Wait, I wonder yeah.

Hey, a potential friend.

Hey, hey, green beans, high orange, Hey, hey, hey, what do you want?

Hmm.

I seem to have forgotten.

It's the middle of the day.

Why aren't you at work?

Did you get canned dude?

Come on, I'm just kidding around.

You know?

I tried to get canned once.

Oh yeah, yeah, but I couldn't concentrate.

Oh my God, look orange, is there a reason you wanted to talk to me?

I just wanted to thank you.

Thank me for what?

For being a friend?

Oh you know what you should do.

What's that?

Orange?

A podcast.

Yeah, I'm officially ignoring you now.

Okay, Okay, I'll leave you alone.

But one last thing before I go, could you get me the hulk's autograph?

What?

How would I do that?

I don't know the hulk.

You don't then why is he on your butt?

That's the jolly green giant bro.

Oh yeah, common mistake, nope.

People must confuse him for the hulk all the time.

First time it's ever actually happened.

I apologize.

I hear it ain't easy being green thanks to people like you.

I suppose that's true.

Well being green may not be easy, but let me tell you being orange sure is breezy.

Why?

Why are you like this?

Oh, I know what we can talk about, see any movies lately.

No, really?

Not even the Avengers movies, you know because your buddies in them the last time.

I have no association with the hulk I guess we'll just have to agree to disagree.

Mean, leave me alone.

Me.

I saw a really good movie this weekend.

Pirates of the Cara bean.

It was so good.

I gave it an eight out of 10.

Get it 10 8.

Yes.

Orange.

I get it extremely hilarious.

Glad you like my joke.

I've been practicing.

Hey, relax there bud.

No need to hulk out.

Oh my God, I'm trapped here with the most annoying orange in the planet.

I need to get out of here.

So buddy, how you been?

I need out me.

I've been around.

No.

What's the matter?

You don't like bean puns.

No, don't worry.

They'll grow on you.

Where the heck is a can opener when you need one.

Yes.

Excellent.

Listen bro, put me out of my misery.

Okay, I can't stand to be near this orange a moment longer leaving so soon.

You got places to bean?

Just do it already.

I'll try.

But you should know something about me.

Yeah.

And what's that?

I'm actually a can't opener.

So what here?

Just watch man, I'm such a screw up.

My parents were right, wow.

I guess he couldn't handle the pressure.

Come on Orange.

Keep it down, will you?

Not everyone knows about me yet.

Oh gotcha.

Your secret is safe with me.

I won't spill the beans.

Oh my God, does this guy ever run out of terrible jokes.

Not really sorry.

Chin up.

Can't opener.

You'll turn your life around.

I know you can.

Okay, so there's no can opener.

That's fine.

I'll just have to go find some other way to get this lid off you blowtorch.

Give me the works.

Oh, you baked beans.

Well heat didn't work.

You ice pick, bring it.

You really think an ice pick will work.

And maybe if you're a can of chili, that's enough out of you.

Orange, cool beans.

Ah this didn't work either.

Hammer looks like hammer.

Did a real bang up job hex.

Aw, do your worst.

Come on.

Really looks like hacksaw, just couldn't cut it, jokes are awful.

Please can anybody help me?

Yeah, can anybody Okay, in all seriousness, whenever I have a problem, I can't fix.

I throw the kitchen sink at it.

What does it look like?

I'm doing Orange.

I tried every, that hurts, wow.

Right in the noggin, you could say it beaned you.

I have had enough of you.

Orange.

Whoa.

Hey, calm down.

Green beans.

Don't tell me to calm down.

You're the one who did this.

You made me angry And I get the sense you wouldn't like me when you're angry for the last time.

This is the jolly green giant on my label.

Got it.

The jolly green giant nut.

Whoa, It's the hulk.

Thank you, hoke.

I'm, I'm free.

Say before you go, How about an autograph?

Thanks hulk.

Your autograph is incredible.

Okay.

Okay, I'll stop now, would you look at that?

I can't believe I met the hulk.