You may know me best as ash, ketchum on Pokemon and I'm also Delia, ketchum and finery and chassis and dig and a bunch of other stuff and today I'm gonna be improvising voices based on characters I've never seen before.

What's the matter?

This is a vampire person, He's got his little fang teeth, he's got a little fang gears, he's got, I love his eyebrows there like he's a little, he's like what what what what does it matter?

What did I do?

What did I do?

What did I do?

Something I did that I didn't do that already.

He could be Transylvanian, he could be a little a little Transylvanian boy, He could be, he could be a little Transylvanian boy.

He's got a big cheek boy, it wasn't me, that was not me at all.

There.

Yeah, there we go.

That's he's got, he's got like a thing in there, you know, I did not steal his homework, I did not tip over the lunch tray.

I did not trip the teacher and I definitely didn't put a worm in that sandwich.

I'm the best little vampire boy ever lived.

I'm a good vampire boy.

Oh God, okay.

She's mad.

She's actually, she's okay, hang on, let's break this one down a little bit here.

This is a witch, she's on a broom.

Her favorite color is obviously purple, but she has these really bad stockings that don't match the outfit quite frankly.

Um you could give her a really, really witchy voice.

Um but you could also, I mean she's not, she doesn't always have that face.

Sometimes she has a different face sometimes, sometimes her face is really worried, sometimes she's worried for the Children.

She put in her cauldron because she maybe left them in there too long and when you leave Children in the cauldron too long, they turn into rats.

Right, I think that's true.

Oh, aren't you cute?

Um so this is a photographer, monkey person and she's got these fabulous glasses and this fabulous lipstick and this fabulous bow and a very old camera.

She's a fabulous photographer, she's Annie Liebowitz.

Um she's working at Conde Nast, she's definitely here un retainer, she's always available, except not sometimes she's like, I'm sorry, I can't come in today and you guys are just like, that's that's fine ma'am, that's, that'll just take your time, do whatever you need to do.

She could be, she could be older.

She, she she could be older, she could be a grandma because she has these uh these lines on her lips and she does wear glasses, which I wear glasses but that, you know, she could, she could be an older woman who you know, lives in Williamsburg with all the young kids, she's very active, she definitely works out and goes hiking and you know, she never had Children, God, no, um she's fat, she's my friend.

Oh okay, so this one's gonna get a real funky little voice.

Who is this a demon nerd or what, what do you call this thing.

Okay, so I think this guy actually has no friends, he's just oh come on, will you be my friend?

And he's starting to get a real chip on his shoulder too because he's been trying for a long time.

He's a real nice guy.

Really nice guy man.

Okay, I just wanna break.

I just, I have I have scrambled have monopoly, I have everything in my house, I have amazing parents who are gonna cook you dinner, they'll cook you a nice meatloaf and you just come over, come on, come on, he's a real desperate character.

There's gotta be something likable to him but that's for the writers, it's not magic I like to play and I like to play a fairy.

Yes, Okay, so this is a sheep, a lamb, I'm not sure she got, she's pieces, she's like Nixon, she's got a wizard hat, she's got a little wizard wand, she's wearing little little heels, she's cute um and she's very, she's very satisfied with herself, she's very, very satisfied with herself.

I kind of want to make her a baby acre as a, as a little wizard person, I am a wizard and if you're a good person, I will grant you three wishes but they can't be to kill someone, they can't be to steal someone and they can't be to eat someone or you could do a more, I'm a sheep and I will grant all your wishes.

Just come step into my office.

My office is beautiful.

It's all yellow because yellow is the happiest color in the world and it's also the color of urine that comes out of bad people.

All cute characters do tend to have high pitched voices.

Like if you gave this one a, hey, my name is she p shoe and I got a big wand over here, I'm gonna hit you with it.

She'd hit you with it.

She wouldn't be like, I'm gonna grant you wishes she would just hit you over the head with a wand and see what falls out, you know?

But uh, but she's a cute like what you do, you decide to put it in the comments, What do you think is a better voice for this character?

Probably the first one.

Oh, my favorite.

A little boy.

I do this a lot.

Oh, he's got a tummy ache.

He has thick calves, poor guy, real small feet.

This kid's not playing soccer anytime soon.

So I think he's, he think he's a pretty nervous kid.

Oh man.

He's got groans disease for sure this kid and he, he brought it on himself to it.

It wasn't natural.

It didn't occur in his family or anything.

He just a boy.

Oh boy.

Uh, when he sits in a classroom, he's always in the back row, he raises his hand, but then he puts it right back down again.

He's not, he's not going to answer the question.

You know, he has friends.

You know, he's got friends, but they tolerate him more so than anything.

Poor unfortunate little kid.

Oh man, this clown's pissed.

Uh, so this is an angry clown.

Uh, he's got big red nose and a triangular face voiceover.

That really helps, especially when you're creating a character is to take the stance of the, of the critter you're trying to do here.

Where is this clown?

Let's put this clown somewhere.

I said, no, I will not take this treatment anymore.

Okay.

I say I'm calling my union.

I'm sick of this crap.

Okay, next time you want to hire a clown clown, why don't you go into clown academy and hire some new clown?

I don't know what he's doing.

I've been doing this for 70 years.

My lifespan is 100 and 40.

You think I'm done?

You think I'm done?

I'm not done today.

This kind of cartoon character would probably, he could show up in a kid's cartoon and an adult cartoon.

This could go two ways, Joaquin phoenix plays the clown and what movie gets an Oscar.

I've been a clown all my life, what do I get nothing?

So this is a grumpy cat, God rest his soul.

He's got a little strawberry and it's mine, This one is mine.

This rubber is mine.

You can't have it.

It's mine.

You won't have it.

That's right.

That's right.

Yeah, keep moving, keep, keep walking.

Yeah get out of here.

Get out of here.

Yeah.

Or he could be Russian woman come you sit sit I sit on your lap, sit down sit down.

Huh?

This cat is very quietly nasty.

He also has this awful snarl.

No I don't like this food at all.

It's not good for me.

It hurts my balls my balls balls in my stomach move.

I eat your food.

I'm done.

Oh boy.

Okay well this is this is it's it's santa time.

It's santa time in turtle ville.

And boy am I happy?

He's a turtle So he's gonna be real slow.

He's gonna be a good guy.

He's gonna be real happy and he can't wait for christmas, santa claus.

Hi I'm your new helper.

No nobody hired me.

I'm a volunteer.

I'm gonna help you drop off all the presents to all the good chill.

What if he had a warm best friend kind of voice.

Hi I'm mr Turtle and I'm your best friend.

I am the warmest most cuddliest little thing with a little house on his back.

You ever have did seen we are slow.

We know that we are slow and that's okay.

It's okay if some of the Children get their presence tomorrow or the day after or even well into next year.

They will wait and if they don't wait we will put them on the naughty list.

Okay.

I'm a cookie.

I'm a mean old cookie and I'm gonna eat you.

He's obviously really strong.

He's a cookie is a cookie among men.

You know, he's a guy who goes to Gold's gym and uh you know all these humans here and they think they're hot, whatever whatever whatever he rolls in, he doesn't walk, he's got no legs.

He has to, he has to roll so he rolls in and he gets he sits himself down on his fat little bottom and he picks up the way you can do it just like you can, I'm amazing.

All the ladies come to me.

That's who he is.

He's got bright blue eyes, gorgeous, gorgeous, just beautiful.

This is a Girl scout experiment gone wrong.

So I hope that gave you a little insight into my process, into my genius, into my life as a voice actor.

We never quite do this but it's it's very much it's this is pretty close to what we do.

So it's pretty great.