(gentle piano music)

Rubber ducky

♪ Rubber ducky it is a connection ♪

♪ It doesn't have to be a tubby session yeah ♪

♪ Take my day from zero to 11 yeah ♪

♪ Vo do dee oh you are ♪

Oh, no, not this song again.

♪ With me on the street everyday ♪

♪ Speaking in your own special way ♪

♪ That sound I wanna hear it's squeaky ♪

♪ Squeaky ♪

Hey Bert, what sound does a duck make?

(rubber duck quacking)

It goes quack, actually.

Quack.

♪ El patito ♪

- That's Spanish for Rubber Duckie.

(singing in foreign language)

Duckie I am so lucky.

♪ No matter where we go ♪

♪ You and I we both know ♪

♪ We're there for each other ♪

♪ So happy together ♪

♪ You might even say we're two birds of a feather ♪

- Ernie, you are not a bird and he is made of rubber.

- It's a figure of speech, Bert.

♪ Duckie I'm so lucky ♪

♪ Rubber dubber dubby ♪

(singing in foreign language)

♪ Squeeze you and squeeze you ♪

♪ I know it doesn't phase you the sound my duckie plays ♪

♪ Oh raise your hands up ♪

♪ Let's hear what rubber duckie says ♪

♪ "El patito" ♪

Rubber duckie.

(singing in foreign language)

(quacking sounds)

(people laughing)

Nice.

♪ El patito ♪

(Bert humming)

- Hey, that song's actually pretty catchy.

(gentle music)

(upbeat beats)

♪ Now this is a song ♪

♪ All about how my life got flipped ♪

♪ Turned up by brow ♪

What, what?

I didn't mean literally.

♪ It won't take long just a minute you'll see ♪

♪ We'll tell you how we became ♪

♪ Bert and Ernie ♪

- Ernie, help.

(upbeat music)

♪ On Sesame street born and raised ♪

♪ Learning letters numbers singing sunny days ♪

♪ Growing up moving flying the coop ♪

♪ Said bye bye to my mommy off to one to three stoop ♪

(upbeat music)

♪ There I met a grouch who didn't smell too good ♪

♪ Told me to leave the neighborhood ♪

♪ It was then I remembered what my mom used to say ♪

♪ Keep your head up be kind and you'll find your way ♪

♪ I said hello when I got near he said ♪

♪ Oh what's that I got a banana in my ear ♪

♪ Wanna be friends who laugh learn and share ♪

♪ Ernie pointed to the seat and said ♪

♪ Sit right there ♪

(upbeat music)

♪ Showed him a paperclips piece on they weren't great ♪

♪ Introduced them to rubber ducky as our new roommate ♪

♪ One half of a whole one part of a pair ♪

♪ Here's the story of how he became Ernie and Bert ♪

♪ Put it there ♪

(Bert and Ernie laughing)

- Bert that's was terrific.

Hey, let's go again again.

- Again!

What do you mean?

- Hold on rubber duckie.

- No no no no no no no no.

(Bert screams)

- [Announcer] The following preview has been rated

SC for self-control.

(logo thuds)

A long time ago in a cookies and milky way galaxy

far far away, "Star S'mores."

The frightning story of a princess taken prisoner,

by the Evil Galactic Empire.

- Help, I've been taken prisoner

by the Evil Galactic Empire.

- [Announcer] And of the unlikely heroes

who must rescue her,

there's the young Luke PI Walker.

- I won't fail you Princess Parfait.

- [Announcer] The mischievous but lovable Flan Sobo.

- And don't forget ruggishly handsome.

- [Announcer] With his loyal partner Shui, the cookie.

- What?

Whoa, whoa, hey, whoa.

Stop the music.

We can't have cookie for partner.

- Why not?

- This why not.

Cookie!

Chewy crunchy food.

(actors struggling)

- You can't eat your partner,

you'll have to control yourself

or we'll never get to the princess.

- Control meself, how?

- [Announcer] Watch as our hero seek the advice

of their wise and wrinkled mentor Only One Cannoli.

- Help me Only One Cannoli, you me only hope.

- He needs to control himself and not eat his partner

who happens to be a cookie Only One.

- Yeah, yeah, you got strategy for that?

- Use the four.

- Sorry use the what?

- The four.

When you start to lose control, stop and count to four.

It will help you calm down.

Remember the four will be with you always.

- Oh, hey, that sound like good strategy

to help control meself around, cookie.

- Whoa you're losing control.

Remember, use the four.

- Yeah, right me stop and count.

One, two, three, four.

- Do you feel calmer now?

- Yes the power of four is strong,

but the power of Cookie is stronger.

Cookie.

(Flan struggling)

- No, he needs to try another strategy.

- [Announcer] You'll get goosebumps

when they seek out their wiser

and even more wrinkled mentor, Groda.

- More wrinkled?

When 900 years old, you reach, look as cute, you will not.

- Hey he remind me of somebody, but who?

- Master Groda, my friend needs another strategy

to help control himself.

- Strategy?

Singing a little do to you must.

Yes sing.

- Well, how is singing helped me control meself?

- Helps take your mind off the, you know what?

- You know what?

Oh, you mean Cookie.

- Flan stop, try the new strategy.

- There is no try, only sing.

(Groda humming)

- Okay, me sing.

♪ Twinkle twinkle little star ship ♪

- I think the singing strategies, helping to distract Flan.

♪ Up up the world so high ♪

♪ Like a cookie in ♪

- Cookie.

(Flan shouting)

- Oh no, that strategy didn't work.

How will we rescue the princess now?

- [Announcer] You'll feel the tension

as our heroes come face to face with the ultimate villan.

- I find your lack of control disturbing.

- Darth Baker.

- What we do now?

- I don't know, we're all out of mentors.

If only my father we're here.

- Luke, I am you have your father.

- What?

- Interesting twist.

- Father, I feel the good in you.

Give us a new strategy.

- That's easy, just stop

and pretend the Cookie is something else.

Something you