as long as I can remember,

and I still don't have my license.

Mrs. Puff!

Yes, my star pupil?

I think I'm cheating.

What's that, dear?

I think I am cheating.

You- You've let go of the wheel.

I do have an antenna under my hat.

There is a guy giving me all the answers!

It's all true! I'm cheating! I'm cheating! I'm cheating!

What?!

[crying]

I'm sorry, Mrs. Puff! I'm sorry! [Mrs. Puff shrieking]

The wheel, SpongeBob! The wheel!

Cheating! I'm a cheater!

No! No! No! It's quite all right.

You can cheat that way!

- No, I'm cheating! - At least, SpongeBob...

I'm cheating!

Cheat that way! That way!

I'm a cheater, cheater, pumpkin eater!

- It's okay to cheat today! - No!

That way! That way! Cheat that way!

Cheater!

[crashing]

Oh, SpongeBob, why?

Wait a minute. I don't have a driver's license.

Wow. My driver's license.

I can't believe it.

I sure take a good picture.

Darn. I should have grown a mustache.

How could I have forgotten

the most important rule of driving?

Always wear your seatbelt.

Hey, I can see the Krusty Krab from here.

Mrs. Puff! Look!

I've finally got my driver's license!

Not even in your dreams, Mr. SquarePants!

[screaming] Ow.

Today is once again the day

of SpongeBob's boating school exam.

But more importantly, this is the last test for the year,

and if SpongeBob does not pass this one...

it means another whole year of boating school!

[crashing]

[narrator groaning]

Wha' 'appened?

Oh, nothing, SpongeBob.

You just struck another pedestrian.

Minus 20 more points.

How many does that leave me with?

Negative 224.

How many more minutes left in the test?

The test is over.

That's enough time; I can make up those points!

No. SpongeBob, wait. You didn't hear me!

[screaming]

It's too late! SpongeBob!

[coughing]

Okay, Mrs. Puff, what's my final score?

Six.

Whoo! And how many do I need to pass?

Six...

Oooooooooo...

- ...hundred. - What?

[Mrs. Puff screaming] 600, I can do this, Mrs. Puff!

I can do it! I can do it! [Mrs. Puff screaming]

Your driving test is over, SpongeBob.

Stop the boat.

Wait, I can do this, Mrs. Puff! I can do this!

Oh!

The road, SpongeBob! Get back on the road!

Gotta pass the test! Gotta pass!

[Mrs. Puff screaming]

Hey, what do you got against the melons?

Look out!

This must be the night driving part of the test.

We're gonna straighten you out!

This'll fix ya!

[grunting]

Now, let's get that one.

[Mrs. Puff screaming]

Barnacles! Did you see that?!

Yeah, that guy had no front license plate.

Let's get him!

[screaming, sirens blaring]

Hey, look at all those police.

I wonder if the president's in town.

Look out!

It is with great pride that I officially open

this unfinished bridge.

[screaming]

[screaming]

Where did I go wrong?!

With the opening of my new boating school,

I pledge that as long

as the student is willing to learn I shall never give up.

Hi. I'm SpongeBob SquarePants.

[screaming]

[sirens blaring]

[honking]

Hurry up with that truckload of fruit punch!

The seniors are getting cranky!

[screaming]

Alive! I'm alive! Oh, thank Neptune, I'm still--

[sirens blaring]

I feel so serene now that I'm away

from that homicidal maniac, SpongeBob.

[gasping]

[buzzing]

The break, son!

Aye, aye, sir.

[power tools] Here ya go, sir.

All I had to do was unscrew two little bolts.

I'm gonna stop this thing! Tell my wife I love her!

Come get some!

Man down! Man down!

Sorry! Excuse me! Sorry.

[Patrick] Hey, SpongeBob.

Sorry, Patrick, I can't stop to talk right now.

I can't see! I can't see!

My pants!

Hey, I can't see.

[screaming]

[screaming]

[screaming]

Did I pass?

Well, if there was a destroy the city part of the test,

you would have.

The nerve of some people.

Sorry, SpongeBob, you failed again.

And here we have the epitome of a driver

who is carelessly distracting himself from the road

and safety.

[humming]

Ooh. Ooh.

[honking]

[honking]

[shrieking] Jerk!

Hi, there.

Help! Lunatic driver! [screaming]

How's it going?

[screaming]

SpongeBob, I mean, a boater without boat smarts

shows contempt for his boater brethren

and the law.

La la la la la! Whee!

Hi, Squidward. Hi, Mrs. Puff.

[screaming]

[screaming]

[honking]

Looks like you guys forgot your boat smarts. [laughing]

Now, let's slowly- [screaming]

SpongeBob, look out!

[buzzing]

SpongeBob, give me that wheel!

I got it! I got it!

Don't- Just let go of it!

Oh!

Hooligans!

[screaming]

[dinging]

[screaming]

[honking]

[screaming]

Johnson, I finally figured out a way to shrink

an ordinary mailman down to the size of a grain of sand.

- But how? - By using this shrink ray.

Mother of mercy!

Where'd they go?

There.

They're headed right for that discarded potato chip.

[dinging]

[groaning]

Huh?

[laughing]

What he said!

[growling]

Sweet. Instant tanage.

[growling]

[laughing]

We're winning! We're winning!

[laughing]

Whoa. Did you see that?

That guy wasn't just going fast.

He was going Tony fast!

[siren blaring] Huh?

Oh, no, the cops are after us. What are we gonna do?

What? Sorry, I couldn't hear you over that siren.

[sirens blaring]

Now there's a helicopter after us!

What's that?!

I couldn't hear you over that helicopter.

And in other news, son of racing legend Tony Fast

is currently on embroiled in a high speed chase,

it is rumored that the...

[siren blaring]

What the-?

What're we going to do!?

[sirens blaring]

Tony Jr, when I get my hands on you, I'm gonna-

Now your dad is after us!

Sorry, I couldn't hear you, my... my... my dad is after us?!

What are we gonna do?!

How should I know? He's your dad!

Well, just remember my advice, okay?

All you got to do is let go... be cool...

Let go... be cool...

Do you see where letting go has gotten us so far?!

Huh?! Tony Jr?!

[panting heavily]

No, but I see where it's getting us next!

[screaming]

[crashing]

Focus on the road. There is nothing but the road.

Focus on the road. There is nothing but the road.

Focus on the... road?

What happened to the road?!

Calm down, SpongeBob.

Listen, all you have to do is safely stop this vessel.

Uh... focus on the road, there is nothing but the road!

Just stop the boat!

Uh, focus on the - uh-uh-uh... [gasping]

The road!

SpongeBob, wait!

Sponge B-o-ob!

That was a close one, Mrs. Puff.

But I am back on the road and ready to focus upon it.

SpongeBob? This isn't just any road.

It's a ten-lane Intertidal Seaway!

Shu-ven-tah-dil-in-chi-huh?!

Stay calm, SpongeBob.

SpongeBob? SpongeBob?! SpongeBob!

Remember your mantra?

Right. "Focus on the road, there is nothing but the-

[gasping] [honking]

I can't even see the road! [shivering]

SpongeBob! Give me the wheel, SpongeBob.

Oh, dear! He's completely frozen up!

[honking]

Fiddlesticks!

[honking]

[screaming]

Reckless drivers. I loathe reckless drivers.

[chatter on CB]

[siren blaring]

Pull over, you menace!

[screaming],

[siren blaring]

Uh, Mrs. Puff, can I have my arms back?

I said, stop your vessel!

Sorry, Mr. Officer sir, I'm applying the brakes!

[screaming]

Uh, we got us a runner.

Pull over, SpongeBob! And make it quick! Look!!!

[sirens blaring]

[screaming]

No!

[screaming]

[screaming]

SpongeBob, hit the brakes!

Huh? Oh! Okay!

Goodness gracious.

There isn't a scratch on this vessel.

SpongeBob? The test is history!

You, you passed! Here's your license!

And I'm free! Ha ha!

[brakes squealing]

[chattering on CB]

I don't think so.

Is there a problem, officer?

[beeping]

Well, you cross the county line three miles back.

You, ma'am, are a parole violator,

which makes this test null and void.

I'll take that.

Whew.

Hmm. [screaming]

[screaming]

[screaming]

Well, at least I didn't hit the Krusty Krab that time.

[laughing]

[cha-ching]

[cha-ching]

Saw that coming.

Let's try parallel parking.

Now take it slow. A little faster.

[groaning]

Hey, I think I'm getting the hang of this.

I was going to fail you and send you to jail,

but because of those long pants

and all the blood rushing to my head, you pass.

I finally got my driver's license.