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  • Oh uh Oh, how's it going?

  • Orange?

  • Oh you know I am.

  • Oh dude, you don't look too good.

  • Hey?

  • Hey, pear?

  • Yeah, what is it?

  • Orange?

  • Oh gross.

  • I don't feel so good, Pear?

  • You're gonna have to take over sure, no problem.

  • Wait what?

  • Uh Hey, hey, turnip.

  • Hey, turn up.

  • Hey, hey, what's up, Pear?

  • Yeah, it's just that I'm glad you could turn up what?

  • You know?

  • Turn up.

  • What are you getting at man?

  • Nothing.

  • It's it's just a joke.

  • You don't turn up.

  • What are you talking about?

  • You think I'm I'm late?

  • No, it's just I'm a late blooming vegetable.

  • All right, I'm ready when I'm ready.

  • Okay, okay, okay, I'm not running on your schedule or anyone else.

  • Did you hear me?

  • Okay, Okay, I'm sorry.

  • You're bombing pear.

  • Look, I've never done this before.

  • Just call him something.

  • He's not, that always works for me.

  • Alright.

  • Hey, hey, turnip, I'm not talking to you good because you're just a fat radish, get it fat radish, whoa, whoa, Turnip, dude, why are you doing this to me?

  • Way to go, Pear geez, I didn't know he was gonna cry.

  • Oh my God, what's going on here?

  • Pear made Turnip cry.

  • No, it's not like that.

  • Call me pare.

  • What's wrong with you?

  • No, this is Orange's fault.

  • He told me to do it.

  • Hey, keep it down.

  • I'm having a sick day over here, Is that all you have to say for yourself?

  • Pear Dude, you got to help me get out of this.

  • What do I say now?

  • I don't know.

  • I just usually make funny noises.

  • Everyone loves that.

  • All right, hey, hey, hey, turn up.

  • Hey, what do you want now?

  • I bet you can't do this out.

  • Is that supposed to be me?

  • Because I'm fat, right?

  • Because I'm always eating no paris just trying to, you know, cheer you up right there.

  • You're a monster.

  • I'm sorry.

  • No, no, no, you're doing it all wrong pair.

  • It's more like this.

  • You I don't remember eating that.

  • Look, why don't we all just call it a night, Huh guys?

  • Yeah, I second that.

  • Okay, fat radish orange.

  • I'm not a fat radish.

  • No, not you fat radish.

  • What's up with you?

  • Orange knife?

  • Right about now?

  • I'm wishing I had ears just so I could use these earplugs.

  • What the whoa did you guys hear?

  • That sounded like a woman scream?

  • Yeah, and she sounded hot.

  • We better check it out.

  • Orange.

  • You see any heart ladies come through here, Let's split up.

  • I'll go that way.

  • There you go that way.

  • Orange, you apparently the hot lady, Not the first time I've been fooled by a sexy voice and it won't be the last orange.

  • I've never heard you scream like that before.

  • I've never been in this kind of pain before bro.

  • If you keep screaming like that, you're gonna scare away all the hot ladies that might be lurking about.

  • I'm calling dr bananas now greetings and hello, I heard the screams of a hot lady who might be in need of medical attention.

  • Well, it's just orange?

  • But he definitely needs help.

  • Yeah, you can say that again.

  • I see.

  • This news is quite disappointing as I haven't felt a woman's touch since the Reagan administration.

  • But let's take a look inside.

  • Ha ha.

  • Just as I suspected he's got himself a kidney seed.

  • Really?

  • Cause that looks like a toy race car in his stomach.

  • What can I say?

  • I like fast food.

  • Yeah.

  • Please ignore the toy car.

  • That orange inexplicably consumed as well as oranges.

  • Excruciating pun, what's causing his pain?

  • Is this tiny dot right here, bro, you're complaining about that little speck.

  • Now, grapefruit.

  • Kidney scenes are widely known to be one of the most painful issues of fruit can experience.

  • This is a joke, right?

  • I mean, come on.

  • How can something that small dish out so much pain.

  • I'll be happy to show you if you snore again tomorrow night.

  • Now, orange, don't worry, we have several methods to remove the kidney seeds.

  • We can remove it surgically with a knife, wow, we can blast it to pieces with a laser, wow, We can blast it into pieces using sound waves from this boom box.

  • How do these options?

  • Get cooler every time?

  • Or the final option is this mystery box.

  • Which one is the least invasive doctor.

  • I'm sure.

  • Orange is also concerned about the cost quiet pair.

  • I choose the mystery box.

  • It's a rubber chicken.

  • Orange.

  • How the heck is a rubber chicken supposed to help you with your kidney seed?

  • I don't know.

  • Let's find out.

  • Okay.

  • He's not helpful.

  • But look at his face.

  • Doc.

  • You got to go in and remove his seed.

  • I'm sorry pear, but I need patient consent and the patient has selected the rubber chicken method of removal.

  • Hey, did you guys see it has a hole down there?

  • Well, at least he seems to be enjoying himself.

  • Mhm.

  • What happened?

  • Orange appears to have laughed so hard.

  • He passed his kidney seed.

  • The seed is still fishing around the room.

  • It could hit any one of us in her grapefruit.

  • What happened?

  • I think I might ever seen up my whole down there in a truly ironic turn of events.

  • It appears the seed has lodged itself near grapefruits kidney, which is a okay by him because there's no way a little old seed could cause that much pain.

  • Right, grapefruit.

  • Ha ha.

  • Very funny.

  • I recommend we remove the seed immediately.

  • Which method do you choose?

  • This is a really hard decision.

  • Yeah, I gotta go with the mystery books.

  • What?

  • It could be anything bear.

  • Yeah, it could even be a knife.

  • Am I the only one with any sense around here.

  • There's already a knife right there.

  • Why not choose the knife method?

  • No knife, huh?

  • Oh, sweet.

  • It removed the So I got to know did that hurt more or less than the kidney seed will just shut up and super glue me back together.

  • Look at all those rainbows, color me impressed, but why are there so many maybe?

  • But it also seems like something might be up, wow, quadruple rainbow all the way across the sky.

  • Am I the only one who thinks this is too many rainbows?

  • Yes.

  • Ah but where are they all coming from?

  • What the heck is going on?

  • Bad news?

  • Everyone liam's come down with the leprechaun flu.

  • Sorry, no need to apologize.

  • We're actually really enjoying it.

  • Hey, stop acting so excited about this.

  • The leprechaun flu is a very serious disease.

  • I can't even shave.

  • Yeah guys, it ain't nothing to sneeze at.

  • I'm telling you it's an awful disease and you shouldn't be making light of it back orange.

  • I think he just witnessed something so hilarious that his brain shorted out.

  • This happens from time to time.

  • Hold on liam.

  • Did you just fart a gold coin?

  • I fart and coins and stage three of the leprechaun flu.

  • So you see now the leprechaun flu is no laughing matter.

  • So let me see if I've got this straight when you contract the leprechaun flu, you fart gold coins and sees rainbows.

  • I it's truly terrible.

  • This is the greatest type of flu I've ever heard of.

  • No, it's positively awful when I sneeze it, it hurts.

  • Well, no, it's more of a soothing feeling, relaxing actually.

  • But after a leprechaun flu sneeze?

  • You feel so incredible that you have to ponder, I really feel awful all the time and that's truly an awful feeling.

  • Um Okay, and the kind farts don't get me started on those, those are awful as well because they smell bad.

  • Well no, they smell like fresh clover after the rain.

  • It's quite nice actually, but it's mighty inconvenient If you're farting all the time on the job.

  • What are you talking about?

  • If you're writing gold coins while on the job, why do you even need a job?

  • You're rich?

  • Well, I suppose that's a good thing, but believe me, the leprechaun flu is a very serious thing, but this is only Stage three of the leprechaun flu.

  • What?

  • Stage four burping out, adorable bunnies.

  • No, that was actually stage one.

  • Are you?

  • I told you already, I'm not your mommy.

  • Okay, Stage four, the leprechaun flu is get ready for this spontaneous combustion, needless to say.

  • There is no Stage five.

  • Wait, so you're saying that if you reach stage four, you'll explode.

  • Like, hey, I heard the word exploding, I'm back with you.

  • What are we exploding?

  • Tell me tell me, tell me tell me tell me nothing.

  • Orange, There's not gonna be no explosion cause we're gonna cure liam flew right now.

  • Try not to act so happy about it, you big meanie heads.

  • Oh, look at that jackpot.

  • If you're heading into stage four, what are the signs?

  • There's one telltale sign.

  • I'll start adding syllables to words when a leprechaun starts adding syllables to words now, you know, it's getting serious.

  • Wait, say syllables again.

  • Sila Billables syllables, syllable of valuables, man, this is getting serious.

  • I couldn't be more serious guys, we gotta kill him quick.

  • What's the cure for Aleppo?

  • Gone flu.

  • There's only one known cure any orange in the vicinity.

  • Must stop talking immediately.

  • Uh, for how long?

  • Forever can you still Nanya sometimes, nope.

  • Yeah, there's no way that's true.

  • He can't be bluffed.

  • We appreciate the effort.

  • You're welcome.

  • It was worth a shot, but seriously, the actual blue?

  • Maybe we should take a few steps back for the blue.

  • Blue, blue, blue bubbles.

  • Yeah, he's definitely stuck in the loop.

  • Hey there everyone, are you bobby!

  • Get out of here, wow!

  • More like bill a bomb.

  • Am I right?

  • All right, looks like it.

  • Well not liam, of course, great flu, you know, biggie, try not to read into it too.

  • Will you flee my love?

  • My mommy too, Will you be my mommy?

  • Hey look a mommy, I have to help bobby.

  • Hey everyone, I'm pear and I'm orange.

  • Whoa, whoa, whoa dude, are you okay?

  • You don't seem very orangey today.

  • In fact, you look kind of green.

  • I'd laugh at that pun, but I'm too sick.

  • Oh dude, why don't you get some rest today?

  • We're talking about how to avoid getting sick and something tells me you're in?

  • No place to do this video.

  • Try to carry on without me somehow.

  • Something tells me We'll manage by now.

  • Oh my God.

  • It's finally happening an episode of how to Without orange.

  • Yeah.

  • We can actually stay on track for once and teach you something useful and we won't get blown up with TNT.

  • This is great.

  • All I need now is the perfect co host.

  • How about the tick?

  • I'm an expert on evading the flu bug.

  • My creepy uncle is a flu bug.

  • Um All right, let's give it a shot.

  • No, no shots.

  • Step one for avoiding sickness.

  • Never get your shots.

  • And we're off to to a terrible start.

  • You honestly believe they're injecting you with a vaccine.

  • Wake up people, they're implanting a secret locating device in your shoulder.

  • Who is They are alien overlords of course.

  • Okay.

  • Maybe this isn't such a good idea.

  • Lou.

  • Step to stay away from other people.

  • Other people have germs and diseases.

  • Don't go near them ever.

  • That's gonna be tough to do lou.

  • No, no it's easy.

  • Just move into a sterilized him for well, Tyne in the mountains miles away from everyone else and never talked to any person again for your long disease free life.

  • Okay.

  • Okay.

  • Don't talk to anyone, nope.

  • Not even the voices in your head though.

  • I'll admit that's easier said than done.

  • I feel like this isn't helpful.

  • I'll tell you what's not helpful.

  • The government destroying all evidence of my 1987 alien abduction near Topeka Kansas.

  • They didn't tell something bro, prodded me on their spacecraft.

  • And cold names mean names like bug boy and eight legs.

  • But you do have eight legs.

  • You stop it right now.

  • Are you one of them?

  • Are you an alien lou?

  • This just isn't working out.

  • I think you should leave.

  • Oh sure the moment lou starts dropping truth bombs, the sheep will close their sheep all ears.

  • Well that's fine.

  • I'm going by lou, gravity is a lie.

  • What the Okay.

  • And I'm the whoa orange, You look better, yep.

  • While I was gone I discovered how to avoid being sick.

  • Really do tell otherwise.

  • This video is going to be an absolute disaster.

  • Well, it turns out the best way to defeat illness is with love, Love.

  • Are you pulling one of my tin legs lou You only have eight legs.

  • I choose to believe I have dan, relax guys, I'm joking.

  • It isn't love that keeps you from getting sick then.

Oh uh Oh, how's it going?

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