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  • [music playing]

  • Where's Spot?

  • [crying]

  • What the?

  • Puppies.

  • You did it, boy! Oh, I'm so glad you're okay!

  • Wait. Is that my good dinner jacket?

  • Oh, who cares about a dinner jacket?

  • Aw, look at the little puppies!

  • Yeesh. Calm down, Karen.

  • You don't want to blow out your motherboard.

  • Oh, I'm gonna name you Steven and Karen and Clayton

  • and Vincent and- cute overload.

  • [babbling]

  • [babbling]

  • [groaning]

  • This is my life from now on, huh?

  • [laughing]

  • Just call me SpongeBob WormPants,

  • cause that's all I am, just an apartment for worms.

  • [laughing]

  • There you go.

  • Come again, sir.

  • SpongeBob, what's going on in here? Huh?

  • [barking]

  • [barking]

  • Hey there, little guy.

  • [barking]

  • Looks like we have a winner.

  • Oh, so cute.

  • What you gonna call him? He looks like a Spot to me.

  • [growling]

  • That name provokes a violent reaction. Spot, it is.

  • [barking]

  • Sorry about this, barnacles, but it's spring cleaning time.

  • I forgive you.

  • I take it back!

  • [screaming]

  • [laughing]

  • Hold this. Eeh. [gasping]

  • You're not small like me, shorty.

  • I am a towering half a millimeter taller than you.

  • [laughing] I win!

  • [laughing]

  • Hooray!

  • - I'll get that. - Don't touch that!

  • Oops.

  • Hey, it's my little urchin friend.

  • Aw, hey, little guy, don't cry.

  • Your old pal, WheeBob will get you out of there.

  • [grunting]

  • [grunting]

  • Little urchin, you are free to go.

  • [screaming]

  • Cousin Blackjack?

  • In the living flesh!

  • [grunting]

  • [laughing]

  • [laughing] That tickles!

  • Just like the old days, eh, cousin?

  • Yeah, BlackJack, you haven't changed a bit.

  • [grunting]

  • [grunting]

  • [snoring]

  • Yeah, Squidward, extra mayo. I heard ya.

  • [growling]

  • [crying]

  • [growling] Great. Here we go with the crying.

  • Will you please hush that thing up?

  • Oh. [unintelligible]

  • [crying]

  • [growling] Hmm?

  • [cooing]

  • There you go. All better.

  • Wow, how did you do that so fast?

  • Simple, I just typed 4-4-4-5 in his cute little keyboard.

  • I don't get it.

  • Shh!

  • [groaning]

  • Wait, I think I might have a problem.

  • [crying]

  • Yep, that's it, all right. Hold on just one second.

  • Here he is, good as new.

  • How did you know?

  • Well, how do you think?

  • And I've been doing it all by myself for almost a year.

  • Wow, I'm sure glad you're here.

  • 10-30, 10-30, 10-38.

  • [sucking]

  • [snoring]

  • [worms sucking]

  • [meowing]

  • horn blowing]

  • [worms sucking]

  • Hooray, Gary, we're finally huge.

  • [worms sucking]

  • [slurping]

  • [belching]

  • Oh.... nematodes.

  • And now the couple will exchange their vows.

  • Eugene, you have everything I ever wanted in a man.

  • An exoskeleton, freakishly long eye stalks

  • and the secret Krabby Patty formula.

  • [audience] Awe.

  • Casheta, you came into my life,

  • when I thought I'd live the rest of it alone.

  • You showed me once and for all

  • that while money can't buy you love, it can give you love.

  • Awe.

  • You may now kiss the bride.

  • [cheering]

  • [humming]

  • There we go.

  • Uh-huh. Perfect temperature.

  • Time to eat, my little snaily poos.

  • Love ya, little cuties.

  • So... I-I guess I'll be going then.

  • Oh. [chuckles]

  • Oh.

  • [groaning]

  • Tell me more about my fishy friend.

  • Oh, wait, I'll put you on speakerphone.

  • Ah, the lobster. The cockroach of the sea

  • Skittering across the ocean floor.

  • The lobster sheds its skin once a week.

  • [grunting]

  • And then eats it.

  • Now that's what I call recycling, huh, Frenchy?

  • Ah, notice the scavenger crab eating garbage

  • unaware he is being stalked by his natural predator,

  • the puffer fish.

  • Oh, no, you don't.

  • Ow!

  • I knew I was gonna have to separate you two.

  • You're welcome, Mr. Krabs.

  • [laughing]

  • Ouch!

  • Youch!

  • Ah, observe how the hungry sea star ejects

  • his own stomach from his body in order to eat his meal,

  • where the primitive sea sponge filters nutrients and oxygen

  • from bacteria particles.

  • [screaming]

  • [laughing]

  • [laughing] Yeah!

  • [laughing]

  • - Wow. - Amazing.

  • Jellyfishing, yeah!

  • Dudes, now we get it. These spots are way extreme.

  • And itchy.

  • [babbling]

  • [screaming]

  • [screaming]

  • [groaning]

  • [grunting]

  • Ya don't see that every day.

  • I declare war on bunnies.

  • Huh?

  • [meowing] Now, I'm hearing things.

  • If only I could see you one more time

  • so I could tell you how much I love you.

  • If only I could hear you meow one last time.

  • Meow.

  • Yeah, like that.

  • [purring]

  • Gary, you're purring is making it hard to forget you. Gary!

  • Oh, Gary!

  • So, did you hear any of that, or do I have to repeat myself?

  • - [meowing] - Okay, good.

  • I promise, Gary,

  • things are gonna be different between you and I.

  • You'll see, pal.

  • Now let's go home and get you something to eat.

  • You must be starving.

  • [Gary sighing]

[music playing]

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