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  • Something ain't quite right.

  • What do you mean, Mr. Krabs?

  • His head's sticking out.

  • Sorry, Mr. Krabs, I thought he might need some air.

  • They don't need air where he's going.

  • Shouldn't we say a few words on his behalf?

  • Uh, he was a credit

  • to health inspectors everywhere and, uh-

  • What a brave man going in the line of duty like that.

  • Why? Why? Why?

  • Listen here, you little barnacle.

  • No one, and I mean no one can ever know about this.

  • It'll be the end of you. It'll be the end of me.

  • And worst of all, it'll be the end of me.

  • Stop right where you are.

  • I'm afraid we're gonna have to arrest the two of you.

  • Mr. Krabs, I'm too young to go to jail.

  • And what would be the charges?

  • For not being at the Krusty Krab

  • to whip us up a couple of delicious Krabby Patties.

  • [laughing]

  • Laugh, boy.

  • [laughing]

  • [gasping]

  • What's going on? Where am I?

  • ♪ A-doop-doop-doo A-doop-doop-doo

  • Scrub scrub scrub In the tub tub tub

  • [gasping]

  • What in Neptune's ocean is that repulsive thing?

  • Mm-mm!

  • Nothing like a hot shower to make a squirrel feel

  • like a new woman!

  • Sandy Cheeks? But where's her fur?

  • Wow! Wait a minute! That's it!

  • I think I found out how to get

  • the Krabby Patty formula once and for all!

  • Shoobie doop doo Shoobie doop doo

  • Getting clean No fleas on me

  • Getting clean

  • Do do do

  • Hope you like long showers, squirrel!

  • Barnacles! I'll never find...

  • The grave.

  • Am I really going to defile this grave for money?

  • Of course I am.

  • [grunting]

  • Jackpot!

  • Ooh. It's beautiful. Come to Papa.

  • Hey, come on, Smitty, let go.

  • Rest in pieces, Smitty. I got the million dollar hat.

  • [thundering]

  • Hey, man, that's my hat. Give it back.

  • What? No way. Just crawl back into your hole, bone boy.

  • Go ahead, play dead.

  • I guess I'm gonna have to take it from you.

  • Yeah, right.

  • You and what army?

  • Only the army of the living dead.

  • Hello? Doctor?

  • Come in, Mr. SquarePants, please have a seat on the couch.

  • Now... [chuckles]

  • let's unload all that harmful information

  • in your little yellow head.

  • You're a bit smaller than I imagined, doctor.

  • But I guess that's why they call you shrink.

  • [chuckles]

  • Do you think there's hope for me, doctor?

  • Hope? Oh, when I get my hands on that formula,

  • there won't be any hope for any of ya.

  • [laughing, clearing throat]

  • Yeah. I mean, you'll be cured in no time.

  • Oh, good.

  • Let's start with a simple exercise.

  • - Jumping jacks? - I want you to close your eyes.

  • Tighter. Tighter.

  • Too tight! Now tell me what you see.

  • I see giant Krabby Patties.

  • Good. And what are they made of?

  • Hatred.

  • No, I mean ingredients.

  • What are the sticking ingredients?

  • They're coming for me. No! No! No! Stay back!

  • Wait. Where'd you get that piano?

  • [groaning]

  • Ah, barnacles, it's just the surveillance room.

  • Oh. My house is on TV.

  • All of our houses are on TV.

  • Bow, bow, bow.

  • Gary the Snail, you get down from that bed this instant.

  • Hey, there's my house.

  • You left your TV on.

  • Well, duh, I don't wanna miss my shows.

  • Look, it's Sandy.

  • Ah.

  • Mr. Krabs, why do you have cameras watching us?

  • Oh, uh, uh, eh...

  • I just wanna make sure you all floss after every meal.

  • Thank you, Mr. Krabs.

  • Dental hygiene is very, very important.

  • [siren blaring, CB chatter]

  • [laughing] That was almost too easy.

  • Plankton, old boy, you're home free.

  • [sirens blaring]

  • Stop thief!

  • [panting]

  • What's with the police? It's just a bag of garbage.

  • [sirens blaring]

  • What's going on?

  • And he's finally got a Krabby Patty!

  • [laughing]

  • Krabs? What the barnacle is going on here?

  • It's your arch competitor, Krabs.

  • His goal in life is to steal a Krabby Patty

  • and ruin our restaurant.

  • That's terrible.

  • Yeah, but the worst part of it is...

  • [stomping]

  • Good grief, he's naked!

  • [Mr. Krabs laughing]

  • Clothe me if you can, silly landlubbers!

  • [laughing]

  • I'm gonna make you eat those words, Krabs!

  • [laughing]

  • No shirt, no shoes, no service!

  • [laughing]

  • Why did you go into the Krusty Krab that day?

  • To, you know, say hello

  • to my once good friend, Mr. Krabs. What?

  • Are you sure it wasn't to make off with one of these?

  • Got ya.

  • Weren't you there to steal the formula

  • of the most delicious sweet smelling sandwich

  • known to Bikini Bottom?

  • Krabby Patty.

  • [groaning]

  • I can't take it! Gimme. Gimme, gimme, gimme.

  • Yippee! [laughing]

  • Finally, it's mine.

  • I'll take that.

  • Huh? No! No, no!

  • Once again, Plankton,

  • the sweetest of life's joys has eluded your grasp.

  • Wait! Here's the real criminal.

  • Uh, top of the morning.

  • Mr. Krabs?

  • [gasping]

  • I knew it!

  • Mr. Krabs has stolen a very important item

  • from the oyster. Behold!

  • Ew!

  • Wait a minute. Behold! The oyster's pearl!

  • [gasping]

  • Here you go, girl.

  • [sniffing]

  • [cheering]

  • [laughing]

  • Yes! My plan is working.

  • Now everyone in town will know what a jerk Krabs is.

  • Yeah!

  • Ya think you know a guy.

  • It's gotta be true.

  • [laughing]

  • - Huh? - Hey, you!

  • You're under arrest.

  • Arrest? For what?

  • I didn't even steal anything this time.

  • Vandalism's a crime too.

  • You've been caught red handed, Plankton.

  • Eh, should've used the green paint.

  • I usually laugh all the way to the bank.

  • But for you, Plankton,

  • I'll laugh all the way to the clink.

  • [laughing]

  • [indistinct chattering]

  • [meowing]

  • So would you like to secret-size that for $2 more?

  • Of course.

  • Hey, Squidwart, ya haven't seen any sign

  • of the, you know, the cops, have ya?

  • Did you just call me Squidwart?

  • Okay, thanks. I'm gonna go see how SpongeBob's doing.

  • Hey, SpongeBob! SpongeBob?