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Welcome to watch Mojo and today we're counting down our picks for the top 10 so bad.

They're good movies you've never heard of Golden nugget.

Forget the world, man, have a groovy time, spend some uva.

You want to go for this list to be ranking movies that have enjoyed cult followings despite their occasionally dubious level of quality.

Which of these do you want to watch?

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Yeah, number 10 Invasion of the B girls.

The Drive in movie is a quintessential piece of Americana that has gained something of a new lease on life in recent years.

Now we have to listen to some more crazy ideas.

I'm leaving Invasion of the B girls is one of the well B movies that frequented the Drive in circuit back in its golden years and it's easy to see why the story is pure exploitation as mutated women with the sexual Proclivities of bees begin exhausting men to the point of death.

Keep me company in my time need.

It's trashy cheese and it's melty ist yet.

Invasion of the B girls plays it straight enough that it never becomes truly parodic or boring.

There's some sort of social pattern here, but I just can't figure out what it is.

Instead.

The film starring former the price is right model.

Anitra Ford serves up some 70's nostalgia for the secret sleazebag in us all.

Number nine titanic.

The legend goes on.

No, you're not imagining things.

This really is a titanic exploitation movie producer and occasional director, Camilo teddy helmed this animated fever dream back in 2000 and assault on good taste and proof that the infamous italian exploitation film industry in the seventies and eighties never truly went away.

You know, there's something you should know.

So I'm gonna tell you so don't sweat it, forget it, enjoy the show titanic.

The legend goes on.

Even received varying dubs and edits, meaning that the plot changes drastically depending on whether you're watching the uncut italian version or the edited american one.

Now I know who stole my locket.

It was that girl.

No, no, I don't think it was.

This ladder version barely runs an hour long, but you'll still be confused and perplexed at the glaring lapses in logic.

Clunky animation and cringeworthy jokes.

Honestly, it's impressively bad stuff that you may just want to see for yourself.

Why do you do?

We don't.

Number eight, you're the hunter from the future, Antonio Margarito.

He's your Hunter from the Future.

Makes its presence known almost immediately with one banging earworm of a theme song.

Musical awesomeness aside, the film was a huge rental hit back in the 19 eighties despite yours negative critical reputation.

Then again, film critics never did tend to warm to the quirky sword and sorcery that your offers from the jump, you bloody prehistoric battles, awkward performances and one hard story swerve near the back end.

Made your stand out from many of Conan worshiping brethren by feeding your ambition to create a master race.

You have kept the world in darkness and hindered progress.

Rev Brown cuts a fine B movie hero as well.

Although we're pretty sure Schwarzenegger wasn't exactly worried about any competition.

Number seven.

Best friends fans of the room who need just a little more masochistic fun in their lives might want to check out best friends.

A film written by the co star of that film, Greg Cicero.

What kind of help can you help me?

Can I work for you?

What kind of qualifications skills do you have do medication?

I worked as a janitor.

I can, I can clean.

You know the flick reunites Cicero and his room.

Co star Tommy was Oh and allows the ladder to try and prove that his legacy could be something a bit more than creating so bad.

It's good cinema.

You know, we should celebrate like eat cake like survey or does best friends achieve the same.

No, no, it doesn't kudos to cicero for trying however, and it's honestly nice to see what's so in a better constructed film with a larger budget, you can't help but root for the guy and best friends is a great way of was oh, getting one more shot at the spotlight.

Who are you are you John No, I'm not John # six Pinocchio's revenge.

Old school horror fans know that the direct to video market can be a treasure trove of forgotten goodness.

Just waiting to be rediscovered.

Evil comes in all shapes and sizes.

Maybe he did kill all the others.

Pinocchio's revenge just might be one of those movies.

A strange slasher film directed by Kevin?

S Tenney who helmed the original Night of the Demons Run, judy run.

See judy run Sure, Pinocchio's revenge leans hard on the killer doll archetype originated by the twilight zones, talking tina and Chucky from the child's play franchise, but it does so with a twist that casual viewers might not see coming.

We're not going to spoil it here.

But Pinocchio's revenge manages to strike a nice balance between the expected and the unexpected.

Sounds like a great party.

Yeah.

No five Miami connection.

The profile of 1987 Miami connection has admittedly been raised a bit in recent years.

Thanks to a home video release and a repertory run that reintroduced the film to a modern audience.

Just remember what I said.

If you don't want to get hurt, you don't scare me at all.

I want to talk to you later.

Goodbye.

You'd be hard pressed to find many who saw Miami Connection during its original run.

However, thanks to poor sales and even worse reviews and although we can certainly see why this was initially the case watching Miami Connection with a group of friends and perhaps through the lens of postmodern irony, things can change very quickly.

Salami bye bye.

The awkward dialogue becomes charming.

The plot holes hilarious and the fight choreography.

Well, surprisingly salad.

Oh and we can't forget the fictional band Dragon sound taekwondo.

Hey number four the Devil's Rain.

Hey, do you know how the Michael Myers mask from Halloween was an altered Captain Kirk replica from Star Trek?

Did you ever wonder what that face might look like in the flesh?

Won't give the devils man what he wants?

I would agree with.

Well look no further than 1975, the Devil's rain where William Shatner himself boasts a pair of black eyes, the devil's eyes.

Mhm The Lord of Light and Darkness, the film itself is indicative of a post exorcist world where satanic and occult themes were all the rage and there's some truly awesome devil makeup on Ernest Borgnine church of satan founder, Anton Lavey was even an advisor on the film, but don't expect the devil's rain to explain much about what's going on free the souls of free yourself and destroy the devil's rain.

You will wander through eternity, creature of nothing of heaven.

Instead just turn your brain off and enjoy all the goopy melty fun.

Number three, the Apple, the 19 seventies and eighties were full of rock operas that were born out of the sort of impossibly bad ideas.

One can only just state while under the influence.

The Sergeant Pepper's movie was one while 19 eighties, the apple is another Born from the team of Menahem Golan and Yoram globus from the infamous production company Cannon films, attention, attention.

Golan directed the film which used the futuristic setting of 1994 to stage a flashy glittery ode to biblical allegory, artistic freedom and sequence a lot of sequence.

The apple is honestly a blast, albeit perhaps not the way Golan initially intended a disco and funk fuse trip that's best enjoyed with good friends and a pinch of salt.

How nice of you to come.

Mm Maybe I'll leave it some other time I see you number two, never too young to die.

The cast of never too young to die basically sells itself a prime example of eighty's cheese begging for you to sit down and watch the water supply.

I'm gonna poison the water supply for gold for money.

A young john stamos, vanity at the peak of her popularity.

Gene Simmons is an unforgettable villain.

Heck, even Freddy Krueger himself, robert Englund shows up for the fun.

Never too young to die varies wildly in tone, but never forgets to be fun, stainless and vanity looked great on screen while Simmons shamelessly chews the scenery.

Gold Gold got joy, although the latter's hermaphrodite character could be considered today by some to be offensive.

Simmons puts in a performance with gleeful wits and charisma unafraid to push boundaries, heck stamos himself called it the best, worst thing you'll ever see.

I can't stop it before We name our number one pick.

Here are some honorable mentions.

Deathbed the bed that eats indescribable arthouse schlock call me thomas.

I'm doing Leaving alive, santa claus conquers the Martians.

If that title doesn't hook you, we don't know what will, why did you have to do that to my helper?

It's harmless.

It'll wear off in a short while laser blast, a mystery science theater favorite rad BMX and a bitchen pop soundtrack Open eight legged freaks.

A fun homage to creature features.

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Number one planet of dinosaurs.

The poster for planet of dinosaurs is undeniably awesome.

The stop motion.

Creature effects are also pretty damn good for such a low budget film.

This doesn't necessarily mean that planet of dinosaurs was destined for classic status of course, as many bad movie fans today revel in the pedestrian acting stilted pacing and overall weirdness that defines this late seventies curiosity doesn't being a vice president, pull any weight around here.

Of course.

Mr Baylor on the shady side.

Planet of dinosaurs is the sort of film we're watching.

Youtube reviews or riff commentaries are sometimes better than watching the real thing as there's plenty of dull spots that said the film has earned.

It's so bad.

It's good reputation, perhaps because of this reappraisal by modern day film fans.

And isn't that the point giving these old flicks a new lease on life?

Go ahead and run lee?

You've got a whole damn world to run in, but you're gonna have to run alone.

We're not going with you.

I'm in charge here.

You'll do as I say.

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