(calf lowing)

- We're gonna get you back to mama.

Yeah.

- This is bovine trivia.

(twangy country rock music)

- Just kinda wanted to get some...

- Some...some music?

- Is this the entrance music?

Can we get, can you say that first part again,

and then we can... - This is bovine trivia.

(Jefferson humming)

- Do you know what that means?

(Jefferson continues humming)

- Cow trivia?

- Of, like, relating, or pertaining to a cow.

(cow lowing)

True or false: cows are ungulates.

- True.

- Do you know what that means?

- Yeah. - What does it mean?

- I can't say it 'cause then Denim would know

and then he's gotta go next, so he...

- It is true.

- But I know it's true.

- It means they're grass-eating.

(cow lows)

- Cows get what you get all the time.

- Low self-esteem?

- No, restless leg syndrome.

- They have to get restless, yeah,

they, that's true.

- False.

Completely false. - False.

- They do not get restless leg syndrome.

- Sorry, I'm on a little bit of a lag.

There's a lag in this...

- Okay, this one is just for Denim,

'cause I don't want Jeff to read into it.

Cows can get depressed.

(somber violin music)

(cow snorts)

- It's gotta be no.

Cows?

They don't have any responsibilities.

- I trick you again!

It's true.

Cows get depressed.

- Damn!

(cows lowing)

- Cows can get, and this is in quotes, "stiff tail."

(funky music)

- When you say "stiff tail," does that mean

what I think - You know, like,

- That we're implying?

- I...

It's in quotes.

- They're fucking angry!

- No shit they're angry.

Their job's to fuck, Jimmy,

and they ain't fucked in six months.

- I think cows can get stiff tail,

because why else would there be a name for it?

- Uh huh.

- True. - That's true.

- Well, yeah, it's in quotes.

- False!

- What?! (men laughing)

- Cows can get bloated.

- Yeah, they can get bloated.

- Oh, 100%.

- True.

What's bloat?

- He ate something he shouldn't.

- True or false: cows get acid indigestion

as a result of the grass that they eat.

- True.

- I'm gonna move my mouth and then I want

you guys to dub over the correct answer

over my mouth please.

True.

(Denim laughs)

- How would we know that though?

- Quit asking fucking questions.

Go put it back.

- I think it's because of what...

comes out.

They test it. - What does come out?

Sorry.

- What does come out?

- If there's an Olympic event for shoveling shit,

I'd win a medal.

- You, probably more than anybody,

know what comes out of cows.

- Oh yeah, I'm very familiar with what comes out of cows.

- You know you had your hand out.

- Yeah, yeah, and what goes in cows.

(cow lowing)

- And horses.

- Man, true or false: cows are cool as hell.

(record scratch)

- Okay, and that is bovine trivia.

(Ian hums)

(Jefferson hums also)

(twangy country rock music)