at least his 10th pineapple?

Lies!

[gasping]

Okay, I'll prove it.

With this complete timeline of SpongeBob's house.

SpongeBob's pineapple wasn't always under the sea,

since at the beginning, it actually fell off a boat.

[sighing]

Okay.

Well, that's every available house in Bikini Bottom.

My secret garden is finally done.

Oh, yeah, I forgot about that one.

It's beautiful.

I'll take it!

But not too long after that,

his first house was drunk by a bunch of nematodes.

[slurping]

Hooray, Gary! We're finally huge!

[slurping]

[meowing]

Huh? Wait a minute!

Oh no!

[slurping]

Oh dear.

[meowing]

[slurping]

[burping]

Thankfully, they left a seed

that grew into SpongeBob's second pineapple.

Well, Squidward, this is goodbye.

Goodbye, SpongeBob. Goodbye.

Goodbye, SpongeBob. Bye, bye, bye.

Goodbye, SpongeBob. Ha!

Goodbye. Goodbye.

[crying]

Come on, SpongeBob.

Bye, Patrick.

Goodbye, Bikini Bottom.

Whoa!

[crying]

SpongeBob is leaving. He leaving, he leaving!

La, la, la, la!

[laughing]

He's leaving!

SpongeBob is leaving. He's leaving!

My house is back!

On Opposite Day, SpongeBob didn't take his house apart.

Isn't it beautiful?

On Opposite Day it is.

But Squidward put it back together again.

Out of the way, SpongeBob!

After that, SpongeBob's pineapple had a bit of bad luc.

First, being half eaten by an Alaskan Bullworm.

Wha?

Then, blown up.

This patty will self-destruct in 10 seconds.

[screaming]

Get rid of it, Patrick!

That's gonna leave a mark.

Patrick's song was so bad,

SpongeBob's house actually melted.

♪ This song is over, Except for this round ♪

♪ You win this round ♪

♪ Broccoli ♪

That was awesome!

Did you like it or did you really, really like it?

Oh give me your completely honest opinion

of how great it was!

Oh.

Um.

How do I put this delicately?

That was the best song I ever heard!

But that bad luck finally ran out

when his house was converted into the secret Krusty Krab.

So, would you like to secret size that for two dollars more?

Of course.

Hey, Squidwart.

You haven't seen any sign of the... you know...

the cops, have you?

Did you just call me Squidwart?

Okay. Thanks. I'm gonna go see how SpongeBob's doing.

And then was renovated into something more normal.

And what the heck is that?

Whose house is this?

Hi. How are you?

Some unexpected wealth

let SpongeBob expand his pineapple into a mansion.

Hmm. Yes?

Uh.

I'm here to see SpongeBob.

And are you on the guest list, sir?

I don't think so. Normally, I...

Well, then I'm afraid I can't let you in, sir.

Good day, sir.

Good day.

Uh.

Your shoe's untied.

Oh. Why, so it is.

Guh.

Thank you, sir.

And I said, go ahead, let's go right now!

I got too much hair anyways.

[laughing]

- SpongeBob! SpongeBob! - That's my name.

Don't wear it out.

[laughing]

But the bad luck came back and SpongeBob's house

was destroyed five more times.

First, by Squidward.

[gasping]

Then, Patrick's sister.

That'll teach those meanies.

Then, a storm.

Go!

[crying]

Then, of course, a giant Krabby Patty.

When SpongeBob's pineapple started rotting away,

his friends helped him rebuild it.

Just not a home without a rock to sleep under.

So, what do you think, SpongeBob?

Well, here it is, Gary, our new home.

Hmm. This must be Patrick's contribution to the living room.

Hey! Vintage condiment jugs.

Thank you, Mr. Krabs.

Ewe!

[screaming]

Gary, where's the sink?

[screaming]

Gary, I don't think that was a sink.

Thanks for the futuristic bathroom, Sandy.

[meowing]

Well, it isn't exactly home sweet pineapple,

but I suppose it could be much worse.

We still have a roof over our heads and food on the table.

Hey, that reminds me!

You still haven't eaten today, have you?

Sorry, buddy. You must be famished.

[meowing]

Ah! I'm unravelling!

Though, the can did most of the work.

I completely forgot to feed you.

Here you go, buddy.

Furnished pineapple in a can.

Oh, Gary, you are the best!

[laughing]

After that, Gary accidentally set the house on fire.

And then Patrick ate it.

Sorry, Squidward, but this is my house now.

But even after 75 years,

SpongeBob's pineapple is still there.

That was the story of the great train keeper.

Didn't you find it exciting?

Shh! I just beat my high score!

Oh yeah!

Eh. Kids today.

I love this old pineapple.

We've had a lot of good times together.

Wee!

[laughing]

[laughing]