Thisisnot a way a $200 porkchopismeanttobeconsumed.
Whoa, thatdudewashungrydude.
Youknowyouwanttodoitman.
Theweekleadinguptochristmasisrough.
Morelikechrismassacre.
Am I right?
Huh?
We'rebeinghunted.
Theircodesoftheutmostimportance.
Thesecretcodestowhat?
Maybe I'llpunchitintothispothere.
No, don't putthecodesin.
Youguysknowwhatfiggypuddingis.
Huh?
I guess I don't know.
Huh?
Soitwasprobably a badideathat I put a figgypudding, nametagoneveryone's backwhentheyweren't lookinghuh?
Umorange, whyistheremudalloverthecounterandwhathappenedtothehugeamountofdirt I puthereyesterdayandthencoveredinsnowDudeitobviouslymeltedandcreatedallofthismud.
I don't follow.
Well I guessit's mudboringtime.
Excusemecomingthrough.
Justrollinthemudlike a normaleverydayordinarypigoinkoinkoink!
Ohcraprightthat's a goodsqueal I'm gonnahavetopracticethatone.
Pleasedon't buthowwill I getbetterif I don't practice?
Ahmanthatwasunpleasant.
Gotsuch a sunburn.
Excuseme.
Wouldsomebodypullthethermometeroutofmyrumproast?
No.
Damn.
Youlooklikeyou'vebeenbakingnow I cangetbacktowhat's trulyimportantrollinginmudandsteppingslopanddon't forgetsquealingyouknowthat's a prettygoodimpressionbutit's moreit's morethroatyyouknowlikewouldyoubothstopsquealingham, you'restillindanger.
Youneedtogetoutofherebeforetheydecidetocarveyou.
Yeahyeahyeah I guess I'vebeenlookhowawesomethatmudlooks.
I meanreally?
Comeonlikeokay I'm justgonnarollaroundinitforjust a fewmoresecondsandthen I'llgetoutofhere.
Okaygoinggoinggoing I'm a realpigoryou'renot a realpig, wouldyoupleasestopit, knifeishere.
Getoutofherenowgetoutofherenowdad, sorry I can't hearyousaying.
Getoutofherenowdudebecause I havemineinmyearsand I don't haveears.
Ohmygodshutupwow, stick a forkinthatporkhe's done.