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  • [chanting]

  • [chanting]

  • [roaring]

  • [gasping]

  • Who dares bother me from my sleep?

  • He started it.

  • [roaring]

  • [screaming]

  • Yay! Pigulon is safe!

  • Everybody down on the floor.

  • It's the Fisherman!

  • [screaming]

  • No! Not the Fisherman!

  • Now hand over the moolah.

  • [whimpering]

  • [whimpering]

  • Well, good evening, sir. Welcome to the Krusty Krab.

  • Give me all your money.

  • Always glad to help a fellow out with a loan.

  • Loan? I don't want a loan.

  • I'm the Fisherman. I'm robbing the place.

  • Well, that is downright unfriendly.

  • I'm putting you under fry cook's arrest.

  • Huh? Oh, really? [laughing]

  • [screaming]

  • [groaning]

  • [grunting]

  • [grunting]

  • Not so fast.

  • [grunting]

  • Well, looks like the hook is on the other fin now, huh?

  • Know, too, that I beckon the spirit of Rusty's Rib-Eye!

  • [thundering]

  • [gasping] Rusty's Rib Eye!

  • But where's Rusty?

  • [mumbling]

  • Rusty Rickets!

  • A big ghost?!

  • I thought we were- we were conjuring a rib roast!

  • I'm outta here!

  • I'll get help buddy!

  • Just get me away from this freak!

  • Nothing better than giving a good scare.

  • Arr!

  • [laughing]

  • It's okay, Gary.

  • Don't get too comfortable.

  • [laughing]

  • Good night, Gary.

  • [screaming]

  • [laughing]

  • [roaring]

  • [laughing]

  • [sighing]

  • [sighing]

  • Hmm?

  • [sighing]

  • [roaring]

  • [cooing]

  • [laughing]

  • [groaning]

  • Hmm?

  • Um, Dutchy, Is this gonna be much longer?

  • Ooh. Oh, Great-Great Grandpa Krabs,

  • return to us. I beseech thee!

  • Ha! You're older than they are! Kick 'em out.

  • I want to speak

  • with my Great-Great Grandpa Jenkins!

  • Get 'em, Ancient-Great-Grand-Pop!

  • [chuckles]

  • Youthum Ignorami, Elderus Respecticus!

  • [chuckles] Here we go.

  • [laughing]

  • Ha-ha!

  • You best respect your elders!

  • My elders will teach your elders a little respect!

  • Get 'em, Krabses!

  • Jenkinses, attack!

  • [screaming]

  • Hey. Hey!

  • Uh, you guys are kinda bumming us out.

  • Yes, we don't get to visit

  • the land of the living very often.

  • And we just want to party!

  • You two party-poopers need to respect your elders

  • and vacate the premises!

  • [screaming]

  • Alright pupil, it's time to apply all you've learned

  • and frighten this guy's legs off.

  • With pleasure.

  • Hee. Hee hee hee. [laughing]

  • Who's there? That you, SpongeBob?

  • [gasping]

  • [screaming]

  • [screaming] [screaming]

  • Oooh. Monster mouth with a bucket of ghost goo.

  • Very good marks. [chuckles]

  • Nice haunt, swabby!

  • Oh, what a terrible nightmare.

  • Oh, thanks for being here, Clarry.

  • You'll keep the monsters away.

  • [clarinet playing]

  • Give me that!

  • Clarry!

  • [grunting]

  • [laughing]

  • [screaming]

  • [laughing]

  • Enough fooling around.

  • Let's have a good old time, like we used to.

  • [laughing]

  • [gasping]

  • [growling]

  • You'd better have a darn good reason

  • for getting me out of bed, boy.

  • [laughing]

  • [laughing]

  • That good enough for you?

  • [screaming]

  • Mr. Krabs, Patrick, help!

  • Sorry, SpongeBob,

  • this is a part of the story where I run away again,

  • only I don't know where else to go,

  • so I'm just gonna go circle around the building.

  • [screaming]

  • Looks like a certain foolish sponge has been conversing

  • with the unliving.

  • Alright, ya floating nuisances,

  • time for the boss man to mop up.

  • Batter up! Yah!

  • [screaming]

  • Yah!

  • [screaming]

  • Yeah, and go back from whence ye came.

  • [laughing]

  • Hang onto your bloomers, SpongeBob.

  • It's gonna be a bumpy fright.

  • [laughing]

  • [groaning] [laughing]

  • Oh! [laughing]

  • When you hear The lonesome ring of chimes

  • That bring the spirits singig Soon your spine is tingling

  • And there's just one thing To say, ahh! ♪

  • Eyeballs in the dark dilating Now your heart is palpitating

  • And there's Only just one thought

  • That you can convey

  • [screaming]

  • Terror all around you You can't get away

  • We take pride in making sure You have a frightful stay

  • Join the wretched chorus In the nightmare play

  • And remember It's all you can scream

  • At the ghost café ♪

  • [music playing]

  • [laughing]

  • [music playing]

  • [neighing]

  • [screeching]

  • Your soul's going in me fanny pack of despair.

  • [shrieking]

  • Now pay up!

  • Huh?

  • An I owe you?

  • Yeah, well, I sorts sold my soul already.

  • What? To who?

  • Those guys.

  • We were here first, pops.

  • We've all got claims on Krab's soul.

  • Go to the back of the line.

  • Now, now, I'm sure we can sort this out.

  • [bell dinging]

  • You too, SpongeBob?

  • He was five bucks short on payday.

  • [groaning]

  • [thundering]

  • [humming]

  • [humming]

  • Huh?

  • Squidward. Squidward.

  • What's going on?

  • Why haven't you called me?

  • Mother?

  • Why haven't you called your mother?

  • [groaning]

  • Squidems loves his mama.