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  • [crying] I have been in driving school

  • as long as I can remember,

  • and I still don't have my license.

  • Mrs. Puff!

  • Yes, my star pupil?

  • I think I'm cheating.

  • What's that, dear?

  • I think I am cheating.

  • You- You've let go of the wheel.

  • I do have an antenna under my hat.

  • There is a guy giving me all the answers!

  • It's all true! I'm cheating! I'm cheating! I'm cheating!

  • What?!

  • [crying]

  • I'm sorry, Mrs. Puff! I'm sorry! [Mrs. Puff shrieking]

  • The wheel, SpongeBob! The wheel!

  • Cheating! I'm a cheater!

  • No! No! No! It's quite all right.

  • You can cheat that way!

  • - No, I'm cheating! - At least, SpongeBob...

  • I'm cheating!

  • Cheat that way! That way!

  • I'm a cheater, cheater, pumpkin eater!

  • - It's okay to cheat today! - No!

  • That way! That way! Cheat that way!

  • Cheater!

  • [crashing]

  • Oh, SpongeBob, why?

  • Wait a minute. I don't have a driver's license.

  • Wow. My driver's license.

  • I can't believe it.

  • I sure take a good picture.

  • Darn. I should have grown a mustache.

  • How could I have forgotten

  • the most important rule of driving?

  • Always wear your seatbelt.

  • Hey, I can see the Krusty Krab from here.

  • Mrs. Puff! Look!

  • I've finally got my driver's license!

  • Not even in your dreams, Mr. SquarePants!

  • [screaming] Ow.

  • Today is once again the day

  • of SpongeBob's boating school exam.

  • But more importantly, this is the last test for the year,

  • and if SpongeBob does not pass this one...

  • it means another whole year of boating school!

  • [crashing]

  • [narrator groaning]

  • Wha' 'appened?

  • Oh, nothing, SpongeBob.

  • You just struck another pedestrian.

  • Minus 20 more points.

  • How many does that leave me with?

  • Negative 224.

  • How many more minutes left in the test?

  • The test is over.

  • That's enough time; I can make up those points!

  • No. SpongeBob, wait. You didn't hear me!

  • [screaming]

  • It's too late! SpongeBob!

  • [coughing]

  • Okay, Mrs. Puff, what's my final score?

  • Six.

  • Whoo! And how many do I need to pass?

  • Six...

  • Oooooooooo...

  • - ...hundred. - What?

  • [Mrs. Puff screaming] 600, I can do this, Mrs. Puff!

  • I can do it! I can do it! [Mrs. Puff screaming]

  • Your driving test is over, SpongeBob.

  • Stop the boat.

  • Wait, I can do this, Mrs. Puff! I can do this!

  • Oh!

  • The road, SpongeBob! Get back on the road!

  • Gotta pass the test! Gotta pass!

  • [Mrs. Puff screaming]

  • Hey, what do you got against the melons?

  • Look out!

  • This must be the night driving part of the test.

  • We're gonna straighten you out!

  • This'll fix ya!

  • [grunting]

  • Now, let's get that one.

  • [Mrs. Puff screaming]

  • Barnacles! Did you see that?!

  • Yeah, that guy had no front license plate.

  • Let's get him!

  • [screaming, sirens blaring]

  • Hey, look at all those police.

  • I wonder if the president's in town.

  • Look out!

  • It is with great pride that I officially open

  • this unfinished bridge.

  • [screaming]

  • [screaming]

  • Where did I go wrong?!

  • With the opening of my new boating school,

  • I pledge that as long

  • as the student is willing to learn I shall never give up.

  • Hi. I'm SpongeBob SquarePants.

  • [screaming]

  • [sirens blaring]

  • [honking]

  • Hurry up with that truckload of fruit punch!

  • The seniors are getting cranky!

  • [screaming]

  • Alive! I'm alive! Oh, thank Neptune, I'm still--

  • [sirens blaring]

  • I feel so serene now that I'm away

  • from that homicidal maniac, SpongeBob.

  • [gasping]

  • [buzzing]

  • The break, son!

  • Aye, aye, sir.

  • [power tools] Here ya go, sir.

  • All I had to do was unscrew two little bolts.

  • I'm gonna stop this thing! Tell my wife I love her!

  • Come get some!

  • Man down! Man down!

  • Sorry! Excuse me! Sorry.

  • [Patrick] Hey, SpongeBob.

  • Sorry, Patrick, I can't stop to talk right now.

  • I can't see! I can't see!

  • My pants!

  • Hey, I can't see.

  • [screaming]

  • [screaming]

  • [screaming]

  • Did I pass?

  • Well, if there was a destroy the city part of the test,

  • you would have.

  • The nerve of some people.

  • Sorry, SpongeBob, you failed again.

  • And here we have the epitome of a driver

  • who is carelessly distracting himself from the road

  • and safety.

  • [humming]

  • Ooh. Ooh.

  • [honking]

  • [honking]

  • [shrieking] Jerk!

  • Hi, there.

  • Help! Lunatic driver! [screaming]

  • How's it going?

  • [screaming]

  • SpongeBob, I mean, a boater without boat smarts

  • shows contempt for his boater brethren

  • and the law.

  • La la la la la! Whee!

  • Hi, Squidward. Hi, Mrs. Puff.

  • [screaming]

  • [screaming]

  • [honking]

  • Looks like you guys forgot your boat smarts. [laughing]

  • Now, let's slowly- [screaming]

  • SpongeBob, look out!

  • [buzzing]

  • SpongeBob, give me that wheel!

  • I got it! I got it!

  • Don't- Just let go of it!

  • Oh!

  • Hooligans!

  • [screaming]

  • [dinging]

  • [screaming]

  • [honking]

  • [screaming]

  • Johnson, I finally figured out a way to shrink

  • an ordinary mailman down to the size of a grain of sand.

  • - But how? - By using this shrink ray.

  • Mother of mercy!

  • Where'd they go?

  • There.

  • They're headed right for that discarded potato chip.

  • [dinging]

  • [groaning]

  • Huh?

  • [laughing]

  • What he said!

  • [growling]

  • Sweet. Instant tanage.

  • [growling]

  • [laughing]

  • We're winning! We're winning!