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  • You'll never get this Formula, you twisted fiend!

  • Oh, but I will!

  • Even if I have to come back tomorrow!

  • Or the next day!

  • And the next day,

  • and the next day, and the next day

  • and the next day and the next day

  • and the next day or the next day,

  • the next day and the next and the next day...

  • Phone call, Mr. Plankton.

  • And the next day,

  • and the next day,

  • and the next day,

  • and the next day.

  • [screaming]

  • Ugh!

  • It's not worth it!

  • It's just not worth it!

  • It's been your constant encouragement

  • that has helped me progress to new musical heights.

  • I'm hitting notes I never even knew existed.

  • May day! May day!

  • In fact, thanks to you,

  • I'm going to quit my job at the Krusty Krab

  • and become a full time musician.

  • But then I'll never get my hands on that Secret Formula!

  • Uh oh.

  • My professional grade earplugs!

  • No!

  • Come back. I need you!

  • [screaming]

  • Uh uh uh.

  • Not until I have the Formula.

  • Fine!

  • Be right back.

  • Hi, Mr. Krabs.

  • What are you doing here, SpongeBob?

  • Oh. I can't sleep, I come here.

  • To be close to the Formula.

  • It comforts me.

  • Well, comfort time's over now!

  • I'm trading the Formula to Plankton

  • for a lifetime supply of chum.

  • I can't let you do that, Mr. Krabs.

  • You'll thank me for this later.

  • Get a better grip.

  • Plankton, where are you?

  • I got the Formula!

  • I'm here to collect me chum!

  • I'm up here, Krabs!

  • Whoa!

  • Woo hoo! Just look at that chum!

  • And it's all for me!

  • [laughing]

  • Oh, I'm so sorry, Krabs.

  • You foiled too many of my plans over the years

  • for me not to double cross you now.

  • This time I have the upper hand!

  • Ow!

  • Get it? Upper hand.

  • [laughing]

  • I win!

  • You get nothing!

  • [screaming]

  • [gasping]

  • No!

  • And then the littlest sea elf said...

  • Huh?

  • Ugh.

  • Steady, Plankton.

  • It's all gonna pay off soon enough.

  • Hey there, sleepyhead. What do you say?

  • All the preparation is making me hungry.

  • Me too. You know what would really hit the spot?

  • Why don't you whip us up a couple of Krabby Patties?

  • Mmm.

  • I'm kinda in the mood for tacos.

  • [laughing]

  • Good one, SpongeBob.

  • But really, why don't you go ahead and make us a patty?

  • Nah.

  • I don't really feel like it.

  • But I don't understand.

  • You have the grill and the spatula and the comfy chair.

  • I rubbed your putrid feet!

  • Tell you what, half pint.

  • Why don't you ask me later?

  • Grr!

  • I command you to make me a patty this instant!

  • No!

  • Don't back sass me!

  • [mumbling]

  • What?

  • A little taste of your own medicine, eh, Krab cakes?

  • Num num!

  • Num num.

  • Num num!

  • [screaming]

  • Num num!

  • Go away, big scary monster.

  • Don't eat Patrick. Eat me.

  • I'm packed with nutrients.

  • No! Eat me!

  • Don't eat me!

  • Eat Squidward!

  • Wait. What?

  • [whimpering]

  • Num num.

  • She loves your jellybeans, Patrick.

  • I'd better go while the going's good!

  • Jellybean.

  • I can practically taste those Krabby Patties now.

  • Oop!

  • [screaming]

  • Ugh.

  • I'm really angry! Here we go. Yep.

  • Ooh! Hoo!

  • [laughing]

  • Blasted bottle!

  • It's always something!

  • Har har har!

  • What?

  • Guess you didn't think that one through all the way, did ya?

  • Dead jerk.

  • [laughing]

  • What do you think the puppies have been doing all this time?

  • Now to open my prize!

  • Karen! Baby!

  • [gasping]

  • [barking]

  • [barking]

  • Plankton!

  • Won't you ever learn?

  • You're never gonna get the Formula.

  • Come on, SpongeBob.

  • Maybe we could work something out!

  • This is your last chance, Eugene!

  • Give up the Formula or else!

  • Or else what?

  • Or else this!

  • Alright, alright. I'll give you what you want.

  • Just please don't hurt me.

  • SpongeBob, help!

  • SpongeBob!

  • Help me!

  • Ooh, a penny!

  • Not again.

  • Oh!

  • I'm so sorry, Mr. Krabs.

  • Secret recipe, where are you?

  • Ah ha!

  • Hello future!

  • [laughing]

  • Yes!

  • [laughing]

  • Huh? What the...?

  • Where's my museum?

  • The future is the same as my own pathetic life.

  • Forget this!

  • I'm waiting another fifty years!

  • Finally, the Krabby Patty Secret Recipe!

  • [laughing]

  • It's not what you think.

  • What is it then? Tell me what you see here!

  • I... I don't see anything.

  • How can you not see it?

  • Okay! Okay! I see it!

  • It's a Krabby Patty, okay?

  • I couldn't help it.

  • But we sang the fun song.

  • I think I'm gonna be sick.

  • How long?

  • How long what?

  • How long were you planning on doing this?

  • Tell me!

  • What?

  • Alright! It's true!

  • I tricked you to get the Krabby Patty!

  • But then you showed me friendship!

  • And now, I realize that's all I ever really wanted.

  • Really?

  • No, not really.

  • Being evil is too much fun!

  • Darling, I knew nothing would ever tear us apart.

  • What is that?

  • Mr. Krabs, he's gone.

  • He got the patty.

  • He won.

  • Oh, no, he didn't, boy.

  • Don't you know what's behind these screens?

  • Solid concrete!

  • [laughing]

  • I knew it was you all along, Mr. Krabs.

  • Here you go.

  • Thank you, SpongeDoop.

  • [laughing]

  • Whoops! Don't forget your lucky penny.

  • [laughing]

  • Joy.

  • This might be your lucky day!

  • [laughing]

  • Self destruct coin slot has been activated.

  • Ten seconds till detonation.

  • Coin operated self destruct.

  • Not one of my better ideas.

  • Help!

  • Ouch.

  • I have to say, Mr. Plankton,

  • if this is how you treat your employees...

  • Say no more, my friend.

  • If you'd care to work for me, just sign this contract

  • with this delicious candy pen.

  • Ooh! Me first! Me first!

  • Oh, don't bother to read it now that it's such a fun day.

  • That's such great advice.

  • This is working far better than I planned.

  • With Krabs as my employee,

  • I can order him to give me the Krabby Patty Formula,

  • and the Krusty Krab will be no more!

  • [laughing]

  • Ahem! Hello, Plankton.

  • Uh oh.

  • Mr. Krabs, don't sign it!

  • [screaming]

  • You promised me ice cream!

  • Look.

  • Once I get the Secret Formula and rule the world,

  • I'll buy you all the ice cream you want!

  • Let's see.

  • Comic books, seashells...

  • an old man...

  • Hello.

  • outboard motors,

  • stolen jokes, a leg...

  • My leg!

  • Hmmm. Well, drop a dime on me.

  • There it is!

  • [laughing]

  • Oh no you don't!

  • Krabs! What are you doing here?

  • I stole that Formula fair and square!

  • Well, I'm stealing it back.

  • Plankton, I'm ready to negotiate a price for me Secret Formula.

  • Oh, goody. Let me just wind my watch.

  • What for?

  • 'Cause I'm going to love every minute of this.

  • Did you hear that?

  • Karen, is that you?

  • Up there!

  • Whoa nellie.

  • First, I lost jellyfish fields.

  • [mumbling]

  • And what?

  • And now I've lost the only job I ever wanted!

  • [crying]

  • Look at it this way.

  • I don't have to see you every day now.

  • Oh, this really good me to start of something beautiful.

  • Ow! What in the name of...

  • Squidward, look!

  • What am I looking...

  • [screaming]

  • All the jellyfish who used to live in Jellyfish Fields,

  • are coming to Bikini Bottom!

  • Yeah, but for some reason,

  • I don't think it's to distribute holiday gift baskets!

  • Aw, you don't?

  • [screaming]

  • Eh.

  • You know, Plankton, let's just talk about this later.

  • I think I'm just going to run for me life.

  • [gasping]

  • Don't worry, Secret Formula. I'm coming, baby!

  • [screaming]

  • [screaming]

  • Me wants that baba!

  • [screaming]

  • Here, Plankton. Mr, Krabs wants you to have this.

  • [laughing]

  • Finally.

  • No!

  • Ah ha.

  • Oh.

  • Whoa!

  • [screaming]

  • I have had enough!

  • Get out of my restaurant, you mindless sheep!

  • I wrote those fortunes!

  • They were fakes.

  • Don't you get it?

  • Now, all of you, out!

  • Grrr!

  • Let's go back to the Krusty Krab!

  • - Yeah! - Yeah, back to the Krusty Krab!

  • Yeah!

  • Hmm hmm.

  • [sighing]

  • When I count to three, you will fall into a deep sleep.

  • One.

  • Two.

  • Three.

  • [snoring]

  • I can't believe it worked.

  • Now, when I snap my fingers,

  • you will awake and tell me the Formula.

  • [snoring]

  • Hey, wake up!

  • [snoring]

  • Hmm. What else is loud and obnoxious?

  • Why won't you wake up?

  • Um, Mr. Krabs?

  • What is it, lad?

  • Take a look.

  • Keep it moving, nice and orderly.

  • Hey, Eugene, you want a free Krabby Patty?

  • Just guess how many customers I can fit it to The Chum Bucket!

  • [gasping]

  • I feel terrible!

  • The Patty tastes like stomach acid!

  • It tastes like aspirin and carrots!

  • Get it off! Get it off!

  • [screaming]

  • Wait! Come back!

  • Oh, come on, Karen! What happened?

  • I just did what you asked.

  • I analyzed the contents of your stomach

  • and use them to synthesize a Krabby Patty.

  • Bust the doors!

  • [neighing]

  • Bust this one too!

  • And now for the Secret Formula.

  • Open says me!

  • Don't hand me that.

  • I command you!

  • Please don't hurt me!

  • Whoo!

  • [screaming]

  • I, the amazing Plankton, with the use of prestidigitation,

  • will make a Krabby Patty disappear before your very eyes.

  • First, I'll need a volunteer from the audience.

  • Nice try. Your act's over, bud.

  • You may win this time.

  • Sheakazing!

  • Well, this stinks.

  • I don't believe it!

  • The Krabby Patty Formula.

  • He's teething on it!

  • Give it here, you big stupid baby.

  • Ow!

  • [giggling]

  • Ohh.

  • I've got it!

  • Just like taking candy from a baby!

  • Get it, Krabs? Like taking candy from you!

  • Hey! What are you doing?

  • [laughing]

  • Whoo!

  • Uh oh.

  • Ahem!

  • Mama's evil little genius needs a diaper!

  • Drumroll please!

  • Finally, after all these years, I'm about to find out

  • what makes a Krabby Patty taste so good!

  • The Secret Recipe for one Krabby Patty is...

  • a pinch of salt...

  • Plankton, wait!

  • three teaspoons of chopped onions...

  • I'm warning ya!

  • a cup of love...

  • Don't do it!

  • mixed together with the most important ingredient of all,

  • four heaping pounds of freshly ground...

  • Plankton?

  • I warned ya.

  • [screaming]

  • I want you to tell me... the Secret Krabby Patty Formula.

  • The what?

  • The Secret Formula is locked away in your heart.

  • Unlock your heart for me, Eugene.

  • Let me in.

  • Oh.

  • Okay. Anything for you, baby.

  • I'm gonna whisper it to ya.

  • Just in case there's any prying ears out there.

  • Oh boy.

  • Here it comes!

  • Alright, my sweet.

  • Here it is.

  • I'm getting a little emotional here.

  • You know, I never told anyone

  • the Secret Krabby Patty Formula before.

  • So, here goes.

  • Come on, Krabs! Let it all out!

  • Plankton?

  • No, no!

  • I'm not Plankton! I'm Cashina.

  • Your blushing bride!

  • I'm uh, uh...

  • Am I blushing?

  • Here we go. I'll come back for you a little later.

  • I feel better already.

  • [snoring]

  • Sweet dreams, Grammymum.

  • [laughing]

  • Sweet dreams, indeed, fool!

  • Only this dream is about to become a nightmare,

  • for Mr. Krabs!

  • [laughing]

  • I'm just going to savor this moment.

  • Because for once in my life,

  • for once in my life,

  • I feel truly alive!

  • Plankton!

  • [gasping]

  • You've been a very naughty boy, Plankton!

  • Bu-bu-bu but I...

  • Grandma, I can...

  • I've been looking all over for this stuff.

  • Grandma, I can explain!

  • I'm sure you can.

  • Hey, Plankton, we're free!

  • Where'd he go?

  • I'm way ahead of you, Krabs!

  • [laughing]

  • You better not be trying to steal me Formula!

  • I am and I will!

  • But what about our deal?

  • What? We're still working together!

  • Come on. You're helping me steal your Formula!

  • That's it. Just wait 'till I get me claws on you!

  • Ah ha!

  • Now, to get that Formula!

  • Whoa!

  • [screaming]

  • [screaming]

  • Satisfied with yourself, Plankton?

  • Now you trapped us all underground.

  • With my new gang of vicious convicts,

  • you're no match for me now, Krabs.

  • Fellow jailbirds, bring me the Krabby Patty Formula!

  • Sorry, boss.

  • We looked everywhere for it, but we can't find it.

  • Did you try looking in the safe?

  • Oh.

  • Eureka!

  • [laughing]

  • Plankton!

  • Don't do it.

  • Sorry, Krabs.

  • Nothing can stop me now.

  • Except the law!

  • What's happening?

  • SpongeBob warned me you were planning a jailbreak,

  • so I took the precaution of hiding the entire

  • Bikini Bottom Police force in me safe.

  • Why did you go into the Krusty Krab that day?

  • To, you know, say hello to my once good friend, Mr. Krabs.

  • What?

  • Are you sure it wasn't to make off with one of these?

  • Gotcha.

  • Weren't you there to steal the Formula

  • of the most delicious, sweet smelling sandwich

  • known to Bikini Bottom?

  • Krabby Patty.

  • I can't take it!

  • Gimmie. Gimmie, gimmie, gimmie!

  • [laughing]

  • And finally, it's mine!

  • I'll take that.

  • Huh?

  • No, no, no!

  • Once again, Plankton, the sweetest of life's joys

  • has eluded your grasp.

  • Give me that Formula or I'll destroy this stinkin' town!

  • But I don't wanna!

  • You better do what he says or we'll tear

  • your restaurant apart and give it to him ourselves!

  • Yeah.

  • I just washed my car.

  • Yeah.

  • Ugh.

  • Okay. I'll do it.

  • Yeah.

  • Here. I hope you choke on it.

  • I can't believe it.

  • After all these years, it's mine!

  • I'm so happy I could just burst!

  • This bubble, that is!

  • [gasping]

  • [laughing]

  • Oh, that dirty little double timer!

  • Don't worry.

  • He's about to get what's coming to him.

  • Now, to see what's inside a Krabby Patty.

  • Darn it, Krabs!

  • I want you to have this.

  • It's me Secret Formula.

  • I can't believe you would even think...

  • Things are different now.

  • Honestly.

  • It would mean a lot to me.

  • You... you're serious?

  • Eugene...

  • if I take this Formula from you now,

  • there will always be a hint of doubt.

  • Come on, take it.

  • You sure?

  • [sighing]

  • Life is good, Krabs.

  • Sure is, buddy.

  • Sure is.

  • Yeah, baby!

  • This is it!

  • Yeah! Whoo! Whoo hoo hoo!

  • [laughing]

  • Yeah! I got it, I got it!

  • My diabolical, extremely convoluted plan, worked!

  • I should've been a politician!

  • [laughing]

  • I'd never give you the Formula!

  • Mr. Krabs is the best boss in the whole ocean!

  • [laughing]

  • Sorry.

  • I mean...

  • [laughing]

  • I forgot the Secret Krabby Patty Formula, Mr. K.

  • Would you remind me again?

  • Sure, SpongeBob. I got it right...

  • Oh, no you don't, Plankton.

  • It's finally mine!

  • Time to kick this baby in a four claw drive!

  • Wait, Sandy! We can work this out!

  • My pelt!

  • Mr. Krabs, Sandy's making off with the Formula!

  • [gasping]

  • Sandy, you're naked and you don't have clothes on!

  • Unhand my pelt, you unknown varmit!

  • Only from my cold dead feelers!

  • Plankton!

  • I should've known this was your doing!

  • Now, feel this!

  • Hiya!

  • Gotcha!

  • [laughing]

  • Come to Papa.

  • Hold it right there!

  • You're not going anywhere...

  • without a ten second head start!

  • It's good to be home.

  • You said it.

  • [laughing]

  • I love being hated.

  • Hey, get back here, you little booger!

  • [laughing]

You'll never get this Formula, you twisted fiend!

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