Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles [whimpering] Krabs. Fine. Anything to get that bag with a bag outta here. Say, cheese! Cheese! [screaming] [laughing] Finally! The secret formula is mine! I knew your sincerity was insincere, sir! I didn't know anything about this, Eugene! Honest! But I love it! Now we can rule the world as a family. Eh, Grandma? [laughing] Sorry, Sheldon, but I'm not sharing this formula, with you! But Grandma! Adios, Mi amore! Muah! [mumbling] [laughing] Press-o-Inviso. [humming] Wah. Can't see my own feet. [humming] Don't you go anywhere while I clean your homie womie. Out of sight... [laughing] out of my mind. [groaning] Hey, watch it! I'm gonna wah... the secret formula! Must be one of Krabs' tricks. He'll pop out any second now. Well! Nothing. Alright. I really did it! Hey, Karen! Guess what! I finally got the Krabby Patty secret formula! How you like me now? It's genuine. Come here, you big hunk of aquatic organism! Ooh! I knew you could do it! Welcome to the original Krysty... Curses. Foiled again. Never happened. Now, to make my escape. [laughing] Aren't you gonna try and stop me? That'll be $1.99, please. What do you mean, $1.99? You're not going to step on me? I've got the secret formula, you know? Anyone can have a secret formula. We sell 'em in the gift shop. See? They're all just fakes. Everything here is a fake. Yeah, forget it. What's the world coming to? Alright, just give me one frozen Krabby Patty to go. Ding. [laughing] Yes, you fool! Oh, you selfish green twit! It's our wedding anniversary! Oh, that. Yippee! Oh! You forgot! And I got you the perfect gift! The Krappy Patty formula? How did you get it? First I went to the Krusty Krab. One Krabby Patty, please. Thank you. Whatever. Muah. What? Sorry, I wasn't listening. Well, you can tell me later. You're not getting this until you get me a gift! Ugh. Secret recipe, where are you? Aha! Hello, future! [laughing] Yes! Huh? What the...? Where is my museum? Finally, the Krabby Patty Secret recipe! [laughing] Did me out when my life doesn't stink. Oh no. Don't hurt yourself, Poopsie. Quiet, Karen! What's your plan to open the safe? Power drill? Explosives? The large [indiscernible]? Nah, I'll just use the combination. Diabolical! I can almost taste that Krabby Patty, now. The formula is mine! You'll have to get past me first, Plankton! Krabs! And you'll have to get past me, too! Ow. Tell your giant goon to head over me formula, Plankton! Daddy! I'm a flunky, not a goon! Stay outta this, Pearl. Pearl! What are you doing with me bitter enemy? Working for Plankton is my summer job. I was just doing what you said. Remember? A good employee following their boss's orders. Yeah, but, but not when your boss is... oh, me and my big mouth. I bid you good day, sir. You gotta swallow it, here... on the premises. Oh, come on. I'll allow it. Fine! [gasping] Can I go now? [screaming] Karen, quick! You gotta cut this Krabby Patty outta me, stat! But what about anesthetic? There's no time. I can feel it digesting. Whatever you say, dear. Hold still. This may pinch a little. [screaming] Huh? What a long day. I can't take it! What is it, Plankton? Hold that thought, baby. I uh, I forgot something down here. I'll be right back! Can't believe this is really happening. Krabby Patty secret formula is finally mine! Oh. Huh? Eh. Is this some kind of a horrible nightmare? A projector? You tricked me with a simulation! [laughing] Plankton! Are you ready? Plankton? [gasping] Plankton! Uh, I'm ready? Wait a minute. Was this band just a front so you could steal the Krabby Patty secret formula? What? No! I was in it for the music, man! Hmm. Here's a fresh bottle you can use. Did you just? [gasping] I did! The secret formula! Flight 291 is now boarding. All passengers please proceed to gate four. Let's take off [indiscernible]. [screaming] Wah! Ahh! Gimme that! [screaming] Oh! Phew! That was close. Wait! SpongeBob! Give another chance! So long, Imitation Krabs! Bye bye! I knew it was you all along, Mr. Krabs. Here you go. Thank you, SpongeDoop. Ha ha ha.