Placeholder Image

Subtitles section Play video

  • Oh, no, where are those patties? Oh, no. Nuh-uh.

  • Ah, there you are patty. Add one fluffy bun like so

  • and a squirt of special sauce.

  • [laughing]

  • Special sauce. Wait. Soap is their special sauce?

  • And ya grab yourself some lettuce.

  • And voilà, one perfect Krabby Patty.

  • I only wish I could see how beautiful it looks.

  • Number 17, your patty is ready.

  • Whoa! Watch your step, Squidward.

  • It is pitch black out here.

  • Don't know, don't want to.

  • Mm-hmm.

  • [grunting]

  • Oops, forgot the cheese.

  • Oh! Patrick! Patrick, help!

  • [mumbling]

  • Huh?

  • Oh! I'm coming, buddy!

  • [panting]

  • It's okay, Mr Krabs, they're not hurting me.

  • Son, you gotta understand.

  • I can't have you work here

  • in your present filthy conditieron.

  • Oh, that's the last straw!

  • - Mr. Squid--! - On it, sir.

  • Hasta la vista, worm boy.

  • And don't come back until you're dewormed!

  • Huh?

  • Well, it's about time.

  • [screaming]

  • [screaming]

  • This is ridiculous!

  • Is this a restaurant or a garage?!

  • What happened? What is it?

  • Peas, made in the old fashion way.

  • Mr. Krabs, you got to take 'em out of the-

  • Holy fish paste! What is that?!

  • That's the appetizer.

  • But I thought you said you were the head chef

  • on the SS Gourmet?

  • Did I say that?

  • No. I cleaned the bathrooms on the Gourmet.

  • I was the head chef on the SS Diarrhea.

  • Order up, Squidward.

  • All right.

  • [buzzing]

  • Uh, SpongeBob, can I get one with less... fog?

  • Sorry, Squidward, Mr. Krabs' orders.

  • Whatever. There you are, sir, one Krabby Patty.

  • [sniffing, screaming]

  • [snoring]

  • [meowing]

  • [snoring]

  • What in Poseidon's beard?

  • Oh, good morning, Mr. Krabs.

  • It's not a good morning. First, you're late for days,

  • and now, you destroyed me kitchen!

  • How's this, Squidward?!

  • Looking good.

  • You mean, looking bad.

  • Enjoy our fine decor.

  • Next time, I'm picking the restaurant.

  • [gasping] What the?

  • [buzzing]

  • Thanks, SpongeBob!

  • If I could reach, I'd do it myself.

  • [screaming]

  • [screaming]

  • Me customers!

  • [crying] Gone. Gone.

  • Only wanted... was to give me... their money.

  • [crying]

  • SpongeBob!

  • Pack your bags, boy, you're moving out!

  • [buzzing]

  • [sniffing]

  • [screaming] Urchin!

  • That's no urchin, it's a Krabby Patty.

  • Yuck. A rotten Krabby Patty.

  • Wait Squidward!

  • You can't throw out a Krabby Patty.

  • That is just wrong.

  • But this one is rotten.

  • Oh, simple Squidward,

  • no Krabby Patty can ever truly be rotten.

  • Here, look.

  • [music playing]

  • [music playing]

  • Top of the morning to ya.

  • [laughing]

  • [music playing]

  • [meowing]

  • [music playing]

  • Krusty Krab, SpongeBob speaking.

  • [laughing]

  • [ringing]

  • Gary, is that you?

  • Gary, I know you're there. I can hear you breathing.

  • Oh! Holy mother of all creatures great and small!

  • It's the largest Krabby Patty the world has ever seen!

  • It's... it's... gorgeous...

  • Oh, great patty! Take me! Take me home, daddy!

  • [screaming]

  • Keep running, it's getting closer!

  • No, it isn't! Look! Where I'm pointing! It stopped!

  • Hey, he's right!

  • [dinging]

  • [screaming]

  • You feeling okay?

  • Cause there's sesame seeds growing out of your back.

  • [grunting]

  • [groaning]

  • What's going on?

  • Oh. I never shoulda eaten four.

  • [grunting]

  • [grunting]

  • The new patties, they're making everyone change!

  • One Krabby Meal served

  • with extra sanitary foot service.

  • You're hot, steamy, juicy Krabby Patty.

  • And a large drink.

  • Enjoy.

  • Hey, is my food here yet?

  • Here, you can have mine.

  • One super hot and delicious custom order Krabby Patty

  • with extra sauce, my lord.

  • Served directly to your waiting...

  • head and neck area.

  • Sir, please. I am so sorry.

  • Where I'm from "sorry" don't cut it.

  • We settle things in a different kind of way.

  • No!

  • No! No!

  • [screaming]

  • Run for your lives, everyone! It's the appetizer!

  • [screaming]

  • [sighing] And there it is.

  • You're Krabby Patty Meal, sir.

  • Huh? Ew! Fingernails?

  • Ew.

  • That's worse than a hair!

  • [screaming]

  • Ew!

  • Monster Krabby Patty?

  • Monster Krabby Patty?

  • Monster Krabby Patty?

  • Oh, dear Neptune.

  • Oh, boy.

  • We can do this. At the count of three, we flip.

  • Ready? One, two, three!

  • Spat?

  • [screaming]

  • [crying]

  • [crying]

  • I got some fresh ingredients for our new Krabby Soup.

  • A half eaten Krabby Patty... two moldy pickles...

  • and some smashed potatoes that look like Squidward.

  • Mr. Krabs, did you get those ingredients

  • from the trash?

  • [gasping] Of course not.

  • That wouldn't be legal.

  • I intercepted these items on their way to the trash.

  • I want everybody in Bikini Bottom to buy my soup.

  • If that imposter wants a Krabby Patty,

  • then by Neptune, we'll give him one.

  • You're dancing with the crab man now.

  • Join me, boy, or you're fired!

  • It doesn't seem right.

  • But it feels so good.

  • Seahorse radish:

  • the gnarliest stuff in the ocean.

  • Oh, hold on, I've got a jar

  • of toenail clippings in my office!

  • Oops, I dropped it in the toilet!

  • Well, fish it out, and I'll dry it

  • with me gym socks!

  • Why, that's the most diabolical Krabby Patty ever spawned!

  • I call it the 'Nasty Patty'.

  • [laughing]

  • SpongeBob, get those seven orders

  • of Wow Soup out to table three pronto!

  • We gotta keep these customers happy

  • or Plankton'll steal 'em back!

  • [groaning]

  • Are you going to eat that?

  • It was supposed to be going to table three.

  • Perfect.

  • Lunch is served.

  • [groaning]

  • Eat up, kids.

  • [groaning]

  • Ah.

  • [groaning] Why am I so itchy?

  • No. [screaming]

Oh, no, where are those patties? Oh, no. Nuh-uh.

Subtitles and vocabulary

Click the word to look it up Click the word to find further inforamtion about it

B1 SpongeBob patty krabby krabby patty screaming squidward

How NOT To Make a Krabby Patty! ? | SpongeBob

  • 43 4
    Summer posted on 2022/03/21
Video vocabulary

Keywords

ridiculous

US /rɪˈdɪkjələs/

UK /rɪˈdɪkjələs/

  • adjective
  • Funny or foolish; deserving to be laughed at
  • Completely unreasonable or silly; deserving of ridicule.
  • So silly or absurd as to invite ridicule.
nasty

US /ˈnæsti/

UK /'nɑ:stɪ/

  • adjective
  • Dangerous or serious.
  • Offensive; indecent.
  • Unkind; unpleasant.
  • Very bad or unpleasant.
  • Very bad, unpleasant, or offensive
flip

US /flɪp/

UK /flɪp/

  • adjective
  • Showing a lack of seriousness; glib or flippant.
  • noun
  • Act of turning your body in the air; somersault
  • An act of flipping something, especially a coin.
  • Movement of something from one position to another
  • verb
  • To turn your body in the air, as in gymnastics
  • To move into a different position quickly
  • To move a button or switch to turn on or off
  • other
  • To move or switch something with a quick motion.
  • To buy something, improve it, and then sell it quickly for a profit.
  • To turn something over quickly.
  • other
  • To perform a turning movement.
fluffy

US /ˈflʌfi/

UK /'flʌfɪ/

  • adjective
  • Containing air and being light in weight
pitch

US /pɪtʃ/

UK /pɪtʃ/

  • verb
  • To suggest a product, idea to make someone buy
  • To throw a baseball to a batter
  • To plunge or fall forward or headlong
  • To set up a camp or tent for a length of time
  • To attempt to sell something to someone
  • To set a sound to a certain level
  • To throw the ball to the batter.
  • noun
  • The angle of a slope.
  • Act of throwing a baseball for someone to hit
  • A dark, sticky substance made from tar or resin.
  • An area of ground marked out for sports.
  • The highness or lowness of a sound.
  • Playing fields in sports, e.g. for soccer
  • A persuasive sales presentation.
  • Attempt to sell/persuade someone of the value of
  • Degree of slope on e.g. a plane's wing
  • Measure of how high or low a sound is
  • Black substance that is very stick when heated
  • adjective
  • Very dark black color
settle

US /ˈsɛtl/

UK /'setl/

  • verb
  • To make (a child, etc.) feel calm/ready for sleep
  • To complete or finalize e.g. a contract or debt
  • To end some troubles by reaching an agreement
  • To become accustomed to a new environment
  • (Of liquids) to move to the bottom of a container
  • noun
  • Type of wooden seat
diarrhea

US /ˌdaɪəˈriə/

UK /ˌdaɪə'rɪə/

  • noun
  • Frequent and watery bowel movements
  • An instance of having diarrhea.
  • Frequent and watery bowel movements
  • other
  • A condition in which feces are discharged from the bowels frequently and in a liquid form.
extra

US /'ekstrə/

UK /'ekstrə/

  • noun
  • A person employed to play a minor or background role in a film or play.
  • Items more than you need; additional items
  • An additional charge or cost.
  • Person who has a small part in a movie
  • Special version of a newspaper
  • adjective
  • More than necessary; additional
  • More than what is usual, necessary, or expected; excessive
  • Of especially good quality or grade.
  • More than what is needed; surplus.
  • adverb
  • To an exceptional degree
  • More than usually.
drop

US /drɑp/

UK /drɒp/

  • noun
  • Distance between a higher and a lower level
  • Act of letting something fall (from your hand)
  • A decrease in quantity or quality; reduction
  • Tiny amount of liquid, with rounded bottom
  • verb
  • To drive someone to a place and then drive away
  • To let something fall from your hand
  • To fall or lie down quickly, as when shot
  • To lower something.
  • To decide to stop something e.g. a course)
  • To (cause to) reduce in quantity or quality
  • To stop doing or planning something.
  • To visit someone informally.
sniff

US /snɪf/

UK /snɪf/

  • verb
  • To detect something, e.g. a potential problem
  • To breathe in noisily through nose, as when crying
  • noun
  • A noisy breath through your nose