He has but santa's explained that money's a bit tight this year.

So he's not expect too much.

Sure santa has plenty of surplus.

If you talk to the people in the know, oh your health is all you need for a christmas present.

You have the right one to keep you cheerful here, haven't you?

Pop?

You tell your married to stop her cheek or I'm not taking you to the show.

What show is that?

I don't know.

I think there's christmas carols in it.

That's the waterworks and you behave yourself.

Don't be an eye on your pop.

Don't be asked for any christmas presents.

He's no money either.

Tax man's got it like ours.

Don't worry, your mommy will persuade sadly to bring some presents.

I don't think so.

Pop.

I always knew when there's no money.

Hello, It's the rent man.

I'll get it.

Mom shut your voice.

Is your mom in there woman.

Nobody's here.

That puts me in mind of a great week system we had in the old days for paying the rent.

The rent man would come around and collect the money for every house in the whole street and once he had done and all the rank books were marked up to date one of the boys would hold them up at gunpoint in the back and take all the money back off and then he'd hand it straight back to all the residents in the street.

Whether there are little commission for the service, very effective system and the rent man was so good about it in the end that eventually they cut him in for a wee bit too and everybody was happy except the council.

I suppose His work is giving my dad a house in England now if he wants one it's got a garden and everything and two toilets and they're both inside the house.

There's nothing wrong with an outside except on an airplane.

Okay Mama says if we went across the water, they wouldn't understand the way we talk.

That shouldn't be a problem son.

I've been married to your granny for 50 years.

I've never understood a word you said.

I can't understand you and they're not listening and that's their problem.

You know when I was in an ester that said the same thing about me, you know, so I put on a different bloody accent every day just to annoy them.

I never knew who it was, but I did.

And that's the only one who needs to know you know who you are, don't you?

Yes, pop your buddy from Belfast 15.

Everybody knows you and your pop looks out for you and your mommy looks out for you.

Your daddy looks out for your granny, looks out for you.

Your brother looks out for you and the whole family looks like for you wherever you go and whatever you become, I will always be the truth and that thought will keep you safe.

We'll keep you happy.

Remember that for me?

Yes, pop very mad yard.

I forget about what your father and your mother want.

What do you want?

I want you and my granny to come to.