I'll be back.

Oh, barnacles. Screaming.

Eh, you know, Plankton,

let's just talk about this later.

I think I'm just going to run for me life.

Wait! I'm coming with you!

No! Not the eye! Not the eye!

Hi, Grandma. Happy birthday.

Nice to see you again, Grandma Plankton.

Ugh. Who invited C-Pee-Eww? [laughing]

All right, I tried.

Owuh!

Let me help you with your bag, Grandma. Ouch!

[humming]

Back to the Bucket with ya!

No. No, Mr. Krabs, it's me!

Whoa!

Ooh. [laughing] That tickles.

Well, SpongeBob SquarePants,

it looks like you lost a little weight.

Oh, hi, Karen. What's Plankton?

You landed on him.

[groaning]

Hey, Plankton.

[groaning]

SpongeBoob? Why are you so small? Is this a trick?

Calm down. He's clean. I frisked him.

I didn't mean to get small like you Plankton,

it was a freak accident.

Who are you calling a freak?! Wait a second.

[giggling]

Hold this.

[gasps]

You're not small like me, Shorty!

I am a towering

half-a-millimeter taller than you!

[laughing] I win!

[laughing]

Hooray!

- I'll get that. - Don't touch that!

Oops.

Get him outta here, Karen!

Heh heh heh. The fool! He left the safe open!

Open for business, baby!

[laughing]

Gotcha.

[Plankton] Urrgh.

[Plankton screaming]

[laughing]

I'm off to make a delivery.

Heh. That fool.

[panting]

And the Krabby Patty is made of...

Urchins!

Ew! Ew!

Gotcha! [laughing]

[laughing] Yoink.

Huh?

[laughing] Yes!

Pull! Yee-haw! [laughing]

[screaming]

Gotcha. [laughing]

[buzzing]

[buzzing] Huh?

[screaming]

[laughing] Gotcha.

Well, what do you know about that?

No comeuppance!

Gaining speed, increasing thrust, raising nose,

air pressure on tentacles, stray tables in right position,

and liftoff!

Eh, spoke too soon. Comeuppance in three, two...

Ow! Right on my keys!

[laughing] You fool.

Now I will rule the streets!

[laughing] Ouch!

[groaning]

Strike fear.

I said not now!

[groaning]

[groaning]

Analyzing 30% mean guy, 20% spiteful monster,

50% evil butthead. Sample is 100% big jerk.

[slurping]

[laughing]

[groaning]

[screaming]

[grunting]

[screaming]

[dinging]

Yes?

I'd like a room, please.

Very good, sir.

How long will you be staying with us?

[groaning] Oh!

Forever.

[groaning]

I hope you like percussion, Eugene,

because these drumsticks really go bongo.

[grunting]

What? The old safe in a safe routine?

Here's another routine.

You're the meat in me knuckle sandwich!

I'm not hungry!

Eww. SpongeBob!

Yes, sir. I see the problem.

[screaming]

[laughing] You failed!

I've finally stolen a Krabby Patty.

That's nice.

Aren't you gonna try and take it back from me?

Oh, goodness, no. You go ahead, take it.

But Mr. Krabs,

Plankton will figure out the Krabby Patty formula.

Nonsense.

Run along, little fella, enjoy your Krabby Patty.

Wow. You must've snapped Krabs.

The Krabby Patty formula is finally mine.

[groaning] What happened?

Oh, just a little security measure

I've been working on.

Now, all Krabby Patties self-destruct

ten feet beyond the Krusty Krab!

Here, Plankton, Mr. Krabs wants you

to have this.

[chuckles] Finally.

No!

Aha.

[screaming]

I have had enough!

Karen, my dear, I think you're onto something.

Looks like it's time for an upgrade.

Success. Uh-oh. That ain't good.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!

I can see every-

Binocular vision, here I come.

What?

Oh, mama.

Stop! I command you!

Oh, come on, please stop!

Next.

Keep 'er going, Krabs. At this rate,

we'll have the kelp shakes recipe faster than you can say-

You have three seconds until spontaneously combustion.

Let's beat it!

No kidding.

Wait! You forgot-

I have never seen such a drastic case!

Rush this snail to the intensive care unit STAT!

Intensive care unit?

Don't worry, Gary, these are professionals.

Karen?

Oh, sorry. I thought you were someone else.

Don't worry, we're just going to subject you

to a series of invasive tests.

It'll be over before you know it.

[drilling noises]

[screaming]

No! No more! Please!

Relax Gary, the tests are over.

I'm just here to give you a little pill.

Whew, that's a relief.

Now open wide.

[groaning]

That wasn't so bad, was it?

That's not good.

And this is Plankton who's always trying to steal

the Krabby Patty, so, we step on 'em.

Ouch!

Try it, everyone, it's fun.

Oh, my goodness, can I?

[screaming]

That is fun.

Next stop is the Krusty kitchen.

[groaning]

[groaning]