Baby carrot purple.

I put my di P.

Mhm.

Oh why?

That must be the newest addition to our daycare family.

Welcome to precious little seeds daycare.

I'm gentle melon.

I'm nurturing nectarine and she's whispering watermelon.

Hey there I'm pear and I'm dropping off baby Orange and he's apparently got off his leash again.

It seems he's found the teacher's lounge.

Baby orange do not drink that coffee because it has caffeine.

Why?

Because caffeine is a natural pesticide which the coffee being uses to defend itself against a variety of pests pair.

If I may we at precious little seeds prefer to take a gentler approach.

We don't yell at the Children.

So what do you do when they misbehave?

We treat them even more gently.

We find it's best to let Children govern themselves, so to speak.

Huh?

You sure that'll work because baby oranges quite a handful.

We've seen it all.

Even that I suppose that's a new one.

Is he kazoo doing with his But allow us to show you our method pair maybe orange instead of lighting that stick of TNT maybe can do something nice for pair before he leaves.

You got me a present?

That's so sweet.

Oh that is so cute and it's a dirty diaper.

Well, good luck with the whole gentle approach.

You're gonna need it later.

Alright ladies, it's almost nap time.

Um We have a problem.

You know this could actually be an opportunity to gently correct his behavior and put him down for a nap.

Baby orange, you need to stop teaching the other Children how to but Kazoo Because if you don't, we'll have chaos because the Children at this daycare outnumber us, adults 3-1.

And if they ever realized that they'd easily be able to take over the entire day care and run it as they saw fit, I probably shouldn't have told you that, but well, did Baby Orange go down for his nap?

Um, if by down for his nap, you mean encouraging the other Children to overthrow the bourgeoisie and reclaim the means of production, then yes, they can't even read.

All we need to do is be extra gentle.

That's all I'm not so sure that's going to work this time.

And why not?

Because they got into the coffee.

Yeah.

Oh my goodness.

I think Baby Olive is about to say her very first word.

What is it?

Olive?

What do you wish to say?

Oh my God, they're all on kaffee.

What do we do?

What do we do?

The handbook just has to be gentler.

I'm willing to try anything.

Okay, baby carrot, Let's put down a molotov cocktail and get you into your jammy jams.

Oh, come off in watermelon.

That's how you scream.

Really?

That's it.

I quit.

But melon, three days from retirement.

Try zero days to retirement.

You to want to be gentle with these crazy little freaks.

Go right ahead.

But I'm leaving while I still can, Yeah.

Oh, and you're leaving too fine.

I'll just have to handle this myself.

All right, Baby Orange put down the TNT because it could explode because the fuse is getting very short because this conversation is taking way too long because you're refusing to do what I say and handed over to me.

Oh well that wasn't so hard was it?

Thank you Baby Orange for that's it.

I quit too.

You're on your own kiddos.

What?

Hello, Baby Orange.

Oh my gosh!

What happened in here?

Revolution?

Revolution?

Oh my God, where are the adults?

Baby Orange?

We need to get this place cleaned up before.

Hello?

Oh no.

The other parents are here.

Daddy.

Hey there Kiddo.

What did you learn about today?

Marxism?

What sir?

I can explain.

I'm gonna stop you right there.

Let me see if I got this street, I leave my 13 month old at daycare for one day and when I return he can read.

That's incredible this morning.

He thought green was purple.

My baby All of advanced by leaps and bounds today as well, barely two and she's already written her first manifesto.

Are you the adult church?

Um, incredible work sir.

Would you be able to watch our Children every day from now on.

Um we'll pay double.

Thanks again.

See you tomorrow.

Well Baby Orange somehow you earn more money at daycare than I did at work.

I guess.

Maybe those ladies were right about you kids governing yourself, huh?

Once I'm done cleaning up this mess, I'll take you to the bank and show you how to open up a savings and what?

No baby Orange.

I.