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  • tiempo de hombre did terrible.

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  • Welcome to watch mojo And today we're counting down our picks for the top 10 most outrageous bootleg merch.

  • The wolf man was called Midnight Wolf because we all know the moon waits until midnight to come out for this list.

  • We'll be ranking the craziest and most surreal examples of off brand merchandizing.

  • Have you seen any of these or was it all just a fever dream.

  • Let us know in the comments number 10.

  • Special Man, Look up in the sky.

  • It's a bird.

  • It's a plane.

  • It's special man.

  • That's right.

  • The world's not so greatest superman knockoff may appear if you really, really squint like the Man of steel, but appearances can be deceiving.

  • Sure.

  • Special man has a swanky haircut and a cool costume, but the logo is clearly a cut and paste job from the O.

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  • Hero with enough minor alterations to potentially dodge a copyright lawsuit.

  • We use the word potentially because special man is brazenly close to the real thing, although we'd feel pretty bad for any child.

  • Unlucky enough to receive this toy as a gift or reward for a job.

  • Well done.

  • Number nine, Pocket Monica.

  • There is a wealth of bootleg Pokemon merchandise out there in toyland, but the pocket Monica collection might be one of the most egregious.

  • What?

  • No, this is due primarily to the alarming number of spelling inconsistencies and straight up errors present on the packaging for this board game.

  • First off, it's called pocket Monica for crying out loud, which should immediately raise a red flag for any parent or consume.

  • It doesn't stop there.

  • However, as the pocket Monica box also doesn't care about spacing, spelling or any respected forms of the english language.

  • Call us crazy, But we're also assuming they meant jump, jump chess as opposed to jump poon chess number eight.

  • Dora the Pokemon Explorer.

  • Hey, did you know that Dora the Explorer was part of the Pokemon universe?

  • No, well don't tell that to the makers behind this next bootleg toy.

  • Well, the word toy may be stretching things a bit, but we'd argue that any aspiring young Pokemon trainer might want to dress up like ash from the television series.

  • Alright, picciotto, I'll show you who's the dangerous one around here, poke ball go.

  • Yeah.

  • So why not start by wearing a cool hat?

  • The only thing is, well that's not ash on the hat.

  • It's Dora the Explorer as evidenced by this twitter post from at bootleg stuff.

  • Not only does this bit of bootleg merch.

  • See lazy, it also feels nebulous lee, offensive and problematic and we can only hope there aren't too many more of these camps out there in the world, but now you're my only hope.

  • Just give it your very best shot cat go number seven frightened horses.

  • There's a lot to unpack with this obvious bit of off brand.

  • My little pony merchandise.

  • She's amazing.

  • For starters.

  • There's the alarmingly aggressive and uncap it, allies call to action on the box.

  • The States.

  • Hello, come and collect us.

  • Then there's the little business of these, my little we mean fashion horses and they're frightened expressions.

  • The modeling for these toys was clearly taken from an animation cell or screenshot with my little ponies were in dress, which begs the question why, why couldn't the producers of this box find a different image for their horses.

  • It boggles the mind really green to yellow, too poofy, poofy enough to really to shiny.

  • Number six Sharp hand joe, believe it or not, The maniacal child murderer and dream demon Freddy Krueger actually received plenty of legitimate toys marketed to young Children back in the eighties.

  • It was a different time.

  • However, there's poorly conceived marketing and then there's sharp hands, joe.

  • This obvious Freddy knockoff actually appears pretty stoked to be a toy featuring an expression that feels more, hey, nice to meet you.

  • Then I'm gonna slash you in your sleep.

  • Hey, I'm joe.

  • See how sharp my hand is.

  • They called me sharp and joe, but hey, what do we know?

  • Maybe sharp hand joe is a cool cat and totally not going to invade our sleepy time with some garish nightmares.

  • This is it breaking number five Spader, man!

  • Quick!

  • Someone get ahold of James Spader.

  • Did he authorize this usage of his name?

  • No, I've never seen anything like this.

  • Of course you haven't.

  • Well we can't say we're surprised, but we are impressed to report that this Spiderman knockoff was bold enough to change its name in this fashion.

  • And hey, the toy also excitedly advertises itself as being new and featuring lights and sounds Spader man is also part of the classics collection for some reason.

  • Although if we're being honest we'd hate to see what other sorts of monstrosities are lurking within that boot collection.

  • That said an emcee, you tie in with the title Spader man is something we didn't know we wanted but we're sincerely hoping comes to fruition.

  • The Avengers.

  • That's great.

  • Number four poke wars.

  • Speaking of crossovers, hands up, who thinks the Pokemon universe should collide with Star Wars anybody?

  • Well, the makers of this next toy sure did as it possesses some of the most brazen pass packaging on this list after all.

  • Isn't it?

  • A wonder that George Lucas didn't come calling after this bold combination of bulbous or and boba fett titled Wait for it, Bulba fete.

  • I think George Lucas gonna sue.

  • Somebody actually were surprised that Lucas didn't try and force Bulba fit with his bounty hunter ball, Thank you very much into the original trilogy with some C.

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  • I tinkering now that we think about it after all, would it really have looked any worse than the Jedi Rock sequence from the return of the Jedi special edition, number three trans mog refers on one hand, we have to hand it to the makers of this transformers knock off for at least being somewhat inventive with their new name after all to transmogrified also means to transform, so at least we're on the right track.

  • It's certainly better than another bootleg line of robots called deformed cars.

  • Additionally, the trans mog refers also retain a logo that appears relatively similar to the O.

  • G transformers where these toys dropped the ball, however, is with the actual naming of the robots in question.

  • For example, a yellow painted one that's clearly aiming for bumblebee, but that's saddled with the unfortunate moniker of star Holer.

  • You can't make this stuff up.

  • People you see anyone besides me.

  • What do you do?

  • Great.

  • Perfect number to scary men fish.

  • We're happy to report that we haven't as of yet truly got into any sort of off market branding that's going to give little kids nightmares until now that is.

  • Do you have small Children that just love Pixar's finding nemo and finding dory movies.

  • Find a happy place Darla.

  • Your uncle will see you now.

  • Did these films make your kids ask if they could try surfing?

  • Well be sure to pay close attention or else you might be grabbing them.

  • This monstrosity and they'll never forgive you the faces on these man fish.

  • Feel straight out of that obscure Sega Dreamcast game Seaman the less said about that the better all anthropomorphized and gross.

  • Plus they look like they're having an uncomfortably good time.

  • We're out.

  • I can't find him on my own.

  • I'll forget, please help me find my family.

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  • Number one robert cop three police officer, no loitering Robocop was another ultra violent movie franchise that attempted to tone down his content in order to appeal to a younger demographic.

  • This could be seen with the decision to make the third film in the series, rated pG 13 as opposed to the hard R.

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  • Of the former entries.

  • What are your prime directives serve?

  • The public trust, protect the innocent uphold the law.

  • It remains to be seen.

  • However, whether or not there were ever any precursors to this twisted lee inspired bit of bootleg toy madness for the record, robocops name was Alex Murphy.

  • Not wrong And we're not exactly sure why this toy is even titled Robert Cop three.

  • It's just such an arbitrary and headache inducing decision.

  • We do know one thing, however, the end results are absolutely hilarious.

  • He's a fresh robber cop.

  • At the very least he's got a pretty strong soft vinyl smell coming off.

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