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  • hello everybody welcome to sweaty  tokyo well technically we're not in  

  • tokyo right now we're in kanagawa and  we've come to a dinosaur love hotel!

  • last time we went to a  

  • hey last time we went to a love hotel we went to  one with a giant slide inside of the love hotel  

  • and this time we've come to a dinosaur themed  one uh it looks super fun the decor is amazing  

  • we're gonna stay overnight which will be really  fun and experience all that the dinosaur love  

  • hotel has to offer... and i think i'm gonna ride  a dinosaur. Maybe not this guy, but i'll find one!

  • holy [ __ ]

  • It's a gold one, it's a gold dinosaur

  • hello it's voiceover emma here uh basically  we went into the hotel and we checked in,  

  • and the check-in system was completely  staffless and we could just pick the room  

  • that we wanted to stay in. We had picked 802  which was 14 600 yen for an overnight stay.

  • do it oh the light just came on in the  

  • why does it look like this i'm so scared about  loud noises i was not expecting this kind of vibe

  • oh my god there's a dinosaur right there

  • (sarah) Take your suitcase

  • Oh sh___ my suitcase

  • Come on get out get out!

  • oh our room is flashing  there's all these freaky fish

  • was that a liopleurodon?

  • is it going to be like this in the room? (sarah) i don't  know.

  • i'm a little scared its more more like a realistic

  • experience hotel

  • (emma)i really  thought it was just gonna be like a few dinosaurs

  • but this  has been like really scary

  • okay here we go.

  • okay everything is dinosaur  free so far

  • time to take off our shoes

  • let's go first look at the room i'm nervousdon't want to be scared by any dinosaurs

  • oh my god

  • there's so much going on in this room

  • i don't  even know where to begin we have a fish tank we have live fish

  • hi guys hello

  • and then we have  just a dinosaur with a saddle on it

  • (sarah) do you want to turn the light on

  • yeah where is the  where's the lights what is this

  • oh god blood on the windows

  • wow usually with love  hotels you know you don't get to open the windows

  • but this one you get a whole  view we can see mount fuji  

  • you want to see? there's a very slight outline of  mount fuji right there it looks like there's a red  

  • button that you press to activate it

  • should i press it? (sarah) you only live once

  • here he goes

  • can it take my body weight is what i'm  wondering because there's a saddle on it so

  • have people done it on the  dinosaur?

  • what should we call him

  • bert

  • his eye is like not opening fully so  it looks like he's having a great time

  • and then we have clam bed

  • something in this  room like the theme is like almost there but this dinosaur really throws it off

  • and we  have a hammock

  • and an old-timey telephone

  • why

  • is it the dinosaur age telephonefor dinosaurs?? because it's so old???

  • please be quiet

  • okay i'm gonna try to  press it again see if it turns it off

  • oh [ __ ]

  • this is gonna go on for so  long (sarah) you have to ride him to stop it

  • (sarah) it's the only way Emma!

  • oh god am i really getting  on right now

  • oh it's really high up oh my god

  • all right you want to start him

  • i'm on baby

  • (sarah) all right you ready? you sure?

  • let me get  my foot in this in the stirrups i'm ready

  • please don't fall

  • oh my god

  • wow i'm glad it's not like a bucking bull  because this this level is fine for me i'm  

  • glad you like can't turn up the intensity

  • emma  and bertasaur where will they go on the next adventure?

  • emma and b-

  • *screaming*

  • HELP ME SARAH

  • (sarah) What happened???

  • IT CAME OUT

  • okay okay

  • GET ME OFFA THIS THING

  • get me away from him i don't even want to look  at him

  • (sarah) it's like the slide, only get one ride

  • let's never press that button again

  • ah

  • sorryyelled guys i don't know if they can hear me but

  • i'm sorry i shouldn't have yelled

  • (sarah) they're  all looking

  • yeah they're like

  • (fish) are you ok man? no one ever rides that thing

  • thanks for  looking out for me guys i appreciate it

  • okay now last bit we have left to check out is  the bathroom i guess

  • what is is this a sauna room??

  • is there a light flashing? yeah that one  oh what's the button do you want to show

  • oh youtube? hey if you guys haven't seen  our last video that's not the music

  • oh god it's so loud how do you  turn it off everybody right now

  • SHUT UP ITS SO LOUD

  • HOW DO YOU TURN IT DOWN

  • WHERES THE SPEAKER

  • HOW DO YOU STOP IT AHHHHHH

  • oh my god never mind if you have this in your  

  • house where the hell is the volume button  let us know in the comments down below  

  • it's not on the sink

  • also stone sink nice touch!

  • what's in here

  • oh toilet

  • do you automatically open for me?

  • (sarah) Where's the dinosaurs

  • what if we  opened it and that was just a dinosaur inside

  • so that's fun they also have in here they  have a lying down shower

  • also these lights

  • this one's this is huge this is a massive like  jacuzzi tub let's try and find the light switches  

  • oh this is hold on these are these are the  bathroom lights

  • (sarah)there's nothing oh that's worse

  • what

  • anyway

  • there's so much to see

  • uh this ismassage chair

  • please don't be dinosaur themed

  • oh it's so tight on my ass

  • how many buttons are there

  • all right um i could do zenshin so whole body?

  • all right we got the back going

  • aaaaaaah

  • oh they have  adult videos

  • (sarah)that was not what i was gonna ask

  • have people done it in the chair?

  • would you recommend  this chair to anyone?

  • um i've only been on for two minutes

  • no

  • okay i found the light switch panel it's  by the bed it's nowhere on the walls

  • and uh you can turn on the lights from here

  • really light  up the dinosaur

  • we're using the old timey phone to yoyoku a bath

  • (sarah) there's also a toy cover right  there

  • oh my god

  • (sarah)is that the toy

  • (sarah)it is

  • so i guess that's a quick look at the room for now

  • and we're gonna go to the leisure space they said there's dinosaurs there

  • so uh let's see  what they have

  • more dinos more dinos more dinos

  • (sarah)this does not look dodgy at all

  • this is looks so dodgy

  • i don't like the screaming

  • there's just a giant t-rex over here and a kid's playground?

  • so i don't know if they've decided if they're like i think they're family friendly

  • but also not because there's like a a toy in our room

  • (sarah) and condoms

  • and condoms and adult videos so i don't  know if they're fully decided

  • (sarah) oh you're riding him too?

  • no that's a baby seat i cannot

  • (sarah)i'll get  in

  • no look how small that is that's totally for a baby

  • legit look at it the size compared to my  hand that's absolutely tiny but if we press it

  • oh no

  • actually the way that i found this placelil history is i was driving down that road

  • there's like a highway down  here

  • and i was like is that a dinosaur?

  • i looked it up on google maps and i was like  i'm gonna find that hotel and i found it

  • because of this guy

  • (sarah) that's  a low swing

  • very low down

  • please don't break

  • (sarah) it's pleasant weather (random screech)

  • excuse you who is that oh it's  the pterodactyl on the roof

  • *screams*

  • (sarah) will you do the flying fox?

  • think it's also for children and it if it breaks it's a long fall

  • (sarah) oh here it is

  • yeah no i'm not doing that i think that's for children

  • (sarah) there's a slide too

  • there is a slide

  • sarah went up, where are you?

  • (sarah) I film you oh hi oh hi hello

  • we're going okay

  • *plays jurassic park theme very badly*