Oh you interrupt me.

I'm here with Mr Broad unfortunately, unfortunately, yeah, interrupting me all the time.

It's good to be here, I'm happy and I'm sweaty were in Tokyo, it's very hot and sweaty.

It's been some ridiculous temperatures.

But Japan has some very interesting ways of keeping you cool apparently.

What, like we're going to try and wow, I hate summer in Japan.

It's really rough.

It's not from the humidity is like it's really not good and I walked here and I just arrived covered in sweat, it's horrible.

You go outside for more than like three minutes and it just drenched in it.

It's like going in a swimming pool or something, but you know, there's certain ways you can combat it.

I take an umbrella outside to hide from the sun but there's a few things that I haven't tried that they have in the convenience stores today.

Hopefully we're gonna surprise you and surprise ourselves.

I want to find something that works and keeps me cool.

We got let's go, let's go.

First item, gel cooling eye mask, I don't know, there's a picture of a car and I was like, you wear it after you've driven, you can wear it.

I mean I haven't really tried or tested half the stuff we're looking at today is very boring.

I'm like, give me a fan, give me an air con Air con does the job to be honest.

It's a bit flimsy isn't it?

It was the eye mask I swear.

Oh it's really sticky.

Maybe we should I'm going to have like a makeup line around my eyes.

It smells really stick it to your face smells very mental.

Yeah.

Oh God, it's in my eye.

I worry I make up, it's already coming off dang.

It alright, it is cool.

It's good back.

It does smell quite nice because the future, I'm gonna do this when I'm driving, going forward for legal reasons, there's no better way to stay cold and dry.

This is actually really pleasant.

It is nice.

What is in it to make it cold?

It's just the mental in it.

I guess.

I thought it would burn my eyes.

No, it's really usually the mental has that kind of like burning, this just feels cool.

So this is the essence.

But I think I would maybe prefer like an ice pack or something because this is cool, but it's not like that cool.

This is good.

Burning essence, new fragrance from coffee doggy.

Oh my God, what am I about?

The fake that thing came off?

It's burning a bit now?

I don't feel very like cooled afterwards.

I just went back to being hot.

It's like burning a little bit of that.

Did you leave your eyes open and shut?

But it's left some residue around here and it's burning, it's not fun.

What would you rate this?

10, would you buy it again?

I wouldn't give it an eight actually really gone down to about five because you shouldn't be in pain when you use a product.

I would use this again if I had like a fever or something and I just like, you know, I would give this like a maybe a 766 or seven.

So it's about 600 yen for five.

It's actually pretty cheap.

It's not bad, good value for money, but I won't be using that again.

This is really boring.

It's a fan.

Gosh, technology, we don't have anywhere else, but it's small.

Usually they're not, they're not, the fan isn't defended with this plastic, just have it out.

Even small.

Oh, a little stand handy dandy stand handy dandy stand.

These are pretty good.

You can take them around with you and everybody carries them around outside.

Just go like this when you're waiting in lines and walking around and it's good.

But sometimes I feel like when the weather is truly hot, but even that is not enough to save you.

I recently bought this thing good, The neon pocket three, which is like a portable air conditioning unit.

I was supposed to bring it today, I forgot I suck.

But anyway, I'll be on screen now and if you put it on your back and then it's your back, it doesn't work.

It costs like 200 quid.

Oh my God, this is like £5 and it works a lot better.

Just get this like it was a real high tech solution that didn't need to happen.

Use this fan.

I'll give this eight out of 10.

Yeah, I'll stick with that as well as anyone could be better is if I had like a light and some colors, play some music.

I like the ones that has a little squeezy spray bottle.

I like the ones that have a squeezy squeezy squeezy.

Yeah.

Yes, They spray the water through you get the water as well.

I like those 10.

Next, yeah.

All right.

Next item, I will go for this.

Gatsby.

Gatsby is pretty well known for having cooling type things and wipes it everywhere.

This is deodorant and it cools you down.

Oh, it cools you down.

I thought we'd just been given deodorant cause we're stinky here.

It's very cold.

Can I try it on your arm ready?

It feels like it's like regular killing Emma with Gatsby my throat is so cold.

I don't know, I feel like regular deodorant itself is maybe slightly cooling as well, but afterwards I don't really feel much of it.

Maybe there is a slightly cooling effect if I wave my arms around in a fun fashion.

There is, there is a lasting cooling effect, feels a little bit burden.

This is good stuff.

I'm sure you're not just a legend, but I still, I think in Japan, Right, but the whites of this, you wipe that and that's pretty good.

I think that's better than this.

It just feels a bit wrong having it in spray for about six out of 10 because it does actually work.

I'll give it a seven out of 10 because it's also a deodorant to one up me don't you know, it's a nice refreshing feeling and smell and yeah, it's deodorant.

No more stinky.

This is also about 700 yen, which is quite a lot of money.

So maybe I take it down to a six.

Yeah, that's quite pricey.

What the dickens is this a scar scar looks like this before a cold scarf to wear, which is like why?

But alright if you want to be cool and look fashionable, get the, during the hot season, you can do sports or go shopping while wearing this neck scarf.

It looks like we can open it.

So this is 600 yen.

The color is aggressive.

I've got to say actual fuck is this?

Do you tie it like a tie?

Oh, there's like a little pocket and you push it through, you're supposed to wet it.

It's just like wearing a wet towel, tie, wetter tie, wetter tie, wetter away with you, wow!

Nice technology is here.

It's just water literally just water everywhere.

Fashion.

Extraordinaire chris fraud.

It's just tie.

Why is it so small?

You just get a flannel and just make a towel, make it wet and just wrap it around you.

There's nothing about this.

It's good that stripping.

Yes, it's horrible on the back.

It's got like this diagram showing you the high technology uses semiconductor superconductor back and the court must come from the water and put a towel on your neck.

You could use a normal time.

Yeah.

Just put it in water, wrap it around your neck.

I've never seen anybody wear this in public and now we know why I mean.

Yeah, this is garbage.

Yeah.

One out of 10.

Next.

Do I look cool.

Oh and that's before the tie went on.

Yeah.

Zero out of 10.

Next.

Good God.

Calling towel poncho solid color UV protection.

I am confused.

Is that a solid color?

This is like like a rag.

I don't really feel any different except just a bit of paris.

Really.

The cool factor is not there.

It doesn't feel cooling, does it not kill them all?

This looks very menacing.

This isn't like cooling me down.

It's making me very hot.

Yeah, it's material, it's like it's a ship, it really hot.

Now.

This is supposed to be a cooling tower pancho, but it's not a hot towel poncho.

It was only 300 yen.

That's genuinely rubbish.

One out of 10.

Shit out of 10.

That was rubbish.

All right.

It's time for some food and my food.

I mean sweet that I've not had before.

Actually.

These are made by my he made the energy jelly.

As seen by dr jelly.

Oh you can get in tablet form and it's a very salty tablet I think to raise your salt levels and raise your spirits.

Oh anyway, other tablet, thank you.

It's full of vitamin B vitamin C Quinn in calcium, right?

Both Latvian unicorn hair.

Is it good?

It's alright.

It feels like something that needs to be put in water.

It's very dry.