Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles Can I get another one of your delicious chum sticks? But of course, loyal customer. I'll see you later, loser. Much later. [laughing] You go first, boy. Hey, this is great. Better than a Krabby Patty? A what? [gasping] This is delicerious. All we had left is chum... and I hadn't eaten since noon. I was starting to feel peckish. Mm. But, oh, that flavor. Sweet and gamy with a cream, chunky mouthfeel. Mm. Oh, I've had a chum monkey on my back ever since. [screeching] Been eating the stuff in secret for years now. Just got a taste for it. One of them survival things, I suppose. Patrick, isn't this place amazing? [speaking indistinctly] Here's your chum nuggets, buddy. [belching] Oh, I almost forgot, your chum kebab. Uh, I guess you don't come down here for the food anyway. You come down here to admire the subterranean splendor of the Chum Caverns. That and the gift shop. Hey, that ain't bad at all. It's actually amazing. [glass shattering] This is gold in the form of chum. I came back like I said yesterday. You certainly did, didn't you? [chuckles] I'd like another chum stick, please. Well, it's your lucky day, Nat, I happen to have a quite delectable one right here. Oh, boy. Is it okay? Okay? It's perfection. [laughing] Hey, how about I have another? You betcha. Whoo boy, I can not believe how good these things are. The universe gave us a terrible weapon, made up of the darkest dark matter just for this occasion. Ever played Dodge the Chum? [screeching] [groaning] Hey, get your slimy mitts off my pals! Hiya! Ya! [roaring] Whoa! [growling] Hiya! [grunting] [slurping] I can do this! Whoa. Go, Mr. Krabs, go! Whoo! Oh, don't fill up on bread. The chum! Eat the chum! Right. [groaning] [belching] Heh. Tastes really bad. But the holiday spirit is keeping us in denial. At least Old Jethra has stuck with us. That Krabby Patty hitting the spot, Jethra? Actually, they was all filled up at the Chum Bucket, so I had to get my chum to go. I got it signed by Squidward hisself, though. [buzzing] I had no idea they had a hot tub. All right, let 'em out. Now pay attention, worms. Watch the way they crawl out on their bellies, begging for mercy and see what's waiting for you next time you foul up the same way these two did! [gasping] It was quite an enjoyable soak. [Patrick belching] That is, until this guy got thirsty and decided to drink the bathwater. Not bad, except for this aftertaste. Oh, no, please don't sue me. Mmm mm. I can't believe someone actually enjoys my chum. You fellas look hungry. Here ya go. Hey, all you bottom feeders, if you've already eaten, well, you might want to make room for seconds, because we are tasting Bikini Bottom's sensational new, upscale eatery, Le Chum Bucket. Look at all those classy diners. What's on the menu? It's called Chum Fricassee. Earlier, I spoke to head chef Squidward Tentacles. He shared with us why it's such a frica-success. [humming] Behold: three takes on chum a la SpongeBob. The secret ingredient in this one, Krabby Patties. Well? Huh? It's delicious! Too delicious! Next! To capture the natural bouquet of the chum, I made this batch entirely from old snail litter. [gasping] A little dry. Next! Ooh, I think you'll like this one. I know I do. [giggling] It's made from wishes and love. [belching] [laughing] It's too sweet.