What is this slumber party?

I don't want to hear anything about it.

You've got two minutes, make it good.

Well, first of all, Mr Mayor, it's a great pleasure to see you again.

And we just like to say that almost 50% of us voted for you in the last election.

I appreciate that.

I'm just sorry.

We have to always meet under these circumstances.

Mr Mayor, we're here tonight because a psycho magnetic slime flow of immense proportions is building up beneath the city psycho.

What psycho magnet, negative human emotions are materializing in the form of a viscous psycho reactive plasm with explosive, super normal potential.

Does anybody speak english here?

Your honor?

What we're trying to tell you is like all the bad feelings, all the hate, the anger and violence in this city is turning into this sludge.

I didn't believe it at first either, but we just went for a swim in it and we ended up almost killing each other.

This is insane.

I mean, do we really have to listen to this?

Can't you stop your lips from flapping for two little minutes.

Lenny!

Have you been out on the street lately?

Do you know how weird it is out there?

We've taken our own head count.

There seem to be three million completely miserable assholes living in the tri state area, please, I beg your pardon?

Three million and one.

And what budgie brain here doesn't realize is that if we don't do something fast, this whole place is gonna blow like a frog on a hot plate.

Yeah, right, what am I supposed to do?

Go on television and tell 10 million people they have to be nice to each other being miserable and treating other people like dirt is every new yorker's God given right, Your two minutes are up.

Good night, gentlemen.

You're making a big mistake and you know, the post won't now.

Times square slimed fine, fine, fine.

Now, before you go running off to the newspapers with this, would you consider telling this slime business to some of our people downtown?

It's gotta be done right away?