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  • Oh, no, where are those patties? Oh, no. Nuh-uh.

  • Ah, there you are patty. Add one fluffy bun like so

  • and a squirt of special sauce.

  • [laughing]

  • Special sauce. Wait. Soap is their special sauce?

  • And ya grab yourself some lettuce.

  • And voilà, one perfect Krabby Patty.

  • I only wish I could see how beautiful it looks.

  • Number 17, your patty is ready.

  • Whoa! Watch your step, Squidward.

  • It is pitch black out here.

  • Don't know, don't want to.

  • Mm-hmm.

  • [grunting]

  • Oops, forgot the cheese.

  • Oh! Patrick! Patrick, help!

  • [mumbling]

  • Huh?

  • Oh! I'm coming, buddy!

  • [panting]

  • It's okay, Mr Krabs, they're not hurting me.

  • Son, you gotta understand.

  • I can't have you work here

  • in your present filthy conditieron.

  • Oh, that's the last straw!

  • - Mr. Squid--! - On it, sir.

  • Hasta la vista, worm boy.

  • And don't come back until you're dewormed!

  • Huh?

  • Well, it's about time.

  • [screaming]

  • [screaming]

  • This is ridiculous!

  • Is this a restaurant or a garage?!

  • What happened? What is it?

  • Peas, made in the old fashion way.

  • Mr. Krabs, you got to take 'em out of the-

  • Holy fish paste! What is that?!

  • That's the appetizer.

  • But I thought you said you were the head chef

  • on the SS Gourmet?

  • Did I say that?

  • No. I cleaned the bathrooms on the Gourmet.

  • I was the head chef on the SS Diarrhea.

  • Order up, Squidward.

  • All right.

  • [buzzing]

  • Uh, SpongeBob, can I get one with less... fog?

  • Sorry, Squidward, Mr. Krabs' orders.

  • Whatever. There you are, sir, one Krabby Patty.

  • [sniffing, screaming]

  • [snoring]

  • [meowing]

  • [snoring]

  • What in Poseidon's beard?

  • Oh, good morning, Mr. Krabs.

  • It's not a good morning. First, you're late for days,

  • and now, you destroyed me kitchen!

  • How's this, Squidward?!

  • Looking good.

  • You mean, looking bad.

  • Enjoy our fine decor.

  • Next time, I'm picking the restaurant.

  • [gasping] What the?

  • [buzzing]

  • Thanks, SpongeBob!

  • If I could reach, I'd do it myself.

  • [screaming]

  • [screaming]

  • Me customers!

  • [crying] Gone. Gone.

  • Only wanted... was to give me... their money.

  • [crying]

  • SpongeBob!

  • Pack your bags, boy, you're moving out!

  • [buzzing]

  • [sniffing]

  • [screaming] Urchin!

  • That's no urchin, it's a Krabby Patty.

  • Yuck. A rotten Krabby Patty.

  • Wait Squidward!

  • You can't throw out a Krabby Patty.

  • That is just wrong.

  • But this one is rotten.

  • Oh, simple Squidward,

  • no Krabby Patty can ever truly be rotten.

  • Here, look.

  • [music playing]

  • [music playing]

  • Top of the morning to ya.

  • [laughing]

  • [music playing]

  • [meowing]

  • [music playing]

  • Krusty Krab, SpongeBob speaking.

  • [laughing]

  • [ringing]

  • Gary, is that you?

  • Gary, I know you're there. I can hear you breathing.

  • Oh! Holy mother of all creatures great and small!

  • It's the largest Krabby Patty the world has ever seen!

  • It's... it's... gorgeous...

  • Oh, great patty! Take me! Take me home, daddy!

  • [screaming]

  • Keep running, it's getting closer!

  • No, it isn't! Look! Where I'm pointing! It stopped!

  • Hey, he's right!

  • [dinging]

  • [screaming]

  • You feeling okay?

  • Cause there's sesame seeds growing out of your back.

  • [grunting]

  • [groaning]

  • What's going on?

  • Oh. I never shoulda eaten four.

  • [grunting]

  • [grunting]

  • The new patties, they're making everyone change!

  • One Krabby Meal served

  • with extra sanitary foot service.

  • You're hot, steamy, juicy Krabby Patty.

  • And a large drink.

  • Enjoy.

  • Hey, is my food here yet?

  • Here, you can have mine.

  • One super hot and delicious custom order Krabby Patty

  • with extra sauce, my lord.

  • Served directly to your waiting...

  • head and neck area.

  • Sir, please. I am so sorry.

  • Where I'm from "sorry" don't cut it.

  • We settle things in a different kind of way.

  • No!

  • No! No!

  • [screaming]

  • Run for your lives, everyone! It's the appetizer!

  • [screaming]

  • [sighing] And there it is.

  • You're Krabby Patty Meal, sir.

  • Huh? Ew! Fingernails?

  • Ew.

  • That's worse than a hair!

  • [screaming]

  • Ew!

  • Monster Krabby Patty?

  • Monster Krabby Patty?

  • Monster Krabby Patty?

  • Oh, dear Neptune.

  • Oh, boy.

  • We can do this. At the count of three, we flip.

  • Ready? One, two, three!

  • Spat?

  • [screaming]

  • [crying]

  • [crying]

  • I got some fresh ingredients for our new Krabby Soup.

  • A half eaten Krabby Patty... two moldy pickles...

  • and some smashed potatoes that look like Squidward.

  • Mr. Krabs, did you get those ingredients

  • from the trash?

  • [gasping] Of course not.

  • That wouldn't be legal.

  • I intercepted these items on their way to the trash.

  • I want everybody in Bikini Bottom to buy my soup.

  • If that imposter wants a Krabby Patty,

  • then by Neptune, we'll give him one.

  • You're dancing with the crab man now.

  • Join me, boy, or you're fired!

  • It doesn't seem right.

  • But it feels so good.

  • Seahorse radish:

  • the gnarliest stuff in the ocean.

  • Oh, hold on, I've got a jar

  • of toenail clippings in my office!

  • Oops, I dropped it in the toilet!

  • Well, fish it out, and I'll dry it

  • with me gym socks!

  • Why, that's the most diabolical Krabby Patty ever spawned!

  • I call it the 'Nasty Patty'.

  • [laughing]

  • SpongeBob, get those seven orders

  • of Wow Soup out to table three pronto!