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  • Yes, I'd like one of your chopsticks.

  • You're kidding, right.

  • No, I'm serious.

  • I want a chump stick.

  • Okay, if you insist.

  • Oh no, please don't sue Me.

  • Mm I can't believe someone actually enjoys my chum.

  • Now this was so good.

  • I'm gonna have to come back tomorrow.

  • Here you go.

  • See you in the morning.

  • Did you see that?

  • I didn't even have to threaten his life.

  • He loved it.

  • Here you go, sir.

  • A king size ultra crabby supreme with the works double batter fried on a stick.

  • Thanks barnacle head, pardon me, you forgot your mayonnaise.

  • Thanks.

  • Look at them eating that garbage.

  • It's disgusting.

  • They're sickening gentlemen and welcome to the chum bucket.

  • Would you like seating inside or outside, seating for what?

  • For the chum bucket where you can enjoy a nice helping of chum.

  • Oh boy, this is so good chum is, wait a minute eating some.

  • Do people do that?

  • No, I'm talking about the sound of a hungry customer.

  • He doesn't want to eat us for being lazy.

  • He wants to eat us because he's hungry fellas, leave this to me.

  • Mhm.

  • Step right up gents, get a delicious chum burger right here.

  • Big johnny will eat anything.

  • Have a chum burger johnny, sir.

  • Go on sir.

  • Tell your buddies.

  • What you think I'm gonna try one of rag boy's burgers.

  • Here you are, sir, you are the first to taste a crabby patty.

  • Uh huh edible.

  • Hold it down.

  • This is the most flavor tastic sensation, my still developing.

  • What's Woodward?

  • You can't throw out a crabby patty, that is just wrong, but this one is rotten samples Woodward No crabby patty can ever truly be rotten here.

  • Look, wow.

  • Oh, that looks delicious.

  • Why don't you take another box?

  • You know, this stuff is hideously inedible, but your decor is so amazing.

  • I can't resist spending my money here.

  • two orders of chum nuggets please.

  • That certainly is chum.

  • And such steamy chumminess deserves recompense.

  • Oh, I'll take that.

  • Eat your twisted blackened money grubbing heart out crabs.

  • I'm even profiting off your most loyal ally.

  • I'm running out of space for this stuff.

  • Got an empty safe.

  • I can borrow crabs.

  • But seriously, this is getting really heavy patrick isn't this place amazing.

  • Here's your chum nuggets buddy.

  • I almost forgot your chum kabob.

  • I guess you don't come down here for the food anyway.

  • You come down here to admire the subterranean splendor of the chum caverns and the gift shop.

  • Oh, that's right, Patrick.

  • The gift shop.

  • Where's the love Spongebob?

  • What happened to the crabby patties?

  • I tried to tell them, but they wouldn't listen to me.

  • This is obscene P.

  • U.

  • What's that awful stench?

  • You're not boiling your underpants again, are you?

  • I told you to turn off that laugh track, if you must know I Made sauce, but when I add patrick's D.

  • N.

  • A.

  • To it.

  • It'll become salsa imbecilic asse.

  • It's, I'll serve it to crabs and it'll make him so dumb.

  • He'll just give me the secret formula.

  • I think I prefer the boiling underpants.

  • It's just a little old crabby patty smothered in jellyfish jelly.

  • I call it a crabby patty with jellyfish jelly.

  • Could I try some?

  • Sure Hong kong.

  • Amazing.

  • I've got to tell someone about this.

  • Hey, all you people, hey, all you people, hey all you people won't you listen to me?

  • I just had a sandwich.

  • No ordinary sandwich.

  • A sandwich filled with jellyfish.

  • And you got to try this sandwich.

  • It's no ordinary sandwich.

  • Yeah.

  • Just give it a bit about the mood about inanity now.

  • Thank you chum on a stick.

  • Get your fresh chum right here.

  • Some chum for you miss.

  • Well all this, waiting around for someone to get mauled is making me a bit hungry Here, take this one.

  • It's fresh and warm.

  • Like my hospitality.

  • Why?

  • Thank you.

  • Just $10 please?

  • $10.

  • Why would I pay $10 when I can go across the street and get a crabby patty for $1.

  • Exactly.

  • You don't get this kind of entertainment with a crabby patty, do you?

  • No, I suppose not.

  • $10 or the fight's off.

  • Fine, whatever there you are.

  • I'm sure I've made a satisfied customer of you already.

  • That was appalling.

  • What was in that?

  • Oh, just the usual ingredients.

  • Some jellyfish squeezing whale blubber, seahorse snout and a Sprinkle of Ankara rust barnacles.

  • That's foul.

  • Oh nope.

  • I was wrong.

  • Looks okay.

  • Sure is a fine looking pizza.

  • Yeah.

  • What's that?

  • Is that the cheese?

  • Yeah, I'm not pepperoni.

  • Yeah.

  • Oh, looks good.

  • Huh?

  • Here's your chum bucket supreme enjoy patrick my boy.

  • You really earned that promotion.

  • Birds boss.

  • If that impostor wants a crabby patty, then by Neptune will give him one.

  • You're dancing with the Krab man.

  • Now join me boy or you're fired.

  • It doesn't seem right, but it feels so good.

  • Seahorse radish, the gnarliest stuff in the ocean.

  • Hold on.

  • I've got a jar of toenail clippings in my office.

  • Oops.

  • I dropped it in the toilet.

  • Well, fish it out and I'll dry it with my gym socks.

  • Why?

  • That's the most diabolical crabby patty ever spawned.

  • I call it the nasty patty.

  • Hey, hurry up with that patty.

  • Here you are sir, enjoy.

  • Hello, delicious.

  • Come to papa.

  • Listen, he ate it.

  • Look at him, joke.

  • Oh, look at him supper.

  • Did you see that boy?

  • Damn.

  • Oh, who took my blue blanky.

  • Huh?

  • This is the secret stuff doesn't look very promising.

  • Oh, just taste it already.

  • Well, the smell doesn't make me retch.

  • Hey, that ain't bad at all.

  • It's actually amazing.

  • Oh, this is gold in the form of chum squid word, my friend.

  • You'll be the toast of bikini bottom.

  • This recipe is going to make you a star a star a star Back for more of my delicious chum.

  • I see.

  • Not this time.

  • Huh?

  • Not ever again.

  • The deal's off computer.

  • I can't eat another bite of that slop.

  • No matter how much you pay me, I have eaten 10 of those things and I've already had to go to the doctor twice.

  • Oh, if you need me, I'll be getting my stomach pumped again.

  • I should have known.

  • Why would anyone ever eat my slop?

  • Yeah.

  • There he goes again.

  • Cut it out.

  • Plankton.

  • What?

  • It's just obvious that I'm a complete failure and a waste of a lower life form.

  • Oh, woe is me quickly.

  • Now.