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  • OMG. Stanley,

  • your tongue is purple and huge.

  • I love how he wraps his tongue around.

  • Yeah. Carrie, get your hand

  • out of there.

  • He's going to suck your arm in.

  • He'll eat you.

  • Today's going to be a super fun day.

  • We're going wine tasting

  • in the Santa Monica Mountains.

  • But, first we need to get over

  • to where we're getting picked up,

  • which is at Carrie's house in Silver Lake.

  • We're going to take the bike over there,

  • and we are cutting it really close.

  • We could be late. Let's go.

  • Leaving my bike here.

  • Going to hop on the back of Alex's.

  • We're going to go butt to balls.

  • Good job.

  • Would you like to tip your moto-uber driver?

  • Yes, always tip your moto-uber driver.

  • So, driving is completed for the day.

  • Time to get off this motor bike

  • and get into wine mode.

  • As you can see,

  • wine- colored pants, just in case I spill.

  • All right, ladies and gentlemen.

  • We are on the bus.

  • I feel like we should introduce the

  • squadron because there're some new

  • faces here for some of you guys.

  • We have Eileen. Hi, everybody.

  • We have the lovely Cat.

  • Catrific. We've got Josh. Hi

  • We've got a Marko.

  • We've got a Carrie Rad. Yo!

  • And we have a rap music video.

  • I don't know.

  • That's why I was doing like>>>>

  • But we're also in a party bus, which

  • makes us feel like...awesome.

  • Yes, and I don't know. I kind of want to

  • just start breaking it down.

  • We're going to prom.

  • The plan for today is:

  • we're in a party bus,

  • and we're heading to Malibu

  • to the Santa Monica Mountains.

  • We're going to a vineyard;

  • we're going on a safari where

  • supposedly there're giraffes,

  • and we are celebrating

  • and having drinks all day.

  • It's going to be fun. Let's go.

  • Salud. Cheers, cheers, cheers.

  • Thank you, Tim.

  • No problem, anytime. Cheers.

  • I love your bike, man.

  • Thanks, dude. I love your bike.

  • Is that a 800? Yeah. An F- 800 GS.

  • We just got here. It's a super cool area.

  • If you're not familiar with the geography

  • of Los Angeles, the Santa Monica

  • Mountains, essentially run along the

  • entire northern side of the city,

  • This is the same mountain range

  • that has the Hollywood sign;

  • it has Griffith Obsevatory

  • and all these other landmarks.

  • It stretches up the coast.

  • This is not the southern most

  • wine making area in California;

  • there's also wine grown in Tecate

  • and then down in Baja, CA in Mexico.

  • It's a bit cooler here than in the

  • rest of the city.

  • We're next to the ocean.

  • We're going to go have some lunch,

  • and then hopefully learn more about

  • the wine making process here.

  • We're trying to do a Snapchat.

  • Supposedly, right now we are at

  • Malibu Wines, the tasting room

  • and then across the street later

  • is the infamous safari,

  • which is honestly the main thing

  • that I hear about this place.

  • Every time I hear people talking about

  • this place it's, " Dude, they've got giraffes."

  • Obviously, It's the indigenous

  • Californian giraffe.

  • Are you ready for this?

  • This is me, eating a sandwich.

  • OMG. You guys, we have the entire...

  • Where do we sit?

  • Like, the middle? Yes.

  • You can have a row each.

  • I'm going to stand in the front.

  • What's your name? Mike.

  • Mike. Welcome, guys.

  • We're going to go see some animals;

  • We're going to drink some wine;

  • We're going to feed Stanley, and then

  • we're going to have a little bit more wine.

  • Sounds good.

  • OMG. There's a bison.

  • This is the father. That's a buffalo.

  • He's coming to protect the little one,

  • right? No, he doesn't care.

  • Any of you been to Catalina?

  • Are these Catalina buffalo? yeah.

  • Wow. I resuced two of them because

  • they are used for their meat.

  • I think Catalina has excellent wine mixers.

  • They do.. Catalina wine mixers.

  • I heard that from the brothers, or something.

  • Vagabrothers, obviously.

  • Dixie.

  • Hello.

  • We want a llama.

  • This one really wants one.

  • OMG.

  • The bite.

  • You're so mean.

  • He was teasing it.

  • I need a better boomerang.

  • OMG. These animals are being

  • starved for your boomerang.

  • There's a baby zebra, Carrie.

  • That's a little bite.

  • You just bit me you little *ucker.

  • Cat, ready?

  • Hello.

  • Look at this.

  • National Register. Wow.

  • No way.

  • These are basically showing the

  • Portola Expedition, right?

  • These are called the Four Horsemen.

  • The Chumash had never seen

  • people on horseback before, and they

  • actually refer to them as their sun gods.

  • That's why this guy right here is actually

  • holding a tiny sun.

  • They thought they were a fusion of

  • horse and human.

  • The Portola Expedition was not the

  • friendliest type of expedition,

  • and these figures right underneath..

  • these bird-like things are actually

  • a battle plan.

  • It's infantry lined up right next to each

  • other that they illustrated as a bird.

  • All authentic. They date back

  • to the 1700s.

  • Do they carbon date all this?

  • Yes. UCLA did a dig, actually,

  • and actually found the remains of

  • a Chumash princess buried

  • up above these rocks.

  • That's so cool.

  • That's actually on display at UCLA.

  • It's fascinating and such a pleasant

  • surprise that on this tour, I was

  • totally not expecting to find something

  • as awesome and unique as this.

  • But the fact that there're cave paintings

  • and petroglyphs out here

  • that are hundreds of years old....

  • that show the arrival of the Spanish

  • into California....I think that's pretty

  • mind boggling and definitely

  • something I did not expect to

  • find or to see here on

  • this wine safari.

  • Pretty radical stuff.

  • So cool

  • Right now, to give you guys some

  • perspective, we're in the Santa Monica