Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles - This makes you happy don't it? - It does, here have some more. (rock music) - Beth or Rip, parenting edition. Who would you rather have the birds and the bees talk with, Beth or Rip? - Rip. - Beth. - Beth's gonna be more fun. (laughs) - Yeah, for sure. - Baby, I love our man-to-man talks, but we need to set some goddamn boundaries here. - I'd rather just get right to the point. I'm not trying to have a whole conversation about it. (group laughs) That's what I think. And so I think Rip will just... (fingers snap) - Yeah Rip's birds and bees talk is incredibly simple. - Pretty quick, just do it. Like, all right bro. - Beth's is elaborate. - It focuses on the erogenous zones. - Is that Latin? - Beth or Rip. You get an F in geometry, you come home from school, who do you tell, Beth or Rip? - Sorry, Rip, didn't have the heart to tell ya. - Rip. - Rip, I don't think either of them care though. - Rip's so much better, 'cause Beth would be furious. (hand slaps) - What the fuck did you do, Jamie? - Rip would go, "I don't care about that shit." - We don't do the Pythagorean theorem on this ranch. - Beth would go up to the school and make it a big deal. - If you're gonna calculate the acute angle of a triangle, you calculate it with me! - Yeah, no you definitely want to ask Rip. - Yeah, for sure not, yeah. Go ahead. - And so I was gonna do more geometry jokes, but that one, we barely got over the finish line with that one. (group laughs) (country music) (people cheering) - Who's more strict about TV time, Beth or Rip? - Beth. - Beth. - I think Rip is more strict about TV time, Rip doesn't have any time for TV. - That's a tricky one, he doesn't even have a television. - I don't know if he has one. - That's a good point. - Yeah, ain't got much. - Beth or Rip, these are easy. You need a parent to volunteer to chaperone an eighth grade dance, who do you ask? - First we're gonna dance. - Rip. - Beth. - Absolutely Rip. - Yeah, he's not gonna say anything, he's just gonna go. - Because no one's gonna get pregnant. If you ask Beth, you might have some knocked up teenager. (group laughs) - Everybody's getting- - She'd be like why don't you show some skin? Why don't you really turn it up a little bit? - I shoulda known it was you. - I feel like Beth would spike the punch. - That's why you don't ask her! - Get the teachers drunk. Like, do something ridiculous. - Oh, so that's why you wanted her to be there. - I think it would be fun. - Need a drink? - Who would you rather go clothes shopping with? - I mean, Rip wears the same thing every day, and I prefer to wear the same thing every day, so Rip. - I have five shirts and a pair of boots, Beth. - Yeah Rip wears the same thing every day and it's great. - I don't wanna think- - Beth also wears a lot of great clothes. - But I would take Rip, I don't care to think about clothes. - I would take Beth. I would rather go clothes shopping with Beth. - Get a pair of boots, decent jacket, and a hat. - Don't like wearing hats. - Well then you picked the wrong line of work, buddy. - Who are you going to for a motivational speech Beth or Rip? - Beth. - Oh man, they're both gonna be so bad. - You have no future, none. - I need my assistants to put all their efforts into not being pussies. - Who can tell you, "You're gonna make it."? - Rip's gonna, Rip. - Rip's gonna tell you- - Beth's gonna make it worse. - Beth is gonna tell you why you should probably- - You should quit. - If you're feeling insecure, you're probably right. - You're one of those, huh? - One of what? - The kind of man who uses flowers to say I'm sorry 'cause he doesn't have the balls to say it himself. - Yeah, it's gonna get worse before it gets better. - I feel ugly, well you are. Wow, that's not great. - Exactly. Oh that's my greatest fear. (Denim laughs) - Yeah, yeah, Rip has given some pretty incredible motivational speeches over the course of the show. - Especially to Beth and to Jimmy. - To Beth, to Jimmy. - I'm gonna show you how to get rid of problems so they don't become new problems. If you don't like the room, then eat in a different room. Life is plenty hard, you don't need to help it, you hear me? - That's true. - Just watch him earn like father of the year awards in the upcoming seasons. - Oh yeah! - He's gonna turn into someone that we're all like... (gasps) - Beautiful. - Who would you rather have as a parent? - You either have Beth as your mom or Rip as father? - Say they're single parent, single mom or single dad. - Rip. - Same. - I would Beth. - Rip seems like he'll at least be there. I don't know if... - He's gonna be there, but he's not gonna open up. He's gonna be one of those dads that you spend your whole life trying to impress. - Yeah, but I feel I'd rather take that, I don't know what Beth is gonna be- - It's not great it either way. - We'll just continue with the illusion that we're one big happy family. - Who would you rather be punished by? - I'm having trouble. - Already? - Oh, Rip it's physical, Beth it's emotional. - Who would you say? - Rip. (bomb explodes) I think it's fair. - Goddamn you for making me do this. (fist punching) - Beth's gonna be like, 10 years later, she's gonna be stabbing you under the table with a fork. - Oh! - You took the car out past curfew and crashed it, which parent would you rather tell? - What did I do wrong? - You know what you did wrong. - Again, I'm going with Rip. - I'm gonna stay with Beth. I don't know maybe it's my own weirdness. - Beth doesn't care about a fucking car she'd be like, who cares? - Right and wrong, good and evil, there's no such thing. - Rip has like a sense of responsibility and Rip would be like, "Oh no, we broke one of John Dutton's cars." Beth would be like, "Who gives a fuck?" - I'm gonna teach you a trick so that you don't blow this opportunity. Don't think that you deserve it. You don't deserve it, and you never will. (rock music)
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