Oh, boy 3:00 a.m.

[sighing]

My favorite time of the day.

Breakfast and a little morning television.

And now live from Bikini Botto, it's Bikini Bottom Live.

[ringing]

Oh, my God. I'm late. I'm late. I'm late!

Howdy, Patrick.

Hey, SpongeBob, Gareth.

What are you doing here?

You don't have a pet.

Unpotentially, I'm just here for the free samples.

You can really taste the gourmet.

Oh, thank you, ma'am.

I may consider purchasing this brand for my worms.

Want some?

No thanks, just had breakfast.

[groaning]

What's gotten into you?

Oh. Oh, no.

What's happening to me?!

I think I can explain.

Yes, I've seen this one before.

It's a common symptom.

Patrick is suffering from Krabby Patty withdrawal.

He needs one, or he'll keep mumbling about it

for the next three and a half minutes.

Ooh, he needs one, eh?

Me thinks a paying customer's in our midst.

Patrick, how's a Krabby Patty with extra cheese sound?

[barking] Give me!

Not yet. First I have to know, can you pay for it?

Oh, yeah, I can pay for it.

Good boy.

[sighing]

Ten seconds later...

My good man, how ya doing?

G... good.

Excellent. Now, let's get down to business.

What's that?

- It's your bill. - I don't have any money.

What? I thought you said you could pay for it.

Oh, I'm paying for it all right. [belching]

Non-paying customer!

[alarm sounding]

Huh?

You're gonna pay one way or another.

Alright, Patrick, if you're not gonna pay

for your food with money, you're gonna pay

with hard physical labor.

I want you to swab the latrine.

I'll be back in a while to check up on ya.

Bottom-feeding nuisance.

No problem.

♪ Tra-la-la-la-la Work, work, work, work ♪

So, Patrick, how are ya...?

[gasps] What in blazes did you do?

I accidentally tried the hand soap.

It doesn't taste as good as it smells.

[growling]

My tummy is still lonely.

[sniffing]

Oh, silly me, I forgot the napkin.

And now, an elegant meal for an elegant person.

[slurping]

I am... quite refined.

Patrick Star isn't moving.

He seems stuck at the gate.

What are you doing, Patrick?

Don't make me charge you for those patties too!

McNulty's pressing forward.

Looks like this is gonna be a blowout!

Patrick, I believe in you, Patrick.

But what? Patrick Star is on the move

and patties are starting to disappear.

Look at that little sea star eat.

He's inching closer to McNulty.

But it looks like McNulty can feel the heat.

Never has there been a more prodigious display

of competitive eating.

The amount of patties being considered astounding.

And now, yes, yes,

Patrick Star has matched Oswald McNulty!

And they are tied as they come in

to the home stretch! Both eaters are now so full

they can barely eat but eat they do.

Oh, may I help you?

I was just finishing up in the bathroom.

Hello, welcome to the neighborhood.

Don't mind us.

Mm.

Is this sand?

Pamper sand, from my hamper.

Eh.

Yeah, stranger, we got a nice little town here.

Thanks to the Junior Crime Breakers,

and we're always looking for new members.

You look pretty fit.

SpongeBob, he's not putting out any snacks for us.

Oh, sorry, how rude of me.

Mm. Hmm. Ooh, all I have is this pie.

Don't mind if I do.

Get your fancy foods here!

Delicious.

I love delicious stuff. My turn.

Yummy.

[laughing]

Uh, hey, uh, SpongeBob,

that sure is a lot of food you got there.

It's a gift from the magic conch.

Everything sure looks delicious.

Oh, smoked sausage is my favorite.

[sniffing]

[grunting]

Hey, you got your elbow in my ribs.

Ew.

Patrick.

And stop sniffing in my potato salad.

[growling]

Ooh! Ooh, Ooh!

There you are, pocket taco.

Mm mm.

Just like the astronauts eat.

Patrick to SpongeBob,

Patrick to SpongeBob, do you read me? Over.

[imitates static noise]

SpongeBob to Patrick, I read you. Over.

[imitates static noise]

Patrick to SpongeBob,

I like going [imitates static noise]

Over.

[imitates static noise] SpongeBob to Patrick.

[imitates static noise] Me too.

[imitates static noise]

SpongeBob to Patrick, help yourself. Over.

Yummy.

Patrick to SpongeBob, the deliciousness has landed.