Name: Ethan Hawke Takes The Colbert Questionert - Part 1
Uploaded: 2022-08-25T16:50:12.000Z
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>> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY. WELCOME BACK.

RADIO OVER THERE IS ETHAN HAWKE, I ALWAYS LIKE WHEN YOU DOM ON

THE SHOW, ARE YOU BOTH AN ACTOR AND A MOVIE STAR WHO SHARES OF

HIMSELF IN INTIMATE WAYS THAT NOT EVERYBODY IS WILLING TO DO

WHEN THEY'RE ON PANEL. ARE YOU COMFORTABLE SHARING

YOURSELF WITH THE PUBLIC? >> IT IS EASIER SSES JUST TO BE

LET'S JUST GO WITH IT. >> Stephen: ONE OF THE THINGS

I SUSPECT-- RESPECT ABOUT YOU. FOR AS MUCH AS YOU HAVE DONE

THAT, FOR AS MUCH AS YOU HAVE DONE, THAT WE NEVER TALKED FOR

MORE THAN SAY 12 TO 15 MINUTES AT A POP AND ST HARD FOR ME TO

TROWLY PLOM THE DEPTHS OF ANYONE, EVEN SOMEONE AS GOOD AS

>> Stephen: PLUMB THE DEPTHS OF COMEDY AT ANY LEVEL, PUT MY

>> I'M GETTING UNCOMFORTABLE. >> Stephen: THAT IS WHAT I

MEAN, SHARING OF YOURSELF, THAT IS UNCOMFORTABLE.

HERE IS THE THING, YOU CAN SAY NO IF YOU WANT TO WE HERE AT

LATE SHOW LABS HAVE COME UP WITH SOMETHING CALLED THE COLBERT

QUESTIONERT. ST A SERIES OF QUESTIONS THAT

HAVE BEEN CALIBRATED TO AEROSPACE TOLERANCES TO

PENETRATE THE ARMOR AND THE PROTECTIVE PSYCHIC SHELL THAT

PEOPLE KEEP AROUND THEMSELVES SO THEY WILL NOT BE KNOWN.

IT IS A TRUTH-SEEKING MISSILE THAT FINDS OUT THE TRUE HEART OF

FRONT OF AMERICA, GOD AND EVERYTHING TO TAKE THE COLBERT

>> I'M READY, WILLING AND ABLE. >> Stephen: BRAVE MAN, BRAVE

WHAT IS THE BEST SANDWICH? >> THE BEST-- GRANDMA BETTY MADE

A MEAN PB & J. >> Stephen: KEEP IT SIMPLE.

RADICAL, WHAT KIND OF JELLY, GRAPES STRAWBERRY.

>> STRAWBERRY. MY MOM GAVE ME THE HEALTHY

>> Stephen: WHAT IS ONE THING YOU OWN THAT YOU SHOULD REALLY

THROW OUT? >> ONE THING I OWN THAT I-- 97%

OF THE CLOTHES THAT I OWN, 97% OF THE CLOTHES I OWN I BOUGHT IN

MINE BUT I JUST KEEP WEARING CLOTHES FROM THE 90 ITSEE LIKE

I'M STUCK IN FOR MALD HIDE,. >> Stephen: HEUER WHAT IS THE

SCARIEST ANIMAL? >> DO INSIGNATURES COUNT.

>> Stephen: YES. >> A TICK, I HATE TICKS.

>> Stephen: YOU HAVE FOUND A TICK ON YOURSELF LATELY?

>> I FEEL LIKE THAT WILL MAKE ME UNRAVE IF I ANSWER AND PEOPLE

>> YES, I HAVE, I FOUND ONE ON MY STOMACH AND ON MY UNDERARM.

>> Stephen: YES CONDITIONS IT FREAKS ME OUT, I DON'T LIKE

>> I PUT THE SUCKER IN TAPE, YOU PUT IT ON TAPE SO IF IT STARTS

TO RING UP OR GET WEIRD YOU CAN TAKE IT TO THE DOCTOR AND THEY

CAN TELL YOU HOW POISON US OR RANCID IT IS, I HATE TICKS.

>> Stephen: GLAD TO KNOW, THIS IS INFORMATIVE.

>> APPLES OR ORANGES. I LIKE APPLE PIE SO GOT TO GO

HAVE YOU EVER ASKED SOMEONE FOR THEIR AUTO GRAPH.

>> I ASKED KRIS KRISTOFFERSON. >> Stephen: WOW.

I HAD, AN OLD LP OF SILVER TONGUE DEVIL AND HE WROTE TO

ETHAN, RESPECT, KRIS. AND I GOT IT FRAMED ON MY WALL.

>> RHODES SCHOLAR. >> Stephen: ETHAN HAWKE WHAT

I DON'T THINK THAT WE HAVE AN UNDERSTANDING OF THE DIVINE

CONCEPT OF TIME. I DON'T STHI WE'RE ANY MORE

CAPABLE OF UNDERSTANDING A CLOCK THAN A DOG.

AND I THINK SOMETHING MUCH BIGGER IS GOING ON THAN WE ARE

I DON'T THINK HAVE I THE INTELLIGENCE OR THE DNA MAKEUP

TO ANSWER THIS QUESTION. >> Stephen: FAVORITE ACTION

>> Stephen: DIEHARD. >> Stephen: WHILE I GOT YOU,

WHILE I GOT YOU ON THE DIEHARD, IS DIEHARD A CHRISTMAS MOVIE?

>> Stephen: LEGALLY HAVE I TO FOLLOW UP WITH THAT ONE.

>> I MEAN DIEHARD, YOU KNOW, IT'S JUST SO PERFECT IT IS JUST

A GREAT FILM. >> Stephen: WINDOW OR AISLE.

>> I'M A NAPPER SO I NEED TO BE BY THE WINDOW.

>> Stephen: OKAY. DOES THIS OR YOU DON'T WANT

>> NO, THAT DOESN'T BOTHER ME, LITERALLY SINCE I WAS A KID, ME

PUT ME IN A CAR, I FALL ASLEEP, PUT ME IN THE PLANE, I FALL

MY HEAD, THEY KICK MY LEG, SIR, PUT YOUR LEG BACK N I'M SLEEPING

AND THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND DID I JUST REVEAL TOO MUCH.

>> Stephen: NO, JUST ENOUGH. FAVORITE SMELL.

>> MY WIFE. THAT MAKES IT SOUND CORNY BUT

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