Well, I guess the first thing we should do is...

[camera flashing]

Yay, my first prom picture.

Uh, our first prom picture.

Let's get this over with.

Come on, SpongeBob.

Be right there!

Will you hurry up?

Just a second. Coming!

Sorry. Pardon me!

Here I am! Cheese!

[camera flashing]

That'll be a keeper.

Look, it's Pearl! Hi, Pearl!

SpongeBob, here come my friends. Uhh, go get me some punch!

Prom expert; away!

Hi, Pearl!

Hi, girls.

I'd like you to meet Billy Fishkins!

Meep.

And you know Brian Flounder from math class.

- Meep. - Hi, Brian.

So, like, where's your date, Pearl?

We're all dying to meet him.

He's over at the punch bowl getting me some punch.

Ohh, is he the really tall one?

Oh, yes! I mean... Oh no.

[grunting]

[grunting]

[groaning]

Ooh.

Oh, quick, let's go see how ugly Cindy's dress is!

Thank you. Meep.

Yeah, thanks.

SpongeBob, what are you doing?!

Hi, Pearl.

Come on, it won't bite!

You look ridiculous. Oh.

What is it?

Get down, he'll see us!

It's my ex-boyfriend, Octavius Rex,

a.k.a. long, tan and handsome!

Meep.

Whoa. But, I bet he isn't holder

of the Regional Romantic Dance Championship trophy.

Give me that back.

[laughing] That just didn't happen.

Let's go!

Ready?

SpongeBob, what are you doing?

Can't you see everybody here is doing 'the whack'?

The whack? Oh, yeah, I invented that one.

Are you sure you can do this?

[groaning]

[stuff breaking]

[screaming]

[screaming]

My leg!

[screaming]

Well, I guess you can take me home now,

now that you've ruined everything.

[crying]

Don't cry, the prom expert is here!

I haven't failed yet.

Hey, we can still... no, I broke that.

We could... no. Don't cry! D-d-don't cry.

Whatever you do, don't...

[crying]

Wow, what did you do to him? Poor little guy.

[crying]

[screaming]

Sponge, are you okay?

[crying] Messed everything up.

Don't worry, SpongeBob, ya didn't mess everything up.

[crying] Hot dog!

[laughing]

Actually, it was pretty funny

when that hot dog landed in Judy's hair.

[crying] All I wanted was to have a good time!

But I am having a good time.

Ya know, we haven't finished our dance yet.

[whimpering] Can I still wear the wig?

Yes, you can still wear the wig.

Let's go!

All right, you invertebrates.

I'm gonna teach you how to do The Sponge.

♪ Well, first you take your leg And you stick it in the air ♪

♪ And then you take The other one ♪

♪ And jam it right up there ♪

♪ You twist yourself around And give a great big lunge ♪

♪ Now you're doin' The Sponge ♪

♪ Huh, do The Sponge, Sponge Oh do The Sponge ♪

♪ Bet your buns You're doin' The Sponge. ♪

♪ Well, now ♪ ♪ First you take your leg ♪

♪ And you stick it in the air ♪

[screaming]

♪ And then you take The other one ♪

♪ And you jam it Right up there ♪

Meep meep.

Get lost, pizza topping.

Can't ya see I'm doing The Sponge?

♪ ...A great big lunge ♪

♪ Now you're doin', yeah Now you're doin' The Sponge ♪

♪ Alright, now ♪

♪ Do The Sponge, Sponge Oh do The Sponge ♪

♪ Before you know You're taking the plunge ♪

♪ I said the sponge, sponge Do the sponge ♪

♪ Bet your buns You're doing the sponge ♪

♪ Yeah, bet your buns You're doing the sponge ♪

♪ Oh yeah, well You're doing the sponge ♪

[cheering]

They love us! Yay! We're popular!

After all the hard work we put in on the decorations,

they think they can just come in and ruin it?

Go wreck someone else's prom, will ya?