Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles LOUIS, GOOD TO SEE YOU GUYS. >> GOOD TO SIGH, MAN. >> I GOT TO TELL YOU. >> YEAH. >> I THINK THIS SHOW IS GOING PRETTY WELL TONIGHT. I WISH WE WERE HERE. NOAKS FOLKS, ONE OF THE BEST SHOARKS YOU GET TO TALK TO ALL THINGS ABOUT DOING THIS SORTS OF HARD TO GET TO KNOW SOMEONE IN FASCINATING PEOPLE BUT IT'S JUST TEN TO 12 MINUTES ON NATIONAL TV WHICH IS WHY WE AT THE LATE SHOW HAVE CREATED SOMETHING CALLED THE COLBERT QUESTIONNAIRE. IT IS COMPRISED OF 15 QUESTIONS THAT HAVE BEEN AERONAUTICALLY ENGINEERED TO DIVE DEEP INTO A CELEBRITY'S TRUE INNER SELF-- OR AT THE VERY LEAST, TRICK THEM INTO DIVULGING THEIR PASSWORD SECURITY QUESTIONS. AND TONIGHT, WE HAVE TWO VERY SPECIAL "QUESTIONERTS." LATER ON, WE'LL UNRAVEL THE TRUE IDENTITY OF ETHAN HAWKE-- IS HE MAN OR IS HE HAWK? ONLY TIME WILL TELL. BUT FIRST A VERY SPECIAL "QUESTIONERT" WITH ROBERT DE NIRO. DE NIRO TOOK THE "QUESTIONERT" SO SERIOUSLY, HE EVEN CAME PREPARED WITH NOTES-- WHICH IS TYPICALLY FORBIDDEN, BUT HE'S ROBERT DE NIRO. SO, HERE IT IS: MR. BOBBY D., TAKING THE COLBERT Q. I'M HERE WITH BOB, YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN MR. ROBERT DE NIRO. TALKING TO YOU ON THE SHOW SINCE THE VERY BEGINNING. ARE YOU ONE OF MY FAVORITE GUESTS, I ALWAYS ENJOY TALKING TO YOU ON THE SHOW, WE'VE BEEN ABLE TO SPEND A COUPLE OF MINUTES OFF THE SHOW, I HAVE SEEN YOU OUT SOCIALLIED. AND HERE IS THE THING, EVEN THOUGH WE KNOW EACH OTHER A LITTLE BIT, THE THING SU DON'T GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER IN THESE SHORT LITTLE BITES AND I REALLY LIKE TO PLUMB THE DEPTHS OF SOUL OF MY GUESTS SO WHAT WE HAVE DONE AT THE LATE SHOW LAB IS THE AEROSPACE PRECISION HAVE COME SCIENTISTS UNTHERE WITH UP WITH 15 QUESTIONS THAT WHEN ANSWERED REVEAL THE TRUE NATURE OF A GUEST. ARE YOU PREPARED, DO YOU HAVE THE COURAGE? ARE YOU WILLING TO STEP UP AND TAKE THE RESPONSIBILITY OF TAKING THE COLBERT QUESTIONERT? THANK YOU SIR, THANK YOU, >> YES I AM. THANK ROBERT DE NIRO WHAT IS THE YOU. BEST >> WHATEVER SANDWICH I'M SANDWICH. EATING AT THE TIME. >> Stephen: LOVE THE ONE YOU'RE WELL. >> YES. >> Stephen: LOVE THE ONE YOU'RE WITH. WHICH, WHAT IS THE ONE THING THAT YOU OWN THAT YOU SHOULD >> MY COLLECTION OF O.J. REALLY THROW OUT. SIMPSON MEMORABILIA. >> Stephen: WHAT IS THE SCARIEST ANIMAL? >> REPUBLICANS. (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE). >> Stephen: APPLES OR ORANGES? >> WELL, I FIND IT DIFFICULT TO COMPARE APPLES TO ORANGES. SO I WILL SAY GRAPES. >> Stephen: WHAT DO YOU THINK HAPPENS WHEN WE DIE? >> WELL, ONE THING IS IT IS HARDER TO GET A JOB. AND AT LEAST THAT WAS MY EXPERIENCE AFTER I RELEASED THE ADVENTURES OF ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE. >> Stephen: FAVORITE ACTION MOVIE? >> 40 SHADES OF GRAY. >> Stephen: 40 SHAISD OF GRAY. >> OR BAM BEE. OR SNOW WHITE AND THE SEVEN DWARFS. I KNOW THEY'RE NOT WHAT YOU EXPECT BUT I LIKE THEM. >> Stephen: MAY SCI WHAT HAPPENED TO THE LAST TEN SHADES OF GRAY? >> I DON'T KNOW, CUZ I DIDN'T SEE THE MOVIE. >> Stephen: YOU DIDN'T SEE THE MOVIE. YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE MOVIE? YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE MOVIE? >> NO. >> Stephen: GREAT MOVIE. >> IS IT, REALLY. >> Jon: GREAT MOVE-- . >> Stephen: GREAT MOVIE, CARDS ON THE TABLE, HAVE I NEVER SEEN HEAT. >> OKAY, THAT'S OKAY. >> Stephen: IS THAT REALLY OKAY? >> YEAH. >> Stephen: I MEAN TO. I HAVE NEVER SEEN, THAT I HAVEN'T SEEN SHAWSHANK. >> OKAY. >> Stephen: WHAT IF I-- WOULD YOU WATCH IT WITH ME IF I WATCHED IT? >> DON'T MAKE ME. >> Stephen: CUZ YOU DON'T LIKE TO SEE YOURSELF ON CAMERA OR YOU DON'T LIKE THE MOVIE, OR YOU DON'T LIKE PA CHINA. >> NO, I LOVE PACINO IT IS JUST THAT I DON'T FEEL LIKE SEEING THE MOVIE AND THEN YOU ASK ME TO WATCH IT AND IT WILL BE LIKE I GOT TO SIT HERE AND THIS AND THAT. >> Stephen: YOU COULD LIKE GET UP AND MAKE A SANDWICH OR SOMETHING AND CHECK IN AND GO HOW DO YOU LIKE IT SO FAR. >> YES. >> Stephen: YEP, OKAY. >> I ACTUALLY PREFER CENTER WINDOW OR AISLE. SEAT BETWEEN TWO BIG GUYS WITH SCREAMING KIDS. >> Stephen: FAVORITE SMELL. >> GARLIC. >> Stephen: LEAST FAVORITE SMELL. >> MY BREATHE AFTER I'VE HAD A LOT OF GARLIC. DISCOVERED A LOT ABOUT THAT >> Stephen: YOU KNOW YOU WITH A MASK ON. >> OH YEAH. >> Stephen: YOU WOULD BE HUFFING YOUR OWN GARLIC. MOST USED APP ON YOUR PHONE. >>THE TRIBECA FESTIVAL MOBILE APP. >> Stephen: THERE IS A MOBILE >> AND IT SHOULD BE THE MOST APP FOR THE FESTIVAL. APP USED ON YOUR PHONE TOO. >> Stephen: IT UNDOUBTEDLY IS FROM THIS MOMENT FORWARD. CATS OR DOGS. >> I LIKE KALTS AND DOGS. I'VE HAD THEM BOTH. THEY'RE ALL GREAT. >> Stephen: ROBERT DE NIRO DESCRIBE THE REST OF YOUR LIFE IN FIVE WORDS. >> I'M COUNTING THE WORDS. >> Stephen: WELL, WHAT THE [BLEEP] HAPPENED? >> Stephen: ROBERT DE NIRO, CONGRATULATIONS. ROBERT DE YOU ARE KNOWN, NIRO, EVERYBODY. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
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