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I don't know if I'll talk about them all, but I got all sorts of fun blood draining devices and this one is for closing mouths kind of cool.

Hi, I'm victor m Sweeney and I'm a licensed funeral director mortician and this is mortician support.

This is a question from Saint Severin question for morticians when someone dies, do you remove their poo or are we all buried with an unproved poo?

More often than not, your poo is up to you.

Sometimes you you hear the myth that everybody poos themselves before they die.

Sometimes it is for my purposes when I get someone back to the funeral home and I'm preparing them.

Um if they have pooed then I'll clean them up.

When pressure starts to build up in the abdomen, then I stop what I'm doing.

Typically what I'll do is I'll actually flush out the bowels with the hose because the last thing you want to have happen is someone to start pooing and then to continue doing it when you can't control it jaded.

If a person where in context dies, does the mortician take them out, shower thoughts.

Historically I've always removed contact lenses because one of the things that we need to do of course, is what we call set the features setting the features would mean that we close the mouth and we also need to close their eyes.

So we actually have a device that helps us do this.

They're essentially spiky contact lenses that fit over the eyes and will actually grip the eyelid when we pull it down over those little birds there.

I typically remove contact lenses because those just get in the way of me doing what I need to do to set their features and provide a decent appearance for the family question from Laney, will my cat eat me when I die?

I've heard of that happening from colleagues of mine and as we all know, cats being inferior to dogs, they will do anything.

The question from vamp Florence, how do morticians not want to chug the embalming fluid?

These look like they taste like Froot loops.

Well, I really love the picture you have and I noticed you forgot the blue flavor.

Embalming fluid is really colorful, but I can assure you it is not tasty, It smells awful as far as the coloring goes.

One of the reasons that a lot of these fluids are maybe red or other colors is so that the embalmer knows what they are without having to maybe read the label.

But you'll also notice that a couple of them are red when we push the blood out of the body in arterial embalming, We're pushing out a red fluid.

So ideally we want to put a red fluid back in.

Typically will make an incision, maybe in the neck or in the thigh.

And then we'll also gain access to a vein.

We are going to have an embalming machine which acts as a pump.

And we're gonna use this arterial tube, something like this.

So this goes down the artery and then it's gonna pump fluid through.

We are going to open with either a large forceps or this device called a drain tube.

So this goes down the vein and then when we open it the blood will pour out the side of our device here and then we can control how quickly or how slowly we want the blood to leave the body when we have a deceased loved one?

They're going to look very, very pale because the blood has stopped circulating.

So when we put in the red blood, the red fluid rather that's actually gonna pick them up in some ways and make them look a little bit more alive.

Okay, full disclosure, I'm fat and this is a legit question.

I'm not trying to be fat phobic, but how do extremely obese people like, I'm talking 400 plus pounds fit in a coffin.

Do they make a plus size coffin or does the mortician like cut fat out of them and sew them back up.

You can answer the second part of that question first.

And so someone back up, everybody is buried intact if we can at all help it.

So we actually have caskets that are made by our manufacturer to be oversized.

Typically, when someone passes away, if they're larger will measure them at their elbows because those tend to be the parts that stick out the furthest and then determine what width of casket we will need to give them a more comfortable appearance C for chase.

Do morticians put chapstick on the bodies or are they just sitting there casket?

That's actually a great concern of ours is drying out.

Not just the lips, but after you die, of course your body is not producing any oils so your skin can get quite dry.

We actually have a like a heavy face cream that we use on almost everybody that comes through in the interim between when they're embalmed and when we get them ready for the funeral and put their makeup on, if we need it, we always have that heavy face cream on to make sure that their lips don't dry out.

So as far as chapstick goes, I've never put chapstick on a body, but if someone really wanted me to, I I guess I wouldn't say no.

Now, I'm going on, google, looking up the weirdest stuff, What do dead bodies smell like?

We are hard wired to think that dead human bodies smell bad and it's a smell you never forget.

I myself, I went out to a nice restaurant to have some aged steak and I couldn't do it.

Aren't we all, what do morticians do with our organs after an embalming?

What happens when they aren't donated when we do embalming all your organs?

After we finish the arterial embalming, we have what's called the cavity.

Embalming optimally with the cavity embalming.

You're trying to puncture the lungs, the heart, the intestines, the stomach.

And then you're also going to try to shoot for the kidneys to, we actually use what's called a choker and I I have one here, it's a hollow point spear essentially and it hooks up to what we call an aspirated.

So it's a it's a vacuum essentially, insert this in the abdomen and then try to puncture all the hollow organs and then the vacuum will actually draw all those nasty fluids.

Typically, organ donations are handled by organ harvesting companies and they will actually work with the hospital or with me to transport a body where it needs to go and then they'll harvest the organs donate them where they need to and then the body will be returned to me after that whole process is done.

Matthews do morticians normally just drain the blood down the sink.

All of our bodily wastes are disposed just like our normal bodily wastes, the sewer system that goes right to the water treatment plant.

This is a question from soggy Emma, Why are coffins so expensive?

Well soggy Emma, that is definitely an option.

You can be buried in the ground without a casket.

A lot of funeral homes put substantial mark on their casket and I think it's just a way to collect money on the tail end of a service, but just like a furniture store, which would maybe mark up their kitchen tables four times what they actually cost.

I would guess that most caskets are marked up probably 1.5 to 2 times what the wholesale cost is.

If so, I would like my rotting corpse to not wear a bra and would like my ghost to be wandering bra lists with poking nips.

Well, tiny rain, I don't know if there's much I can do about poking nips, but we do put bras on if the family requests and the reality is I probably put on more bras than I have taken off in my life.

This is a question from Leonard de Monte does a mortician feel just as sad as a normal person, when someone close to them dies.

The short answer of that is yes, that was one of the things actually I myself really worried about when I got into this profession, because at a certain point when you see a dead body, you almost always kind of go into work mode, what can I do to help this family?

So, I was very concerned when I started doing this, that maybe I would start to even think of my own loved ones as something to help or something to fix and not really taking grief, like used to for my own family, for loved ones.

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