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  • Put it on my tab.

  • Coming right up.

  • Bubble Bass! You...

  • Hey, Nonny Nonny! You look pretty funny!

  • You won't get my money! Nah nah nah nah nah!

  • [honking]

  • [shrieking]

  • How many patties did ya sell?

  • Uh, none.

  • What in the name of all that's greasy

  • have you been doing all day?!

  • You're going right back out there

  • until you sell a patty!

  • [rumbling]

  • Sorry, boys, [chuckles] I'm a little hangry.

  • You two had better come up with something tasty.

  • or you're both double fired!

  • So, we fired from being fired?

  • Does that mean we're hired?

  • Yes!

  • [groaning] Then you're triple fired!

  • No.

  • It's the Flying Dutchman's treasure!

  • Gold, gold, gold, gold! Mine, mine, mine, mine!

  • Hey, Mr. Krabs is getting all sweaty again.

  • Rev up those fryers, 'cause I am sure hungry

  • for one-- Help! Help! My leg!

  • Can't you see we're closed?!

  • Arr! Me back!

  • Are you hurt, Mr. Krabs?

  • No. I'm just doubled over in pain,

  • fightin' back tears in me eyes because it's a new dance craze!

  • Oh, good, I thought you were hurt.

  • I am hurt, ya idiot!

  • Hey, Mr. Krabs!

  • What is it, SpongeBob?!

  • I just wanted to tell you that Squidward loves you.

  • Get back to work, Mr. Squidward.

  • Without SpongeBob, you'd be nothing.

  • Well, that's not true.

  • I'm the one who created the SpongeBob Pat-,

  • I mean, the Krabby Patty.

  • Let's all go To SpongeBob's place

  • - ♪ SpongeBob's place ♪ - [groaning]

  • - ♪ SpongeBob's place ♪ - [groaning]

  • Whoa!

  • [chuckles]

  • Where's Mr. Krabs?

  • I'm Mr. Krabs.

  • Where's Mr. Krabs?

  • I'm Mr. Krabs!

  • Where's Mr. Krabs?

  • I am Mr. Krabs!

  • I am! I am! I am! I am! I am! I am! I am!

  • This is one stubborn robot.

  • What?! You think I'm a robot?!

  • Here goes.

  • Come on, Krabs, let it all out.

  • Plankton?

  • No, no, I'm not Plankton, I'm Cashina,

  • you're blushing bride.

  • I'm uh, uh, am I blushing?

  • You monster!

  • [groaning]

  • [sighing]

  • [shrieking]

  • [gasping]

  • You... F... Faker!

  • Not to mention you were sleeping on the job!

  • [heavy panting]

  • What are you going to do to me?

  • [growling]

  • I'm gonna make you pay.

  • I thought you said SpongeBob was taking a break.

  • No one's taken a break at the Krusty Krab

  • since the Chum Famine of '59.

  • [chuckles]

  • Now, what were you saying?

  • He took a break.

  • But you still have to try to win in fake wrestling

  • Mr. Krabs, we're having so much fun.

  • Doesn't that make us winners?

  • Actually, it doesn't!

  • That Krabby Patty hitting the spot, Jethra?

  • Actually, they was all filled up at the Chum Bucket,

  • so I had to get my chum to go.

  • I got it signed by Squidward his self, though.

  • Time to get to the bottom of this.

  • What's the meaning of this, Mr. Squidward?!

  • It's SpongeBob's fault.

  • [growling]

  • SpongeBob, get out here!

  • [door creaking]

  • More. More.

  • All the way, boy!

  • Arr.

  • Your bill, sir.

  • What? $100?!

  • Well, this can't possibly be correct!

  • Oh, my mistake, sir. Thank you for pointing that out.

  • This is your bill.

  • [shattering]

  • [screaming]

  • I'll just need to get a sun hat and...

  • Mrs. Puff needs a sun hat, SpongeBob!

  • - Well, I think she's... - The sun's beatin' down

  • on poor Mrs. Puff's head!

  • As your financial adviser, I suggest...

  • There's no time for suggestions! Go buy a hat!

  • - But... - Today!

  • Don't worry, Mrs. Puff! I'll shade you!

  • SpongeBob! Hurry!

  • One shady hat.

  • Good job, lad.

  • Oh! Well, uh, thank you, but you didn't need to buy one.

  • I have a hat in the closet.

  • Didn't need to buy one?

  • You hear that, boy? We didn't need to buy a hat.

  • Aren't you supposed to be saving me money?!

  • Son, you gotta understand.

  • I can't have you work here

  • in your present filthy condisherion.

  • Now, that's the last straw!

  • - Mr. Squid-! - On it, sir.

  • Asta la vista, worm boy.

  • Gee, Mr. Krabs, what happened to your metal pants?

  • Don't go all loopy on me, boy. I need your help.

  • And where in the high seas is Squidward?

  • You gave him the day off.

  • Day.... OFF?!

  • I don't know the meaning of them horrible words!

  • Do do do do do do

  • Squidward! SpongeBob!

  • [both] Yes, Mr. Krabs?

  • Here it comes.

  • In order to pay off these damages,

  • you two are gonna work for me FOREVER!

  • [groaning]

  • [screaming]

  • Oh, gee, Mr. Krabs,

  • if you want Old Man Jenkins to leave,

  • why not just try asking him nicely?

  • I think you oughta be the one to ask him nicely.

  • "Oh, hi. I'm SpongeBob, and I love you,

  • but will you go home, please? Hee-hee-hee-hee."

  • "I'm Old Man Jenkins, and I'm a jerk

  • who likes to cost Mr. Krabs money."

  • Turn up the heat.

  • [grumbling]

  • Thank you.

  • We noticed how miserable you were

  • on your lumpy old mattress.

  • So, I suggested we get you a new one.

  • I thought it was your idea.

  • So where's the old mattress, then?

  • Don't worry, Mr. Krabs,

  • I took care of that personally, too.

  • I had it hauled away to the dump.

  • All my money was in that mattress!

  • What?! Haven't you ever heard of a bank?!

  • No!

  • [crying]

  • Mr. Krabs!

  • No!

  • And we got you a card.

  • Is there money in it?

  • Nope.

  • Hey, Squidward.

  • Also, clean up here!

  • Squidward.

  • I said, "Clean up!"

  • Squidward! Squidward!

  • Squidward.

  • Hey, Squidward. Hey, Squidward. Hey, Squidward.

  • Hey, Squidward. Hey, Squidward.

  • - Squidward! - Hey, Squidward.

  • Hey, Squidward. Hey, Squidward.

  • [groaning]

  • Don't just lay there! Clean up! Clean up! Clean up!

  • [screaming]

  • Hey, hey, Mr. K.