Really only me.

Nobody else thought that was scary.

Dude, come on.

A kangaroo mouse.

Have you know that kangaroo mice can be surprisingly large.

Name something you don't find surprisingly large.

Okay, first of all, rude.

2nd of all valid great idea agreed the night sky is so vivid.

Plus there are hieroglyphs of an ancient rain dance right here.

Totally.

Another great thing about the desert.

Those red glowing eyes over there peering out at us from the darkness.

Calm down.

It is merely I the one known as orange orange.

You made me peddle my law.

What were you doing out in the woods like that?

Anyway, I was using a latrine far from camp urine.

Can attract wildlife specifically kangaroo mice.

What is that true?

I will verify, allow me a moment to access my hard drive.

I mean earthling brain.

Hold on guys.

Does something seem weird about him?

The one known as orange?

Yeah, nothing is weird about me.

And the kangaroo mouse factoid is true.

Changing topics.

Would all of you please follow me out into the darkness now, not so fast.

Marshy.

Remember what we talked about skeptical?

Do you want me to follow you into the darkness?

Much better.

The reason I want you to follow me it is because um, I want to show you uh can of mountain dew bro.

We have mountain dew right here.

Uh this can of mountain dew is behind uh a lot.

Really show me the way.

What are you guys serious?

He's obviously lying.

He's just listing off objects he sees?

No, that is a cactus.

Well, I probably shouldn't stay here by this pedal puddle since he can attract.

No, that is also a cactus.

Hey, here's a log.

Very good pair.

That is in fact the very log I was searching for.

I will now go behind the log in.

11 seconds, join me.

Okay, 11 seconds.

Huh?

That's kind of an awkward amount of time.

I wonder if I'll be able to fill in that time in a way that's engaging for an audience or if I'll just stand here being boring until well here goes nothing orange.

I'm here behind the log.

Excellent Work X nine.

Who are you talking to?

I'm talking to you obviously.

Do you see any other body stealing robots from outer space around?

Well you said X 94444.

My name is X 944444.

There is an extra four.

Ah Yes.

Well surely you can understand the confusion.

I cannot.

Well then back to the point, once you have dressed yourself in this earthling skin, hide its skeleton with the others.

Then go take care of the remaining earthlings.

This and jump scare all Earthlings is now entering phase two.

Ah ha ha!

I got Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Where am I feel like I'm going in circles.

Why do I smell toast?

Am I having a stroke right now?

Hey, relax dude, it's me toast.

What are you doing out here in the desert just loafing around.

I mean think about it.

I'm super dry.

The desert.

Super dry.

Yeah, I think we can go ahead and say my presence here has been sufficiently justified.

Besides, I've been tracking the spaceship for weeks now, spaceship.

What spaceship?

We should probably hide altitude 3.5 quibble sides, one point to quibble sides, zero quibble sides, engaging quibble light.

No, they found my friends.

You sure they're your friends?

Just watch password quibbles.

I'd wait, did you know that was the password or did you just hear us say it a bunch as we landed?

I knew it, although to be fair it is a very common word in our language and your point is perhaps it is a poor password.

Your mom's a poor password.

Okay, that was a new quibbles I'd called for.

I'm sorry, I sincerely equivalent guys.

Now then have you successfully jump scared all earthlings in the vicinity?

Nearly our scanners only pick up life forms of a certain size and the Earthling we are searching for is well, how do I put this politely?

He's so short.

He has to look up to look down.

What are you laughing at what?

It was funny?

The audio scanners have detected something from over that way.

Yeah.

Do we lose him?

I think so.

Okay, cool.

We're back at my camp.

Quick lex.

Earthlings.

We have you surrounded simply give us your skin and no one has to get jump scared.

Never.

Besides my skin doesn't come out very easily.

I believe we've been through this.

Ah I have heard of you on our home planet.

You are known as the one who is so small.

He cannot be jump scared from his skin or T.

O.

W.

I.

S.

H.

C.

B.

J.

H.

S.

For short.

Short indeed.

Oh my gosh.

I don't know which is worse.

Your humor or your acronyms probably are acronyms as a race.

We are very, very bad at naming things, but we are very good at separating Earthlings from their skin.

Bring out the skin extractor.

How did you stop these robot freaks in the past with liquid.

Of course indeed.

We have been boarded twice before due to your wet antics, but not this time for.

We have isolated you in the middle of a desert, not a drop of water in sight on three.

Everyone evil laugh.

1 to 2.

Early X 94444.

That isn't my name.

That's because I wasn't talking to you.

Start the skin extractor.

No bogey bogey bogey.

Hold on.

It didn't work impossible.

Wait, let me see if I got this straight the skin extractor.

Just jump scares me.

Why?

Yes.

Why do you ask?

Well, it's pretty well established by this point that I'm too small to jump out of my skin.

Told you that it wouldn't work.

Shut up.

X.

94444.

What did I say?

Oh these names are awful.

Like when I first saw this thing, I was sure it was my skin off.

I see.

Well we don't have that technology but no matter mission jump scare all earthlings will succeed.

We will jump scare his skin off and we will do so now set the skin extractor to max level.

Keep it together.

Little apple.

I know you can wait a minute.

It's not working.

Turn it up to beyond max level.

Beyond level.

No no it cannot be do the ship.

Help me.

I won't let you die.

X 44444.

That's not my name.

That's it.

Too annoying.

Go ahead and die, deploy the water shield.

We must make it above the clouds before our shields fail.

Almost there are there any survivors?

I'll check, nope doesn't look.

And then it was simply a matter of reuniting everyone's skin with their skeleton.

You you sure you paired everyone's skin to their skeleton correctly?

I mean it was really dark but I'm pretty sure why do you ask?

Um No reason.

Yeah this slice to meet you.

You're trying to get a rise out of me.

You better mollo out bready or not here.

I crumb.

Stop.

I can't take any more.

I am cautiously optimistic that they'll be out there for days.

Which means they won't be bothering us.

I see this as an absolute win, especially because we'll never, ever have to see those jumps.

Hey.