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  • Aged Krabby Patties here!

  • Get your artisanal aged Krabby Patties! here!

  • [speaking indistinctly]

  • [screaming]

  • [groaning]

  • Do you see him, Patrick?

  • Do you see Cuddle E. Hugs?

  • [groaning]

  • Yes!

  • SpongeBob, what are you doing giving away free food?

  • Are you cra...

  • Beyak.

  • I can't resist the fuzzy.

  • [chuckles]

  • Come, everyone, and hug your new best friend!

  • [laughing]

  • [laughing evilly]

  • [screaming]

  • No, Cuddle E. Hugs, no!

  • Yes, SpongeBob SquarePants, yes!

  • [screaming]

  • Sorry I'm late, I...

  • [screaming, groaning]

  • Um... back to bed.

  • A rye sandwich carved entirely of driftwood?

  • Mamma mia!

  • [babbling]

  • Spackle.

  • [babbling]

  • Shellac.

  • [babbling]

  • Oh, you want me to try it?

  • [babbling]

  • Okay.

  • [sniffing]

  • Mmm. Smells industrial.

  • Ugh. I'm sure it's an acquired taste.

  • [sniffing]

  • Is that...

  • [sniffing]

  • Mmm. It is a rusty on rye.

  • Gentlemen, get up here. The number nine is back.

  • [laughing]

  • A sundae.

  • Whoops. Looks like we're out of ice cream.

  • Guess I'll have to use something else, ketchup.

  • [grunting]

  • Bananas, cherries, boring.

  • Ah, here we go, onions.

  • Ready Gary.

  • Meow.

  • [sniffling]

  • [crying]

  • Just one more thing, peanuts.

  • Gary, our peanuts jar is totally empty.

  • [belching]

  • Hmm. Wait, I know one other place

  • we can find peanuts.

  • Good thing I still have these peanut plants growing

  • in the windowsill.

  • A little texture never hurt.

  • There we go.

  • This sundae's gonna taste great.

  • Aren't you gonna help me, Gary?

  • Gary?

  • Oh, well, more for me.

  • [sighing]

  • You know what they say, Gary?

  • I'm easy like Sunday morning.

  • What happened? What is it?

  • Peas made in the old fashion way.

  • Mr. Krabs, you got to take 'em out of the-

  • [gasping] Holy fish paste! What is that?!

  • That's the appetizer.

  • But I thought you said you were the head chef

  • on the SS Gourmet.

  • Did I say that?

  • No, I cleaned the bathrooms on the Gourmet.

  • I was the head chef on the SS Diarrhea.

  • [screaming]

  • Run for your lives, everyone! It's the appetizer!

  • [screaming]

  • [roaring]

  • [screaming]

  • [sniffing]

  • [screaming] Urchin!

  • That's no urchin, it's a Krabby Patty.

  • Yuck. A rotten Krabby Patty.

  • Wait, Squidward.

  • You can't throw out a Krabby Patty,

  • that is just wrong.

  • But this one is rotten.

  • Oh, simple Squidward,

  • no Krabby Patty can ever truly be rotten.

  • Here, look.

  • [belching]

  • Oh, that looks delicious. Why don't you take another bite?

  • No, thanks.

  • One fire truck lemonade!

  • [groaning]

  • Here ya go.

  • That's delicious.

  • Hello. What are you selling?

  • Lemonade!

  • Black lemonade!

  • [roaring]

  • Black lemonade!

  • A unique taste sensation! I'll have another.

  • - PU, Mr. Krabs. - Huh?

  • Don't you usually flush that stuff down the toilet?

  • This is our latest product.

  • It's pure grease, on a paper plate.

  • I'll give you points for honesty.

  • SpongeBob, get those seven orders

  • of wow soup out to table three pronto.

  • We gotta keep these customers happy

  • or Plankton'll steal them back.

  • Are you gonna eat that?

  • It was supposed to be going to table three.

  • Meow.

  • Gary. Now that my horrific incident

  • of terror is over, how about some breakfast?

  • The most important meal Of the day

  • Serving it up Gary's way

  • Pop. Enjoy, buddy.

  • You know, I've been feeding this to Gary for years

  • and I don't even know what it tastes like.

  • Blegh! Blegh! Blegh!

  • What is it, Peterson?

  • I'm not sure. I feel... a disturbance.

  • Hello. You must be Head Big.

  • Head Big?

  • Oh. Oh, yeah, that's me, Head Big.

  • I have heard so much about your

  • kerglooginpfiefer mit schlusinberry klabber sauz!

  • Can't wait to try it.

  • One... [clearing throat]

  • One second.

  • Tonight's zupper is to go, so please, to go!

  • Well aren't your 12 little German children gonna sing

  • - for me while I eat? - I don't have children!

  • I mean- I mean, yeah, yeah, outside please!

  • I love outdoor concerts.

  • We are The little kiddie Bigs

  • The kiddie Bigs The kiddie Bigs

  • We are The little kiddie Bigs

  • We love to sing all day

  • Water! I need water!

  • Ew!

  • Where did you get this disgusting liquid?

  • Slimy and refreshing.

  • This can't be happening.

  • If that impostor wants a Krabby Patty,

  • then by Neptune, we'll give him one.

  • You're dancin' with the crab man now!

  • Join me, boy, or you're fired!

  • It doesn't seem right...

  • but it feels so good!

  • Seahorse radish:

  • the gnarliest stuff in the ocean.

  • Oh, hold on,

  • I've got a jar of toenail clippings

  • in my office!

  • Oops, I dropped it in the toilet!

  • Well, fish it out,

  • and I'll dry it with me gym socks!

  • Why, that's the most diabolical Krabby Patty ever spawned!

  • I call it the 'Nasty Patty'.

  • [laughing]

  • Hey, hurry up with that patty!

  • Here you are, sir, enjoy.

  • Ah, hello, delicious. Come to papa.

  • [buzzing]

  • [choking]

  • It's all yours, buddy. Homemade cookies.

  • Yay.

  • Huh. You know, a homemade cookie is

  • just the kind of comfort food I could use right now.

  • Thanks.

  • Hey, these cookies are delicious!

  • What's in them?

  • Spider eggs!