I think in the near future it's illegal to take drugs or drink except for one night, the binge as it's known where it's perfectly legal to get drunk, hire stoned.

But this year they did what?

You wouldn't believe they moved the binge to christmas eve.

What?

Why?

Oh, why did they have to put the bins on christmas?

I am not going to stand by because you all want to do a bunch of slam balls out of frosty's whole Andrew, we're not kids anymore.

This binge is our chance to take our lives to the next level.

You're going to fix things with your family.

I'm great, your mom's new lover, you're banging my mom, I'm gonna propose to sarah, I'm going over to her dad's house to ask him for permission.

You don't want to turn on the bubbles or nothing.

I'd like to be able to see right through to the bottom.

Too many mysteries in those bubbles.

Hey, come with me.

If you want to binge, who are you?

I'm angel, I'm gonna show you what it would be like if you were never born.

This is terrifying, Jesus, this party's dead grandma, you have a heart condition, you should have seen the ship, we were into back in the 60's Andrew, I lost their grandma's ring and I'm high off cocaine.

Can you come get me uncle chris did you break out of prison.

It didn't matter because the binges on and everyone's excited about christmas again.

Hey child, what do you want under the tree.

This christmas binges are coming, man, we're taking over tonight.

All the rules are out the window.

It's christmas.

You spelled my name wrong.

Why is that house smoking a cigarette?

This is what I've been wanting to say to you the entire night.

Damn.

I really was high and drunk when I wrote these.