I actually just found out Orange is taking the day off today so excuse me for a moment while I go process that.

Yeah yeah.

All right now then standing in for Orange today is lou the tick Great to be here.

Pear excited to expose the dark truth about today's story.

Um Well today's story is Jurassic park.

It's not exactly a mystery so I'm not sure what you expect to expose.

Oh I have a few ideas I'll say your manifesto is longer than the book.

You bet Jurassic it is great.

Oh alright let's see how this goes.

Once upon a Time.

An eccentric millionaire invited a crack team of dinosaur experts out to a remote island.

The reason he wanted to give them a sneak peak at his new dinosaur themed park before it opened to the public.

But here's the twist.

When the team got there they discovered the millionaire had actually cloned real dinosaurs.

Here's the other twist, that's a complete lie.

He did not clone dinosaurs.

What?

I'm pretty sure that's how the story goes low.

Oh bear Bear, Bear bear.

What are we gonna do with you?

But you think Hollywood actually brought dinosaurs out of extinction for this movie bro.

They're robots.

Okay I understand that.

I don't think you do Amigo because earlier you said that dinosaurs were real right in the story they were real and that's where you're wrong because there were robots in the movie there were some state of the art.

Cg involved as well.

Low bro.

You are so lucky I'm here to dispel the misinformation for the audience.

I can't believe you thought the dinosaurs in Jurassic park were real.

I don't think that I'm working within the reality of the story.

Low.

Sorry to break it to you amigo.

But Jurassic park it isn't reality.

It's fiction.

I'm aware Jurassic park doesn't actually exist.

It is a made up place.

I believe.

It might even be a book.

It is a book.

Can we please just get back to the story?

Okay so on the first night it began to rain hard and this was bad news for the dino experts because the power on the island went out which meant the electric fences around the dinosaur pants stopped working and to make matters worse the water did a real number on the dinosaur.

But again they were actually robot dude.

No I'm serious.

You ever see a robot get wet before I have.

They start with bad things are freaking out man fine whatever across the entire island dinosaurs started witty wigging out.

Exactly.

He went nuts.

Not even steven Spielberg can't control them.

Wait.

You actually think steven Spielberg is Indra Jurassic park.

Um He only directed it of course he was there and yet despite the dino robots going berserk and all that.

Nobody died in the end.

No not the end.

Lou a ton of people die in Jurassic park director.

It was all fake.

The quote unquote lawyer who got eaten on the toilet.

These so called ned re who got ink spat in his face.

These are just actors.

They're totally fine and went on to do a number of other projects in their careers.

You think?

I don't know that.

Sure.

You know what now?

Because I've educated you okay.

You know what you tell the story.

You mean it?

Yeah.

I can't wait to see how you tell the story of Jurassic Park without any suspension of disbelief whatsoever.

It's not gonna be good.

Of course it's not gonna be good.

It's gonna be great.

Okay.

Here we go.

The year was 1993 Steven Spielberg assembled a crack team of thieves and liars what somebody call them actors or crew members.

But the truth is they embarked on a project to defraud and full of the general populace.

All for the sake.

Making money.

That's preposterous.

Is it fair is it first they built some fake dinosaurs.

Actors pretending to die from dino attacks.

They recorded everything on a camera and then they released the footage to the unsuspecting public.

Actually paid money to watch steven Spielberg's fake documentary about killer dinosaurs.

No one thought Jurassic park was real dude.

Oh yeah.

Then explain how Jurassic park went on to make over a billion dollars at the box office pair.

Obviously a lot of people were very full.

I know I was but in the years since I've done independent research and uncovered the truth Jurassic park is fake.

This is ridiculous.

Is it?

Because the only thing that seems ridiculous to me is how you can sit here and defend steven Spielberg after he fleeced the world like this.

And what's worse is that he keeps doing it jaws.

The shark is a role indiana jones look a little closer.

That's just han solo in a hat.

It's all a big conspiracy.

Wake up sheep.

All all right.

Well I think that's enough.

Truth for today.

Thanks for watching everybody.

E.

T.

That's not what aliens look like.

Believe me.

I know that's a puppet.

Amigo enough.

Okay.

I can see I'm about to be censored by this book cover.

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