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  • Howdy howdy fruit lovers.

  • Welcome to the juice.

  • The talk show where she's louise.

  • It's fine.

  • I'm fine.

  • Just got attacked by a chipmunk is all screwed over.

  • Let me sit next assist.

  • So how you do grapefruit?

  • You're bleeding and you smell awful, awfully great.

  • You mean this new system wearing have been attracting wild animals all day in the moment has a similar effect on the ladies.

  • I probably should have followed these trucks and applied only two squirts.

  • How many squirts did you do?

  • 40.

  • Okay.

  • Anyway, today's prompt comes from Daniel rules espinal.

  • Who asks, what is your favorite place to go outside of the kitchen?

  • Great question Daniel.

  • I can tell you're going places too.

  • Now let's do it to it.

  • Friends because I want to know what's the See this is kind of a tough one for me to answer.

  • I'm gonna have to say it's a three way tie between volunteering at the soup kitchen, volunteer at the animal shelter and Oh yeah, purchasing extravagant luxury items at the mall for my girlfriend?

  • I didn't know you had a girlfriend grapefruit.

  • Well, I don't.

  • At least not yet.

  • Anyway, but if anyone would like to change that hint, hint, I would purchase you extravagant luxury items at the mall.

  • I'm not attracted to you grapefruit.

  • Of course you're not.

  • You're not looking at the good side.

  • There you go.

  • What do you say now?

  • Still a no man.

  • I mean, I bought all this.

  • Play money, but nothing easy grapefruit.

  • No need to throw a counterfeit.

  • Well, I'll tell you what my favorite places to visit the library Because there are books, books that I read the apple doth protest too much.

  • Me thinks why are you talking like that?

  • Wait, is that from a book?

  • Because if so forget I asked.

  • Look Little Apple.

  • If you can read, just prove it.

  • Read what it says on the screen behind us.

  • Easy.

  • It says the juice.

  • Sure.

  • You don't want to read it a little closer.

  • Yeah.

  • Why would I do that?

  • I know what the name of the show is.

  • I made the local myself right before the show.

  • Wait, so you're the one who misspelled juice, huh?

  • What run?

  • Yeah.

  • What's that?

  • So I made a typo I don't have any hands.

  • Typing is hard.

  • Okay, that's true typing is kind of difficult.

  • We don't have any hands.

  • Yeah.

  • And spelling is hard without literacy.

  • Marshy.

  • What's your favorite place to visit outside the kitchen possibly?

  • Pick just one.

  • There's Sweden Costa cola, Chocolate Barbados, the Samoas Island, lovely this time of year.

  • Whoa.

  • That's a lot of international travel there Marcy.

  • How do you afford all that easy when you're friends with every bird?

  • Man, You better come carry me away.

  • What the the clothes hurt.

  • That's not what I meant.

  • Get it off.

  • Get it out.

  • What's your favorite place to visit?

  • Orange?

  • Mm Probably under there.

  • What do you mean?

  • Do not say it.

  • Nobody say it.

  • Whatever are you talking about?

  • I'm serious?

  • Under There is a really great place back me up on this little apple.

  • Why me?

  • Surely you of all people have been under there because heaven knows someone your size hasn't been over there.

  • Okay, Okay.

  • Hold on.

  • We haven't heard from sis.

  • Hmm.

  • Well, I'd like to go to the farmer markets.

  • Oh yeah.

  • Which ones?

  • Well, the sunday morning market on third street is pretty great.

  • And then there's, wait, are you taking notes?

  • Why aren't you writing down what I say and why are there doodles of me and you getting married in the margin?

  • Uh, yeah.

  • I'm not gonna answer this question with this little creep around here.

  • That little apple.

  • You should go bro.

  • She thinks you're the creep me.

  • That's nonsense.

  • I am literally reading a book right now entitled How not to be a creep.

  • See Rule # one.

  • Never ever mentioned you've read this book.

  • I knew I shouldn't skip the grapefruit.

  • I think it's time for you to go.

  • Is it tough guy?

  • Yes.

  • And where?

  • According to you, should I go under there?

  • Well, grapefruit is gone.

  • But the stench of his cologne remains.

  • Yeah.

Howdy howdy fruit lovers.

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