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- Easy.
(calf lowing)
- We're gonna get you back to mama.
Yeah.
- This is bovine trivia.
(twangy country rock music)
- Just kinda wanted to get some...
- Some...some music?
- Is this the entrance music?
Can we get, can you say that first part again,
and then we can... - This is bovine trivia.
(Jefferson humming)
- Do you know what that means?
(Jefferson continues humming)
- Cow trivia?
- Of, like, relating, or pertaining to a cow.
(cow lowing)
True or false: cows are ungulates.
- True.
- Do you know what that means?
- Yeah. - What does it mean?
- I can't say it 'cause then Denim would know
and then he's gotta go next, so he...
- It is true.
- But I know it's true.
- It means they're grass-eating.
(cow lows)
- Cows get what you get all the time.
- Low self-esteem?
- No, restless leg syndrome.
- They have to get restless, yeah,
they, that's true.
- False.
Completely false. - False.
- They do not get restless leg syndrome.
- Sorry, I'm on a little bit of a lag.
There's a lag in this...
- Okay, this one is just for Denim,
'cause I don't want Jeff to read into it.
Cows can get depressed.
(somber violin music)
(cow snorts)
- It's gotta be no.
Cows?
They don't have any responsibilities.
- I trick you again!
It's true.
Cows get depressed.
- Damn!
(cows lowing)
- Cows can get, and this is in quotes, "stiff tail."
(funky music)
- When you say "stiff tail," does that mean
what I think - You know, like,
- That we're implying?
- I...
It's in quotes.
- They're fucking angry!
- No shit they're angry.
Their job's to fuck, Jimmy,
and they ain't fucked in six months.
- I think cows can get stiff tail,
because why else would there be a name for it?
- Uh huh.
- True. - That's true.
- Well, yeah, it's in quotes.
- False!
- What?! (men laughing)
- Cows can get bloated.
- Yeah, they can get bloated.
- Oh, 100%.
- True.
What's bloat?
- He ate something he shouldn't.
- True or false: cows get acid indigestion
as a result of the grass that they eat.
- True.
- I'm gonna move my mouth and then I want
you guys to dub over the correct answer
over my mouth please.
True.
(Denim laughs)
- How would we know that though?
- Quit asking fucking questions.
Go put it back.
- I think it's because of what...
comes out.
They test it. - What does come out?
Sorry.
- What does come out?
- If there's an Olympic event for shoveling shit,
I'd win a medal.
- You, probably more than anybody,
know what comes out of cows.
- Oh yeah, I'm very familiar with what comes out of cows.
- You know you had your hand out.
- Yeah, yeah, and what goes in cows.
(cow lowing)
- And horses.
- Man, true or false: cows are cool as hell.
(record scratch)
- Okay, and that is bovine trivia.
(Ian hums)
(Jefferson hums also)
(twangy country rock music)