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hello everybody welcome to sweaty tokyo well technically we're not in
tokyo right now we're in kanagawa and we've come to a dinosaur love hotel!
last time we went to a
hey last time we went to a love hotel we went to one with a giant slide inside of the love hotel
and this time we've come to a dinosaur themed one uh it looks super fun the decor is amazing
we're gonna stay overnight which will be really fun and experience all that the dinosaur love
hotel has to offer... and i think i'm gonna ride a dinosaur. Maybe not this guy, but i'll find one!
holy [ __ ]
It's a gold one, it's a gold dinosaur
hello it's voiceover emma here uh basically we went into the hotel and we checked in,
and the check-in system was completely staffless and we could just pick the room
that we wanted to stay in. We had picked 802 which was 14 600 yen for an overnight stay.
do it oh the light just came on in the
why does it look like this i'm so scared about loud noises i was not expecting this kind of vibe
oh my god there's a dinosaur right there
(sarah) Take your suitcase
Oh sh___ my suitcase
Come on get out get out!
oh our room is flashing there's all these freaky fish
was that a liopleurodon?
is it going to be like this in the room? (sarah) i don't know.
i'm a little scared its more more like a realistic
experience hotel
(emma)i really thought it was just gonna be like a few dinosaurs
but this has been like really scary
okay here we go.
okay everything is dinosaur free so far
time to take off our shoes
let's go first look at the room i'm nervous i don't want to be scared by any dinosaurs
oh my god
there's so much going on in this room
i don't even know where to begin we have a fish tank we have live fish
hi guys hello
and then we have just a dinosaur with a saddle on it
(sarah) do you want to turn the light on
yeah where is the where's the lights what is this
oh god blood on the windows
wow usually with love hotels you know you don't get to open the windows
but this one you get a whole view we can see mount fuji
you want to see? there's a very slight outline of mount fuji right there it looks like there's a red
button that you press to activate it
should i press it? (sarah) you only live once
here he goes
can it take my body weight is what i'm wondering because there's a saddle on it so
have people done it on the dinosaur?
what should we call him
bert
his eye is like not opening fully so it looks like he's having a great time
and then we have clam bed
something in this room like the theme is like almost there but this dinosaur really throws it off
and we have a hammock
and an old-timey telephone
why
is it the dinosaur age telephone? for dinosaurs?? because it's so old???
please be quiet
okay i'm gonna try to press it again see if it turns it off
oh [ __ ]
this is gonna go on for so long (sarah) you have to ride him to stop it
(sarah) it's the only way Emma!
oh god am i really getting on right now
oh it's really high up oh my god
all right you want to start him
i'm on baby
(sarah) all right you ready? you sure?
let me get my foot in this in the stirrups i'm ready
please don't fall
oh my god
wow i'm glad it's not like a bucking bull because this this level is fine for me i'm
glad you like can't turn up the intensity
emma and bertasaur where will they go on the next adventure?
emma and b-
*screaming*
HELP ME SARAH
(sarah) What happened???
IT CAME OUT
okay okay
GET ME OFFA THIS THING
get me away from him i don't even want to look at him
(sarah) it's like the slide, only get one ride
let's never press that button again
ah
sorry i yelled guys i don't know if they can hear me but
i'm sorry i shouldn't have yelled
(sarah) they're all looking
yeah they're like
(fish) are you ok man? no one ever rides that thing
thanks for looking out for me guys i appreciate it
okay now last bit we have left to check out is the bathroom i guess
what is is this a sauna room??
is there a light flashing? yeah that one oh what's the button do you want to show
oh youtube? hey if you guys haven't seen our last video that's not the music
oh god it's so loud how do you turn it off everybody right now
SHUT UP ITS SO LOUD
HOW DO YOU TURN IT DOWN
WHERES THE SPEAKER
HOW DO YOU STOP IT AHHHHHH
oh my god never mind if you have this in your
house where the hell is the volume button let us know in the comments down below
it's not on the sink
also stone sink nice touch!
what's in here
oh toilet
do you automatically open for me?
(sarah) Where's the dinosaurs
what if we opened it and that was just a dinosaur inside
so that's fun they also have in here they have a lying down shower
also these lights
this one's this is huge this is a massive like jacuzzi tub let's try and find the light switches
oh this is hold on these are these are the bathroom lights
(sarah)there's nothing oh that's worse
what
anyway
there's so much to see
uh this is a massage chair
please don't be dinosaur themed
oh it's so tight on my ass
how many buttons are there
all right um i could do zenshin so whole body?
all right we got the back going
aaaaaaah
oh they have adult videos
(sarah)that was not what i was gonna ask
have people done it in the chair?
would you recommend this chair to anyone?
um i've only been on for two minutes
no
okay i found the light switch panel it's by the bed it's nowhere on the walls
and uh you can turn on the lights from here
really light up the dinosaur
we're using the old timey phone to yoyoku a bath
(sarah) there's also a toy cover right there
oh my god
(sarah)is that the toy
(sarah)it is
so i guess that's a quick look at the room for now
and we're gonna go to the leisure space they said there's dinosaurs there
so uh let's see what they have
more dinos more dinos more dinos
(sarah)this does not look dodgy at all
this is looks so dodgy
i don't like the screaming
there's just a giant t-rex over here and a kid's playground?
so i don't know if they've decided if they're like i think they're family friendly
but also not because there's like a a toy in our room
(sarah) and condoms
and condoms and adult videos so i don't know if they're fully decided
(sarah) oh you're riding him too?
no that's a baby seat i cannot
(sarah)i'll get in
no look how small that is that's totally for a baby
legit look at it the size compared to my hand that's absolutely tiny but if we press it
oh no
actually the way that i found this place, lil history is i was driving down that road
there's like a highway down here
and i was like is that a dinosaur?
i looked it up on google maps and i was like i'm gonna find that hotel and i found it
because of this guy
(sarah) that's a low swing
very low down
please don't break
(sarah) it's pleasant weather (random screech)
excuse you who is that oh it's the pterodactyl on the roof
*screams*
(sarah) will you do the flying fox?
i think it's also for children and it if it breaks it's a long fall
(sarah) oh here it is
yeah no i'm not doing that i think that's for children
(sarah) there's a slide too
there is a slide
sarah went up, where are you?
(sarah) I film you oh hi oh hi hello
we're going okay
*plays jurassic park theme very badly*
that is not correct
(sarah) I actually like the sound of dinosaurs
well, what people thought dinosaurs sounded like
yeah i don't know if we know
maybe they're like "hello"
we have chilled rawr
we've chilled and we're gonna go back in find some food and some things to do and
yeah get some aircon i think
but this is nice it's been a nice vibe out here
(sarah) yeah good thing we didn't come in the dark
so this is all the free stuff
they have a popcorn bar but it's pretty empty
no icecream :(
(sarah) this is caramel popcorn
oh is it yeah you're just getting in there
is this free? oh you can play the jurassic park ride for free
let's do it here we go jurassic park the arcade game
the next thing on our list is to go to the onsen they have a rooftop uh rotenburo a a rooftop
bath and you can uh book it for private sesh so yeah we're gonna go to the rooftop bath i
don't know how i feel about taking a hot hot bath right now but hopefully it's a nice temperature
and hopefully there's some dinosaurs there
something tells me that's gonna be dinosaurs
okay time for a bath with our bucket of ice
don't ask
that's where the bath is? we get to take a bath under the trex
(sarah) wait did we lock this?
there we go safe
(sarah) look at this little guy
hello sir
all right i'm assuming this is turn it on it's going out of his mouth
this is going to take a while to fill up
come on give us more give us more water
it's actually the perfect weather though it's so nice i mean it's a little bit humid but
we can pick the temperature for the uh the bath so we're going for a little bit cooler than usual
so would you come here again? i would come here again i would bring friends because this place
is awesome and also i think i would recommend it to people coming to japan who want to experience
like a crazy love hotel yeah it's not just like a seedy love hotel (sarah) its not as extreme yeah
yeah it's like it strikes the balance of like cool but also like yeah i mean and it's also got kind
of like a i don't know how to put it like a clunky vibe like like you know some things it's like what
but it's it's fun yeah i don't think they have permission to use any of the jurassic park stuff
but we have listened to the jurassic park theme tune so many times it never gets old it's so good
but yeah we're gonna hang out in the bath and then afterwards we're gonna finally eat some food
uh and the the hotel kitchen is open 24 hours or something so yeah we're just gonna eat
whatever we want and there's like a bit of free stuff there's free food and free drinks as well
okay so we just ordered some food and uh we're now members we got a point card
actually there's a lot of benefits to the point card um we just got some free food and free drinks
and you don't have to pay for the point card and everything just gets better the more that you
use it (sarah) hopefully there's no catch
i hope there's no catch it sounds like there should be a catch but he was like no there's no catch
so we're getting free fries free zaru soba
and drinks two free drinks breakfast free breakfast
it's so good and discounts on the food
that's so good and the discounts are a lot like
(sarah) like hangaku? (halfprice) yeah yeahand best delight hotel and spa group hopefully we're not being scammed because that is a good deal
i'll update you guys later if we've been scammed
the pizzaaaa
you cleared the table you babe (sarah) mochiron! (of course!)
yummy yummy
this was free and its all discounted omg
a feast a 10 30... 11 p.m feast
i don't even know what a saikoro steak is
but i got saikoro steak curry with rice and we got free potato free soba
free drinks and a normal paid pizza but half price half price all right shall we yeah
itadakimasu
how is it oh it's so good yeah oh actually a little bit spicy
i love that we have an aquarium to our right
and a dinosaur
it's good this pizza is enjoyable awesome see you guys for bedtime
okay sarah's gonna ring the doorbell guess what the doorbell sounds like do it
it sounds like family mart
oh don't you tell me
oh my god
sarah
(sarah) oh my god
(sarah) Emmaaa
what the fu-
yeah this has literally made the entire experience so much worse
so basically in order to open the door you have to call on that phone
and you can't you literally can't open the door without calling them which is
kind of scary but to get to the phone you have to walk around every time we just called her
like hey can we put our dishes out so they can collect they're like yeah put them outside walk
around the door's still locked you have to walk all the way back and [ __ ] call them again it's
this is so brutal here we go here she goes again this has made the experience
(sarah) ruined the dinosaur experience
i've had such a great time with dinosaurs why they got to do this
it is now very much bedtime
i'm ready for a good old sleep in clam bed
i will be stopping filming tonight but tomorrow we do get a free breakfast with our stay because we're members
come sit with me sarah
hello hi what's your review of hotel
artia (sarah) you're reading it off the board
but i literally forgot what it was called
what is your review of hotel artia dinosaur?
(sarah) it's fun it is fun it's family fun most of the time except for the condoms and the
adult toy next to the bed ssssshhh
like i always say i would come back if it was necessary
you do always say that
and as always thank you for being with me you made the experience very wonderful
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jyaaaaaa ne (see ya!)
*sings jurassic park theme*