Name: This is The Perfect Pancake
Uploaded: 2022-07-30T17:45:40.000Z
Duration: 11 min 19 s
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They don't know that I secretly wish I was wearing a unicorn onesie.

M: You know, when you go on the internet and there're those pictures of those perfect pancakes?

It's come up on pinterest. It's come up on Instagram.

It's come up on facebook. It's been ON reddit!

Those perfect pancakes exist in Japan! S: Yes!

M: All those pictures were taken from the shop that we're in right now.

It makes this perfect pancake which I can not wait to dig into.

Cause we're surrounded by pancakes right now, as we're talking.

S: Everybody around us has pancakes. This is obscene.

S: So Martina and I are having very opposite reactions here at this place.

She's here, making pretty films about all the flowers and whatnot.

I'm just looking at all the plates of food walking by like "When is it going to be my turn?".

It's like being in a really nice, elegant tea shop.

Simon's just staring at other people with their pancakes.

He's like a creeper. He's literally just watching people ~ eat.

M: Oh oh. I think he's gonna have a break down. S: I want my cookie.

S: Those two girls beside me... M: Oh my god.

S: How awkward would it be if I just, like, scuddled up beside them.

If you go to a club and like guys try to pick up girls, he'd be like "Hey, what you drinking?"

I wanna be, like "I'm not even interested in dating you but..

If I had to scale it on a 1 to 10, it would be , like a 12.

S: Is that my cookie? M: They got your cookie!

S: Hurry up and take your macro shots so I can eat my cookie.

M: Let me just- let me just take them slow. Nice and slow.

S: And now Martina's thinking,  "Simon's gonna take a bite and share with me."

You've got more jam than you have scone on the table!

M: Well, you took those two and they were like "Wow, those guys are big."

S: I would like to say I think that we've been ruined a little bit by North America.

Because when we order scones in North America, there are these ugly, fist sized, lumpy things.

S: Here, we have some very pretty scones.

But they're the tiniest scones I've ever seen.

M: I'm just gonna join in here and say something.

S: The whipped cream is bigger than the scones. M: Those are pretty big nipples.

S: True. These are some banging nipples right here. M: Ok.

M: I mean, they're huge but I agree with you. They are quite tiny.

S: These are Whale nipples. Ok? M: Whale nipples

S: ...alright? I expected something bigger than Whale nipples.

M: Hey! We're in a classy place! Keep it classy. These are...

S: Some type of Whale nipples. M: Stop talking about Whale nipples

S: Uhhhh...Holidays... M: Indeed! The news today. Did you see the news?

S: How do you feel about the Hillary/Trump - thing? M: things..

M: I might - You know, I might petition to clean up the parks

because there are some hooligans that have been skateboarding around there, lately.

S: Wait, wait a second... M: And it's unsafe for the children.

S: What are you gonna do? Write a strongly worded letter to someone? M: YES!

M: Have you cleaned the leaf gutter?  S: What, rain gutter?

S: Actually, funny story: One of the pipes from the rain gutter actually blew off.

And I don't know how to get up there and plug it back in.

So, we'll see what happens in a couple years.

M: In the meantime, let's enjoy their magical, warm cookies

S: Why did you say "let's!", as if this is gonna be a plural of enjoying this cookie?

I can smell the smell of the cookie from here. It's like the most perfect perfume.

M: *starts to awkwardly beckon for the cookie using her tongue*

S: Do you like.. M: It's like I'm a kitty and I'm getting scratches.

Cause that's what this is. This is old ass grandma biscuits.

M: Oh my god. It's butter pastry that they put together and baked

and sprinkled with those gigantic chunks of sugar that you get

when you get those cookies. The European cookies at Christmas time.

S: I should have gotten the cream filled one in the middle.

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This is The Perfect Pancake

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