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  • yo yo yo it's your boy, little apple coming at you with another big time episode.

  • We got orange.

  • Hey we got grapefruit, good morrow and they're going head to head in the speech jammer challenge.

  • Wait we're both citrus fruits so shouldn't it technically be the speech marmalade er challenge.

  • Yeah I got that one orange.

  • You interrupted me before I could push the button, do you mind?

  • Not really, but I sure do rind.

  • Now as I was saying today we're doing the speech jammer chat, pyrotechnics got bigger.

  • Yeah almost like it's compensating for something orange.

  • So the rules are simple just put these headphones on and try to say the phrase on the card.

  • Oh I remember this doesn't have to distort your voice and plays it back to you on delay.

  • Right?

  • Exactly, it makes it super hard to talk.

  • Plus I hear the new version of the app has some upgrades.

  • How much wood would a woodchuck chuck?

  • If a woodchuck could chuck, could shoot Oh man this new speech jammer app is way harder than it used to be.

  • I tried but I shouldn't do it.

  • So it's a new app.

  • Huh?

  • I'm curious to see what sort of updates have been.

  • Hey I'm sorry but did he hand just reached out of my phone screen and repeatedly spanked me, yep.

  • You got speech jammed bro?

  • I'm honestly not even mad, I'm actually impressed capabilities of this new app but downright trying to kill me.

  • Whoa.

  • This app really is cutting edge, that is where I draw the line.

  • You hear me okay, okay if you're gonna be a baby about it, I can just always put the app into Nonviolence mode.

  • Wait, there's a non violence mode.

  • How is that not the default?

  • Okay.

  • Maybe this time I'm going to try a new app approach.

  • How much wood could a much much?

  • Oh my wow, I screwed up so fast, wow.

  • My laugh is actually kind of annoying when it's on delay like that.

  • Yeah, when it's on delay is when it becomes annoying.

  • Orange.

  • I paused the app.

  • It shouldn't be jamming you anymore.

  • I know I just thought of a really funny joke.

  • Alright.

  • One joke could possibly be that funny.

  • Huh?

  • Your attempt at a mustache.

  • That is it?

  • Give me those headphones.

  • It's time for orange to taste defeat.

  • Too late.

  • Already tasted duck feet a bit too much salt if I'm being honest.

  • Just when I think that I have heard oranges worst joke ever.

  • Hey, this thing is still on nonviolent mode.

  • Am I right, yep.

  • Good because if I have to deal with that hand one more freaking time I relax grapefruit.

  • It's not being violent.

  • Yeah.

  • Yeah, I guess you're right.

  • But uh what is it uh what's it doing there?

  • Maybe you should focus on reading the passage.

  • Oh no it's it's hacked into my instagram account.

  • Oh my God it's liking or bikini post on my ex girlfriend's account from like 2006 grapefruit passage.

  • How can I read a passage at a time like this?

  • My ex, who I haven't spoken to in a decade is calling me out in the comments for creeping on her account.

  • Okay.

  • But I know she's adding other ex girlfriends, they're all making fun of my mustache, which is completely unfair because I haven't finished growing yet.

  • Great.

  • What time you got speech jammed bro?

  • Whatever man, because that was the double.

  • Really well, I think it's pretty easy.

  • How much wood would a woodchuck walk?

  • Sorry, orange, you said walk?

  • Oh man, I totally did.

  • Well, tough walk.

  • Okay grapefruit.

  • This is it last chance.

  • Orange face.

  • This third attempt so you can win it.

  • All right now, you know, winning would help ease this thing a bit.

  • I mean the comment section on this bikini big kind of get out of hand.

  • Now my exes are laughing about how I got my hair implant surgery to help fill out my mustache.

  • It's pretty much the last thing I need right now.

  • Focus grapefruit.

  • Is it still a nonviolent mode?

  • Sure.

  • Is do your worst app.

  • How much would what is it?

  • I think it's creating a deepfake, my mom, it's the eighties and she's kissing international superstar Jon bon Jovi after a concert but it's a deepfake, right?

  • I think so.

  • It's actually really realistic.

  • Focus grapefruit.

  • You can still win this challenge.

  • You're right, you're right, okay, how much wood would you look at that now?

  • The apps posting the defect in my mom's instagram feed and its tagging Jon bon Jovi.

  • The real john bon Jovi is not commenting on the video and she's invited him to slip into a D.

  • M.

  • S.

  • Grapefruit.

  • Are you okay?

  • I'm pretty far from.

  • Okay.

  • You guys, I guess Nonviolent mode isn't exactly your jam, huh?

  • Yeah, that's a good point.

  • Little apple.

  • Put it back on violin mode, But do it.

  • This app is taking everything from me.

  • No way it can hurt me now.

  • Not anymore.

  • Okay.

  • Whoa, you did it.

  • If anybody needs me, I'll be in my room, wow.

  • Is grapefruit ever gonna recover from this?

  • I honestly don't know.

  • Hello?

  • Have you guys seen grapefruit?

  • I would like to introduce him to his new father.

  • International superstar, Jon bon Jovi.

  • Good evening Oranges Kitchen.

  • How are y'all doing tonight?

  • Oh my gosh, this is awesome.

  • We like love every bun Jovi song in existence.

  • Wanted bretter alive.

  • Fair.

  • It's my loaf.

  • You give love a whole grain donut?

  • Stop believing that song actually isn't mine.

  • It's by journeyed now.

  • Okay.

  • Yeah.

  • Well when we see him again, we'll let him know you came by.

  • Okay.

  • You want an autograph?

  • Yeah, that's okay.

  • Yeah, yeah.

  • I figured, oh, you want to try the speech jammer challenge.

  • Sure.

  • Why not?

  • How much wood would a woodchuck chuck If they go by, Whoa, he's halved way there.

yo yo yo it's your boy, little apple coming at you with another big time episode.

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