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  • [laughing]

  • Litterbugs. This is why I joined the force.

  • It's the police!

  • Pull it over, litterbug!

  • Litterbug? No!

  • Ooh, I got me a runner.

  • Patrick, what do you think you're doing?

  • I don't know! I don't have a license anymore.

  • Look out!

  • [screaming]

  • Whoa! Whoa!

  • [screaming]

  • [sirens blaring]

  • Open up! This is the police!

  • Yeah, just a second.

  • Are you SpongeBob SquarePants?

  • Y-Yes.

  • Put those eyeballs back in your head, son.

  • We've got a few questions for you.

  • Were you at the zoo on the day of the oyster incident?

  • [stammering] Yes.

  • Did you or did you not take part

  • in various activities of zoo time merriment?

  • Yes.

  • And are you familiar with this peanut?

  • Yes.

  • Just one more question.

  • Is it true that you were

  • at the oyster's lair with Mr. Patrick Star?

  • Yes! Yes, it's true! It's all true.

  • The merriment, the peanut, the Patrick.

  • That's all we need to know, son. Let's book him.

  • Wow, you guys are good.

  • I'm the last person I would have suspected,

  • but I was looking for me all the time.

  • It's the perfect crime.

  • Yeah, yeah, tell it to the judge, Pinky.

  • [panting]

  • [stammering] And a balloon, and a...

  • What can I do for you, boys?

  • We stole a balloon.

  • [crying]

  • We stole a balloon.

  • What's the problem here?

  • Well, it appears these two stole a balloon.

  • What are you going to do to us?

  • [whispering]

  • Okay, follow me.

  • If you can't do the time, don't do the crime.

  • Okay, time's up. Now, get out.

  • B... But we stole a balloon.

  • Yeah, on Free Balloon Day.

  • [laughing]

  • One too many Goofy Goobers again, eh, Patrick?

  • No, sir. I couldn't eat another.

  • Get in there and sleep it off.

  • [snoring]

  • [snoring]

  • You're the prettiest button I've ever-

  • [gasping] Monster!

  • [grumbling] SpongeBob.

  • It's after SpongeBob.

  • It's alright, button,

  • no monster's gonna eat our friend.

  • [roaring]

  • SpongeBob! Ah! No, no, no, no! Wait!

  • Oh, no. My two best friends are fighting.

  • But this restraining order says I can't get close enough

  • to break it up.

  • I'm sorry, restraining order, but my friends need me.

  • Stop!

  • Give me that restraining order.

  • [shrieking]

  • All right, let's look at this.

  • Squidward, please don't send me to jail.

  • Squidward?

  • Did you know the monster was Squidward?

  • What did I tell you before?

  • I'm trying to get some shut-eye.

  • Patrick, what are you eating?

  • Those hordorvers you left on the table.

  • [gasping]

  • [belching] Not bad.

  • Now Patrick is harboring stolen merchandise in his belly.

  • He's an accomplish, too.

  • Here they are officers.

  • These idiots have been causing a ruckus,

  • interrupting my beauty sleep.

  • Well, well, well.

  • If it isn't the art thief himself.

  • Drop the spoon.

  • You're all under arrest until we figure this out.

  • But what do you mean "all"? I'm not under arrest!

  • I.. I.. I.. uhh.. These are idiots!

  • They're causing a ruckus! I... I want sleep!

  • ♪ A chance

  • [booing]

  • It's working, Patrick. They're booing the highway,

  • Looks like our message

  • is really starting to getting through

  • to the people! Let's play a song while their hearts are open!

  • Hey wait a minute. This is one of our fliers!

  • They're pelting us with our own pamphlets!

  • What does this mean?

  • I couldn't tell you.

  • I'll tell you what it means!

  • It means this!

  • It means, you hate tambourines?

  • No! It means-

  • [siren blaring]

  • Alright, you guys the highway haters?

  • Yes, but with good reason, sir.

  • You see, without jellyfish fields,

  • jellyfish will have to find a new home and--

  • All right, you two, you're under arrest.

  • - What for? - Unlicensed use of a sitar.

  • But my grandma gave me this sitar.

  • It didn't come with a license.

  • Yeah, well neither did this.

  • Highway! Highway! Highway! Highway!

  • Highway! Highway! Highway! Highway!

  • [cheering]

  • Patrick, I'm scared.

  • SpongeBob, I'll never forget what my great-uncle Cletus said

  • right before he was arrested during a freedom march.

  • - What was that? - It's where a bunch of people

  • go walking down the street and--

  • I know what a freedom march is, Patrick.

  • I mean, what did he say?

  • Oh. [chuckles] He said,

  • "Let not your heart walk away from you,

  • let your mind grow legs and follow it."

  • Wow, your uncle sounds like a pretty smart guy, Patrick.

  • What happened to him after he was arrested?

  • I don't know. He was never heard from again.

  • I got a surprise for you.

  • Where'd he go?

  • You can't fire me. I'm not an executive at all.

  • I'm just a guy who happens to like sandwiches.

  • So go ahead, send me away forever

  • as a corporate spy, if you want to.

  • But not before I've had my say.

  • You have a visitor.

  • Who is it?

  • - Hello, Patrick. - Hi, SpongeBob.

  • Hey, I heard you're in charge of the laundry room

  • on Thursdays. That's nice.

  • Yeah. Yeah, that's pretty nice, I guess.

  • Do you know what that makes you?

  • - Uh-uh. - An executive.

  • No. Wait.

  • Is that I think it is?

  • Uh-huh, an executive treatment.

  • [gasping]

  • What happened to prisoner 665321?

  • [alarm blaring]

  • Let's go home, SpongeBob.

  • Okay, but who are you?

  • [laughing]

  • [laughing]

  • [laughing]

  • No, seriously, who are you?

  • Bodyguard! Bodyguard!

  • Look, kid! I'm not your bodyguard!

  • [crying]

  • I'm the Strangler. See.

  • [shrieking] The Strangler!

  • Good work, SpongeBob.

  • You put the Strangler behind bars.

  • At least I'm safe from that yellow idiot.

  • Hey, Mack. What are you in for?

  • Call me what you may.

  • Fact of the matter is I found out

  • the mystery customer's name first, so I win.

  • [laughing] I win. I win. I win. I win. I win.

  • Enjoy your prize.

  • Whoo hoo hoo! Tropical vacation, here I come!

  • [laughing]

  • Vacation? Who said anything about vacation?

  • What? In the brochure it specifically mentions

  • an ocean liner vacation.