Placeholder Image

Subtitles section Play video

  • Hey, that's mine.

  • Give it back.

  • No way.

  • It's my whistling pinwheel.

  • You're an apple.

  • What's that Orange?

  • I can't hear you?

  • Mhm Wow.

  • What the orange?

  • Thank God I found you.

  • Who are you orange?

  • I'm you from the year 2053.

  • What?

  • I'm from the future.

  • Okay, wait, so you're me?

  • Yeah.

  • And you're from the future.

  • Yes, prove it.

  • Orange.

  • We don't have time.

  • I have to warn you that.

  • Not listening till you prove it.

  • So the lightning and me appearing out of nowhere that doesn't count for anything.

  • Could have been smoking mirrors.

  • Well, I have my official 2053 driver's license with me that could be fake.

  • Not convinced.

  • I've got this futuristic laser gun.

  • Whoa!

  • Poor steve.

  • Now, are you convinced, nope blame?

  • Well, the only other thing I have with me is this glow stick.

  • What a stick that glows you really are from the future.

  • That's what I've been trying to say.

  • Can I have a glow stick?

  • No, there's no time.

  • I'll trade you my new iphone four for it.

  • Why would I want that?

  • I have an iphone 512.

  • How about my golf clubs?

  • No, I'll trade you a pair for it.

  • Hey, No, no one's trading Pear for it.

  • Just listen to me.

  • Fine orange.

  • I was sent here to protect you.

  • Protect me from who from an evil future Space warlord that can move things with his mind.

  • If he kills you, then I'll never exist.

  • Wait, why won't you exist?

  • Because I'm him?

  • I'm an orange and I'm you from the future?

  • So why does he want to kill you?

  • You mean me?

  • Because I'm the the only one that can stop him.

  • But I need your help house that you're in possession of the most powerful weapon known to man or fruit.

  • Is it me?

  • No, it's not you.

  • It's the whistling pinwheel.

  • What?

  • It's the only device that can stop him.

  • You don't know it yet.

  • But when used correctly it can destroy anything.

  • I'll trade you for the glow stick.

  • Deal.

  • No way.

  • The pinwheels mine, darn it.

  • Pear.

  • There's no time.

  • Yeah, hand it over.

  • Pear, nope.

  • Can't hear you.

  • Come on, give it back there.

  • What are you doing?

  • You gotta give it to us.

  • Give it over to get it going coming.

  • No, he's got the pinwheel.

  • No, no.

  • Whoa, wow.

  • Who are you?

  • Why did you kill future orange?

  • Hey, it's me.

  • You're an orange and you're an orange.

  • I'm confused.

  • I was sent here from the future to protect you from an evil Space warlord.

  • That's what the last guy said.

  • Well, duh, he was from an evil future.

  • He was trying to trick you into thinking that I was the Space warlord when it was really him, wow, I'm really beside myself.

  • Oh God, go fish wow.

  • Oh sorry gil.

  • I didn't see you there.

  • Oh are you?

  • Are you?

  • Sorry?

  • Well I suppose that makes it all bad.

  • Oh you?

  • Beautiful, fantastic people.

  • Oh, would you look at that, It's a wonderful day.

  • Yeah.

  • A flower for you?

  • A flower for you.

  • Oh if it isn't my favorite orange in the whole wide world abacus.

  • Yeah okay that was pretty good.

  • What the heck has gotten into grapefruit?

  • Hey, are you guys coming to the unveiling the unveiling of What you haven't heard dr bananas just finished his latest invention, grapefruit thinks it's the voice modulator ray.

  • That will give him his old voice back.

  • Oh so that's why he's in such a good mood.

  • Hey, merry christmas, everyone, you get a present and you get a present.

  • It's not even close to christmas bro.

  • Oh it's happening everybody.

  • Good afternoon everyone, thank you for coming to the unveiling of my latest invention.

  • Yeah.

  • Yeah.

  • All right, I love you dr bananas.

  • Thank you.

  • I love you as well.

  • I suppose now then if the live stream is up and running yeah then the time has come to lift the carton.

  • Yeah let that thing woo veggies and gentle fruits.

  • I proudly present to you, say the words a time machine.

  • Uh I was expecting more applause Sorry, no hands not the time.

  • Orange doctor bananas, what the heck in heck Huh?

  • I thought you were working on the voice modulator raid this entire time.

  • Well as you know I always have several balls in here and well you chose the wrong ball bro.

  • You understand what it's like for me about this struggling every day with this voice dude, my friends don't like it.

  • The ladies definitely don't like it, but they still love actually.

  • It's your personality second.

  • Did you ruin my life?

  • Dr b can you toss me a bone here?

  • I'm talking here grapefruit calm down.

  • How can I calm down?

  • How am I supposed to calm down at a time?

  • Like this?

  • Um grapefruit?

  • I think you might have just peed yourself.

  • I might have just live streamed it.

  • What?

  • And it might have just been featured on jimmy melon and gone viral.

  • Oh man, it's so I love that this was supposed to be the best day of my entire life.

  • Well if you read any of these comments, it's gonna be the worst.

  • Ha ha grapefruit if I may.

  • I believe I have a solution.

  • Oh do you?

  • Bad chance doctor Because unless you got a time machine underneath there, there's nothing you can Oh yeah, I have a time machine.

  • Okay yeah this could totally work.

  • Yeah yeah yeah.

  • So we can go back in time to perform my voice change.

  • We think in the past about a bang.

  • Everything goes back to the way it was.

  • I asked this out, she says yes, boom, give it up already.

  • Unfortunately, changing your voice back won't be that simple grapefruit, I only have enough nuclear kinetic sludge to travel one month in the past past or the future.

  • Wait only a month.

  • So you're telling me I can't go back to a time before I had this voice.

  • No, but we can go into the future at which point I will have had enough time to create more nuclear kinetic sludge.

  • Once we have that extra sludge, we will be able to go back to a time before your voice changed interesting and hey, who knows, maybe a month from now, you'll have finished the voice modulator, A whatever you need to tell yourself, grapefruit, great.

  • Then it's settled dr bananas and I are going to go back to the future.

  • Let's do this guys, I just waxed that we have arrived.

  • So this is what one month in the future looks like, huh?

  • Hey, grapefruit, peg grew a beard.

  • Huh?

  • Didn't see that one coming.

  • Great, marshmallow is a third eyeball.

  • Now, definitely didn't see that one coming.

  • Hey, grapefruit.

  • Do I know you know but I know you, everyone does.

  • You're the guy who peed himself in the remix, right?

  • Remix.

  • What are you talking about?

  • How can I calm down?

  • Can I calm down?

  • How am I supposed to calm down at a time like this bananas?

  • Can we just get the energy fluid or whatever it's called and get out of here?

  • I don't like the future very much indubitably, we just need to find me, That guy over there, kind of looks like you dresses better though.

  • That's correct.

  • I was there, I witnessed the entire thing.

  • Indubitably.

  • No, it was not planned or scripted in any way and that guy hiding the rock over there kind of looks like me.

  • Hey there, handsome.

  • Yeah, you're not so bad yourself but seriously bro, you're gonna want to get into this rock now, Why is that?

  • It's hib, it's the peas himself, grapefruit, mean guy quickly in here, the four of us need to talk greetings, future grapefruit and future doctor bananas.

  • We have come to retrieve all the nuclear kinetic sludge you have made in the past month.

  • Oh dear.

  • Well that's a shame because I haven't made any oh come on, I apologize but I've been too busy doing interviews.

  • Everyone wants my first hand account of how the biggest meme in history came to be.

  • And as for you, it's truly, I've just been hiding out under a rock, waiting for this whole thing to blow over the internet is mean bro.

  • So let me get this, You did nothing but interviews for the past month, I slept under a rock for a month and now we can't time travel back to the past.

  • Indeed, without any nuclear kinetic sludge, you can't even time travel back to your present day.

  • You mean we're stuck here in the future, we're on a celebrity but peeing myself, hold on, there's no way to undo this, please both of you need to calm down before you.

  • Oh my God, there's two of them now and they both Rage paid themselves simultaneously and I got the whole thing on camera.

  • Well I didn't think it was possible to one up the original meme.

  • But this will do it.

  • Somebody get jimmy melon and DJ mean remix on the phone.

  • This meme has legs for at least another month.

  • Man.

  • It's so I love to go.

  • Yeah.

  • What orange?

  • You're supposed to help me fill my experiment.

  • Did you sleep in again?

  • I don't know.

  • What time is it?

  • It's precisely a quarter past one.

  • Wait, wait a minute doc, are you telling me it's 1 15 in the morning precisely.

  • Cool.

  • I've never been up this late before.

  • Be right there.

  • Yeah, Yeah.

  • Behold my latest invention.

  • A real life working time machine.

  • Five more minutes.

  • Mom Seven.

  • What?

  • Orange?

  • No, just film me talking about the time machine.

  • You got it doc.

  • This is dr bananas here in spill valley.

  • Ready to show you my first temporal experiment.

  • You can see the time machine behind me here.

  • The key to this whole device is the smocks, Capacitor.

  • The key to time travel, blah blah blah blah blah.

  • Come on doc.

  • Let's take this thing for a spin.

  • Wait, I haven't tested it properly yet.

  • So you think you can steal our batteries and just disappear?

  • You think I'm an idiot.

  • Huh?

  • Well, um you see.

  • Oh, that looks like it hurts.

  • He is of my life imperfect grapefruits.

  • Not around to get in my way.

  • My spleen.

  • If anyone asks it was his fault.

  • Oh no.

  • Oh no, no, no, no, you just ruined my ride butthead.

  • You're gonna pay for that.

  • No, that's great.

  • You're gonna run away like your little friend here like a chicken.

  • I'm not a chicken.

  • I'm an orange.

  • So we got a wise guy here, tell me, wise guy how you gonna fix my car before the big dig.

  • Whoa, grapefruit.

  • What's that?

  • I think he's on.

  • It's a board with wheels.

  • He's an absolute dream.

  • You gross.

  • He looks like your brother.

  • You'll never catch me alive.

  • Thanks to the fancy board butthead.

  • I don't think you want to go that fast grapefruit.

  • Shut up.

  • Ok.

  • Everyone, for my next trick.

  • I'm going to do a 3 60 backflip.

  • I stand corrected.

  • Great.

  • Not my invention.

  • It's ruined.

  • There's no time for that.

  • You gotta help me.

  • I don't even know you what?

  • It's me.

  • Your pal Orange from 1985 1985.

  • You mean my idea for time travel actually works?

  • You bet it works, doc.

  • I crashed the time machine in town and I need you to fix it so I can go back.

  • Wait a second.

  • You left a highly sensitive time altering device from the future out in plain sight.

  • 30 years before it should even exist.

  • What's wrong with that?

  • Um guys, you may want to check this out.

  • Come on, we have to act fast.

  • We're getting the snack to the future.

  • He's all fixed.

  • I guess.

  • I'll see you in about 30 years.

  • I wouldn't really count on that.

  • What?

  • Nothing.

  • Okay, just load some new batteries and the smocks.

  • Capacitor will be ready to go batteries.

  • I don't have any batteries.

  • Orange.

  • This machine needs an obscene amount of electricity to actually travel through time.

  • You're telling me you didn't bring them back up.

  • No.

  • Wait, I got an idea.

  • Okay, doc now climb to the top of that ladder.

  • Orange.

  • This is highly irregular.

  • What exactly was your idea here?

  • Don't worry about that.

  • Doc.

  • Just don't move a muscle.

  • Whoa.

  • Okay.

  • Orange.

  • You only get one shot.

  • Hey, hey dr banana.

  • What?

  • Lightning fault?

  • Oh now I see what he's doing.

  • So you think you can steal our batteries and just disappear?

  • You think I'm an idiot.

  • Huh?

  • Well, um you see aren't you saved me?

  • Sure did.

  • And I beat up grapefruit and there was a storm and Yes, yes, I remember now.

  • I sent you back when you wait, I sent you back to the future and you vaporized me.

  • Sure did.

  • 30 years before I would actually invent the time machine which you just used?

  • What's wrong with that?

  • Wait, what am I doing here?

Hey, that's mine.

Subtitles and vocabulary

Click the word to look it up Click the word to find further inforamtion about it