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  • So you're going on a job interview.

  • Step 1: Delete Facebook

  • Done! Now I’m off to become doctor.

  • No, you gotta be qualified for the job you want.

  • But I want to be doctor!

  • Then you gotta go to school for like 14 more years.

  • Be qualified!

  • Think about your last job interview.

  • Thank you Sky High Air Tours!

  • You would not regret hiring me.

  • Start

  • Hurray!

  • Not again!

  • Crap

  • But, let’s assume you know what youre doing

  • and get qualified for the job you want.

  • And get set!

  • Get your resume set!

  • Here’s mine!

  • No! This is 30 pages long!

  • Make it one page and keep it simple.

  • Got it!

  • A good resume has your background info and skills.

  • But don’t put in everything.

  • No one cares if youre a prom king.

  • Unless your job interview is for a prom king.

  • Here is resume!

  • No! You wrote this in crayon!

  • But you said keep it simple!

  • A good resume has to be presentable.

  • Got it!

  • That means no typos and easy to read.

  • But not too easy to read.

  • Don’t just writehodorover and over again.

  • Unless youre applying for a job carrying around a psychic kid with no legs.

  • Here is resume!

  • There are no typos and it’s easy to read!

  • This just says, “My name is MARIO”.

  • But I have no background or skills!

  • Just print out my resume and put your name on it.

  • Got it!

  • For the record, you should never do that.

  • But we never get through this video otherwise.

  • It’s time to go to your interview.

  • Just follow the four B’s.

  • Well, like the Beattles?

  • Get back in the shower!

  • The four B’s

  • Number one: Be clean

  • Mario smells really bad so I have to take him in a shower.

  • And now he can go the his job interview clean, confident and prepared.

  • Okay! Got my resume, I took my shower, what am I forgetting?

  • You forgot the second B!

  • Be clothed!

  • I’m wearing clothes!

  • Wear appropriate clothes.

  • Like a suit or something

  • Be on time!

  • That’s the third B!

  • What are you doing here?

  • Isn’t your interview happening right now?

  • Is it?

  • And the final B!

  • Be polite.

  • I can do that!

  • SayThank youwhen it’s over.

  • Got it!

  • I must say I’m good, Sir. It smells like a cat died in here.

  • Would you care to say grace before I begin my lunch?

  • Your suit is quite impressive.

  • Where ever did you get it?

  • Mrs. Wilkinsonton?

  • Goodbye! Don’t forget say thank you.

  • Thank you.

  • Congratulations! By some miracles, your new job likes you.

  • Now, go back for your second interview.

  • Not! I did so well in my first interview.

  • I don’t have to.

  • No, no matter how well you did if you don’t show up for your second interview,

  • you won’t get the job!

  • Nuhh! I’m going to take midday.

  • But you have no job!

  • What does that supposed to mean?

  • That means everyday is a yield day.

  • Oh! Stop judging me!

  • Congratulations! You got the job!

  • I got the job! Then what?

  • Now you get to go back in your suit and never say anything inappropriate

  • for 8-12 hours a day, every day for the rest of your life.

  • Or at least until youre too old to enjoy all the money you made.

  • Screw that!

  • Where are you going?

  • I’m going to the dumpsite to find something to eat.

  • (gorillas singing)

So you're going on a job interview.

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