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  • Can I get another one of your delicious chum sticks?

  • But of course, loyal customer.

  • I'll see you later, loser.

  • Much later. [laughing]

  • You go first, boy.

  • Hey, this is great.

  • Better than a Krabby Patty?

  • A what?

  • [gasping] This is delicerious.

  • All we had left is chum...

  • and I hadn't eaten since noon.

  • I was starting to feel peckish.

  • Mm. But, oh, that flavor.

  • Sweet and gamy with a cream, chunky mouthfeel.

  • Mm. Oh, I've had a chum monkey on my back ever since.

  • [screeching]

  • Been eating the stuff in secret for years now.

  • Just got a taste for it.

  • One of them survival things, I suppose.

  • Patrick, isn't this place amazing?

  • [speaking indistinctly]

  • Here's your chum nuggets, buddy.

  • [belching] Oh, I almost forgot,

  • your chum kebab.

  • Uh, I guess you don't come down here

  • for the food anyway.

  • You come down here to admire the subterranean splendor

  • of the Chum Caverns.

  • That and the gift shop.

  • Hey, that ain't bad at all.

  • It's actually amazing.

  • [glass shattering]

  • This is gold in the form of chum.

  • I came back like I said yesterday.

  • You certainly did, didn't you?

  • [chuckles] I'd like another chum stick, please.

  • Well, it's your lucky day, Nat, I happen to have

  • a quite delectable one right here.

  • Oh, boy.

  • Is it okay?

  • Okay? It's perfection.

  • [laughing]

  • Hey, how about I have another?

  • You betcha.

  • Whoo boy, I can not believe how good these things are.

  • The universe gave us a terrible weapon,

  • made up of the darkest dark matter

  • just for this occasion.

  • Ever played Dodge the Chum?

  • [screeching]

  • [groaning]

  • Hey, get your slimy mitts off my pals!

  • Hiya! Ya!

  • [roaring]

  • Whoa!

  • [growling]

  • Hiya!

  • [grunting]

  • [slurping]

  • I can do this!

  • Whoa.

  • Go, Mr. Krabs, go! Whoo!

  • Oh, don't fill up on bread. The chum! Eat the chum!

  • Right.

  • [groaning]

  • [belching]

  • Heh. Tastes really bad.

  • But the holiday spirit is keeping us in denial.

  • At least Old Jethra has stuck with us.

  • That Krabby Patty hitting the spot, Jethra?

  • Actually, they was all filled up at the Chum Bucket,

  • so I had to get my chum to go.

  • I got it signed by Squidward hisself, though.

  • [buzzing]

  • I had no idea they had a hot tub.

  • All right, let 'em out.

  • Now pay attention, worms.

  • Watch the way they crawl out on their bellies,

  • begging for mercy and see what's waiting for you

  • next time you foul up the same way these two did!

  • [gasping]

  • It was quite an enjoyable soak. [Patrick belching]

  • That is, until this guy got thirsty

  • and decided to drink the bathwater.

  • Not bad, except for this aftertaste.

  • Oh, no, please don't sue me.

  • Mmm mm.

  • I can't believe someone actually enjoys my chum.

  • You fellas look hungry. Here ya go.

  • Hey, all you bottom feeders, if you've already eaten,

  • well, you might want to make room for seconds,

  • because we are tasting Bikini Bottom's

  • sensational new, upscale eatery, Le Chum Bucket.

  • Look at all those classy diners. What's on the menu?

  • It's called Chum Fricassee.

  • Earlier, I spoke to head chef Squidward Tentacles.

  • He shared with us why it's such a frica-success.

  • [humming]

  • Behold: three takes on chum a la SpongeBob.

  • The secret ingredient in this one, Krabby Patties.

  • Well? Huh?

  • It's delicious! Too delicious! Next!

  • To capture the natural bouquet of the chum,

  • I made this batch entirely from old snail litter.

  • [gasping] A little dry. Next!

  • Ooh, I think you'll like this one.

  • I know I do. [giggling]

  • It's made from wishes and love.

  • [belching]

  • [laughing]

  • It's too sweet.

Can I get another one of your delicious chum sticks?

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