tokyo right now we're in kanagawa and  we've come to a dinosaur love hotel!

last time we went to a  

hey last time we went to a love hotel we went to  one with a giant slide inside of the love hotel  

and this time we've come to a dinosaur themed  one uh it looks super fun the decor is amazing  

we're gonna stay overnight which will be really  fun and experience all that the dinosaur love  

hotel has to offer... and i think i'm gonna ride  a dinosaur. Maybe not this guy, but i'll find one!

holy [ __ ]

It's a gold one, it's a gold dinosaur

hello it's voiceover emma here uh basically  we went into the hotel and we checked in,  

and the check-in system was completely  staffless and we could just pick the room  

that we wanted to stay in. We had picked 802  which was 14 600 yen for an overnight stay.

do it oh the light just came on in the  

why does it look like this i'm so scared about  loud noises i was not expecting this kind of vibe

oh my god there's a dinosaur right there

(sarah) Take your suitcase

Oh sh___ my suitcase

Come on get out get out!

oh our room is flashing  there's all these freaky fish

was that a liopleurodon?

is it going to be like this in the room? (sarah) i don't  know.

i'm a little scared its more more like a realistic

experience hotel

(emma)i really  thought it was just gonna be like a few dinosaurs

but this  has been like really scary

okay here we go.

okay everything is dinosaur  free so far

time to take off our shoes

let's go first look at the room i'm nervous i  don't want to be scared by any dinosaurs

oh my god

there's so much going on in this room

i don't  even know where to begin we have a fish tank we have live fish

hi guys hello

and then we have  just a dinosaur with a saddle on it

(sarah) do you want to turn the light on

yeah where is the  where's the lights what is this

oh god blood on the windows

wow usually with love  hotels you know you don't get to open the windows

but this one you get a whole  view we can see mount fuji  

you want to see? there's a very slight outline of  mount fuji right there it looks like there's a red  

button that you press to activate it

should i press it? (sarah) you only live once

here he goes

can it take my body weight is what i'm  wondering because there's a saddle on it so

have people done it on the  dinosaur?

what should we call him

bert

his eye is like not opening fully so  it looks like he's having a great time

and then we have clam bed

something in this  room like the theme is like almost there but this dinosaur really throws it off

and we  have a hammock

and an old-timey telephone

why

is it the dinosaur age telephone?  for dinosaurs?? because it's so old???

please be quiet

okay i'm gonna try to  press it again see if it turns it off

oh [ __ ]

this is gonna go on for so  long (sarah) you have to ride him to stop it

(sarah) it's the only way Emma!

oh god am i really getting  on right now

oh it's really high up oh my god

all right you want to start him

i'm on baby

(sarah) all right you ready? you sure?

let me get  my foot in this in the stirrups i'm ready

please don't fall

oh my god

wow i'm glad it's not like a bucking bull  because this this level is fine for me i'm  

glad you like can't turn up the intensity

emma  and bertasaur where will they go on the next adventure?

emma and b-

*screaming*

HELP ME SARAH

(sarah) What happened???

IT CAME OUT

okay okay

GET ME OFFA THIS THING

get me away from him i don't even want to look  at him

(sarah) it's like the slide, only get one ride

let's never press that button again

ah

sorry i  yelled guys i don't know if they can hear me but

i'm sorry i shouldn't have yelled

(sarah) they're  all looking

yeah they're like

(fish) are you ok man? no one ever rides that thing

thanks for  looking out for me guys i appreciate it

okay now last bit we have left to check out is  the bathroom i guess

what is is this a sauna room??

is there a light flashing? yeah that one  oh what's the button do you want to show

oh youtube? hey if you guys haven't seen  our last video that's not the music

oh god it's so loud how do you  turn it off everybody right now

SHUT UP ITS SO LOUD

HOW DO YOU TURN IT DOWN

WHERES THE SPEAKER

HOW DO YOU STOP IT AHHHHHH

oh my god never mind if you have this in your  

house where the hell is the volume button  let us know in the comments down below  

it's not on the sink

also stone sink nice touch!

what's in here

oh toilet

do you automatically open for me?

(sarah) Where's the dinosaurs

what if we  opened it and that was just a dinosaur inside

so that's fun they also have in here they  have a lying down shower

also these lights

this one's this is huge this is a massive like  jacuzzi tub let's try and find the light switches  

oh this is hold on these are these are the  bathroom lights

(sarah)there's nothing oh that's worse

what

anyway

there's so much to see

uh this is a  massage chair

please don't be dinosaur themed

oh it's so tight on my ass

how many buttons are there

all right um i could do zenshin so whole body?

all right we got the back going

aaaaaaah

oh they have  adult videos

(sarah)that was not what i was gonna ask

have people done it in the chair?

would you recommend  this chair to anyone?

um i've only been on for two minutes

no

okay i found the light switch panel it's  by the bed it's nowhere on the walls

and uh you can turn on the lights from here

really light  up the dinosaur

we're using the old timey phone to yoyoku a bath

(sarah) there's also a toy cover right  there

oh my god

(sarah)is that the toy

(sarah)it is

so i guess that's a quick look at the room for now

and we're gonna go to the leisure space they said there's dinosaurs there

so uh let's see  what they have

more dinos more dinos more dinos

(sarah)this does not look dodgy at all

this is looks so dodgy

i don't like the screaming

there's just a giant t-rex over here and a kid's playground?

so i don't know if they've decided if they're like i think they're family friendly

but also not because there's like a a toy in our room

(sarah) and condoms

and condoms and adult videos so i don't  know if they're fully decided

(sarah) oh you're riding him too?

no that's a baby seat i cannot

(sarah)i'll get  in

no look how small that is that's totally for a baby

legit look at it the size compared to my  hand that's absolutely tiny but if we press it

oh no

actually the way that i found this place,  lil history is i was driving down that road

there's like a highway down  here

and i was like is that a dinosaur?

i looked it up on google maps and i was like  i'm gonna find that hotel and i found it

because of this guy

(sarah) that's  a low swing

very low down

please don't break

(sarah) it's pleasant weather (random screech)

excuse you who is that oh it's  the pterodactyl on the roof

*screams*

(sarah) will you do the flying fox?

i  think it's also for children and it if it breaks it's a long fall

(sarah) oh here it is

yeah no i'm not doing that i think that's for children

(sarah) there's a slide too

there is a slide

sarah went up, where are you?

(sarah) I film you oh hi oh hi hello

we're going okay

*plays jurassic park theme very badly*

that is not correct

(sarah) I actually like the sound of dinosaurs

well, what people thought dinosaurs sounded like

yeah i don't know if we know

maybe they're  like "hello"

we have chilled rawr

we've chilled and we're gonna go back in find some food and some things to do and

yeah get some aircon i think

but this is nice it's been a nice vibe out here

(sarah) yeah good thing we didn't come in the dark

so this is all the free stuff

they have a popcorn bar but it's pretty empty

no icecream :(

(sarah) this is caramel popcorn

oh is it yeah you're just getting in there

is this free? oh you can play  the jurassic park ride for free  

let's do it here we go  jurassic park the arcade game

the next thing on our list is to go to the onsen  they have a rooftop uh rotenburo a a rooftop  

bath and you can uh book it for private sesh  so yeah we're gonna go to the rooftop bath i  

don't know how i feel about taking a hot hot bath  right now but hopefully it's a nice temperature  

and hopefully there's some dinosaurs there

something tells me that's gonna be dinosaurs

okay time for a bath with our bucket of ice

don't ask

that's  where the bath is? we get to take a bath under the trex

(sarah) wait did we lock this?

there we  go safe

(sarah) look at this little guy

hello sir

all right i'm assuming this is  turn it on it's going out of his mouth

this is going to take a while to fill up

come on give us more give us more water

it's actually the perfect weather though it's  so nice i mean it's a little bit humid but  

we can pick the temperature for the uh the bath  so we're going for a little bit cooler than usual  

so would you come here again? i would come here  again i would bring friends because this place  

is awesome and also i think i would recommend it  to people coming to japan who want to experience  

like a crazy love hotel yeah it's not just  like a seedy love hotel (sarah) its not as extreme yeah  

yeah it's like it strikes the balance of like cool  but also like yeah i mean and it's also got kind  

of like a i don't know how to put it like a clunky  vibe like like you know some things it's like what  

but it's it's fun yeah i don't think they have  permission to use any of the jurassic park stuff  

but we have listened to the jurassic park theme  tune so many times it never gets old it's so good  

but yeah we're gonna hang out in the bath and  then afterwards we're gonna finally eat some food  

uh and the the hotel kitchen is open 24 hours  or something so yeah we're just gonna eat  

whatever we want and there's like a bit of free  stuff there's free food and free drinks as well

okay so we just ordered some food and  uh we're now members we got a point card

actually there's a lot of benefits to the point  card um we just got some free food and free drinks  

and you don't have to pay for the point card and  everything just gets better the more that you  

use it (sarah) hopefully there's no catch

i hope there's no  catch it sounds like there should be a catch but he was like no there's no catch

so we're getting  free fries free zaru soba

and drinks two free drinks breakfast free breakfast

it's so good  and discounts on the food

that's so good and the discounts are a lot like

(sarah) like hangaku? (halfprice) yeah yeahand  best delight hotel and spa group hopefully we're not being scammed because that is a good deal

i'll update you guys later if we've been scammed