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  • Good evening.

  • Fruit lovers.

  • It is.

  • I grapefruit.

  • Hope you're in the mood for a very special challenge episode.

  • Hey sorry I'm late.

  • What's with all the romantic candlelight?

  • Oh do you find candlelight to be romantic?

  • I had no idea.

  • I totally did.

  • Yeah dude it feels like a high end italian bistro in here.

  • Well yeah because it's the pizza challenge.

  • Obviously pizzas, italian food.

  • Right?

  • That's true.

  • I mean what did you think I invited you to do this challenge with me?

  • Under false pretenses and it's actually me trying to take you on a date.

  • I mean ha!

  • Um Yeah that would be a pretty ridiculous thing to think.

  • Alright, thanks guys.

  • Maybe maybe not right now.

  • Okay let's quickly cover the rules for the pizza challenge.

  • We've just been prepared by yours truly both of us will choose three toppings for our pizzas.

  • Whatever we choose, we got eight.

  • Easy enough.

  • Yeah.

  • Oh I love it when you laugh.

  • Now then choose a topic.

  • Ladies first, I'm gonna choose number four.

  • Ah The number four, there are four chambers in the heart, you know?

  • Uh there are also four long stemmed roses inside this bag for some reason.

  • Oh my oh dear.

  • However did those get into?

  • Oh you're actually gonna put those on your pizza?

  • Okay well well yeah then the rules right?

  • Yeah I suppose that's true.

  • Did you like the roses as a pizza topping?

  • Guess we'll find out when we eat your turn.

  • Very well I will select bag number five.

  • Oh caviar.

  • What a delectable and expensive surprise.

  • Not that price is a factor not for me anyway I'll go ahead and add an extra heaping spoonful.

  • Have I mentioned that?

  • I'm quite wealthy I'm quite wealthy.

  • Okay be honest grapefruit.

  • Is this a date?

  • What?

  • No I swear it isn't.

  • I mean unless you'd like to know I mean this thing in bag number one this is a right oh of course.

  • Um Yes that is a date.

  • I wasn't prepared for you to open that one.

  • Had I been I would have prepared an excellent pickup line.

  • Anyway I will be selecting bag number two.

  • Oh would you look at that?

  • It's a print out of my credit score.

  • 7 90 impressive.

  • No hold on.

  • Is this a date grapefruit?

  • No it's a decently high credit score.

  • I mean I can work on getting high if you like.

  • I'm not talking about the top this time grapefruit.

  • You're trying to take me on a romantic date right now.

  • Sis.

  • I am offended I would never take you on a date unless you explicitly agreed to it in writing.

  • Good because as you'll recall the last time you asked me on a date I said when pigs fly I do recall that.

  • Although I have heard there's some very interesting work being done in the burgeoning scientific field of swine aviation.

  • I do not want to date you grapefruit.

  • Okay jeez I got it already loud and clear.

  • These are just pizza toppings for the pizza challenge.

  • Nothing more.

  • All right I'm gonna choose bag number six and it's two tickets to the opera.

  • Those actually cost more than the caviar, believe it or not, not that I'm gonna bring that up again.

  • Well, hopefully they taste better too.

  • Doesn't matter grapefruit.

  • These are just pizza toppings, Right?

  • Plus I thought price wasn't a factor.

  • Alright, you are.

  • I apologize for my outburst.

  • I'm just so excited to see what topping is inside bag number three, diamond jewelry.

  • Mm grapefruit.

  • This is a date.

  • Oh, of course it's a date.

  • But in my defense, after much searching actually did find a youtube of a pig flying.

  • So you technically agreed to this?

  • Well now I'm technically putting an end to it.

  • This is a challenge video.

  • Nothing more.

  • Get it.

  • Got it good.

  • So let's eat our pizzas and be done with it.

  • Oh man, you're going to do a number of my teeth.

  • I am a man of my word.

  • Whoa.

  • Okay, you can stop breakthrough nonsense.

  • I'm a man of my word.

  • Rayford stop please.

  • You don't have to eat diamonds.

  • Okay, I appreciate that.

  • You kept your word.

  • That's something I didn't understand about you until we spend time together today that there's a chance that we can day someday.

  • I mean, I'd never say never, but unfortunately I'm into guys with teeth.

  • So that's a no, that's a tough pill to swallow.

Good evening.

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