That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen.

Patrick, all babies are beautiful,

even the ugly ones.

Hey, we don't know what the baby's name is.

She looks like she's been in the tub too long.

Let's call her baby Prunes.

What a pretty name, little baby Prunes.

[laughing]

[screaming] Who are you?!

Where's lazy Mary?!

I'm moving to Jell City to make it big in the pictures.

Just imagine this smug on a movie screen 30 feet wide!

Boy... I'm so sweaty.

[screaming]

I hate you, Krabs.

Oh, I'll try it.

Hey! What kind of mirror is this?

Ow.

I'm glad they're closing this place down.

If you search this baby's diaper,

you'll find the stolen key.

Yes, Mister SquarePants.

Mmm. [clanking]

Aha!

The key!

- At last, I found it! - Huh?

Thank you, Mr. SquarePants,

you uncovered Neptune's Jewel of the Sea.

And nabbed the infamous Jewel Triplets Gang.

Triplets?

I told you taking the train was a mistake.

Well, we wouldn't be on the lam

if you hadn't applied for that discount card.

Well, can I help it if I'm frugal?

Tell it to your cell mate, Junior.

[thundering]

Uh-huh. Um, I'm sorry, ma'am, but we're closed.

I see you're hungry but...

Uh-huh, but we really are closed.

Um, thank you.

Hi, Sandy.

I'm not sure what it is,

but something seems different about me.

Yeah, me too.

Hey, what are you doing with my hand?

What- What am I doing with your hand?

[screaming]

This- what is this?! We are all mixed up together!

This is horrible!

Hey, hey, hey! Don't sit on that table!

Oh, I'm just having fun. And I brought cake.

[belching]

[groaning]

Hey there, night feeders. Name's Barry Blobfish.

Good to know ya.

Good to meet ya, Barry. I'm SpongeBob.

Yikes! [groaning]

Oh, that's my cooking hand.

- Are you brushing your teeth?! - Yes, mother.

[both groaning]

More!

She's going to make customer of the week.

We catch anyone making goo goo eyes like that

at our maw, it can only mean one thang.

They's going get hitched.

[cheering]

No!

[screaming]

[belching]

Hey, Patrick.

Long time no see, man!

Hi, Jennifer. Hi, Chuck.

I could be Mr. Seaweed Monster Man

and live happily forever after in Bikini Bottom.

Patrick, there already is a Mr. Seaweed Monster Man.

Hey.

Darn.

No one has ever made it to the lair of Filthy Phil.

No one passes except me.

Now, feel the steam of my horrible body odor.

[grunting]

Ha-ha, Phil!

Your foul stench can't permeate my fresh-air dome.

Fresh-air dome?

Man, I really do stink.

You create us when you flush chum into sewer

from your upside domain.

You mean The Chum Bucket?

Yes, chum mixes with gases in sewer...

[belching]

to form we.

Goo goo.

Ooh, another pine cone on a stick. I love it.

Wow!

I'm gonna get one of these for each of the gal pals.

Chum Bucket.

He's alive! He's alive!

[laughing] He's alive!

Mr. Krabs seems kinda dumb now.

Whoa! Are you the people of the too small clothes?

No. We were children lost in the Krusty Krab

over 60 years ago and we were never claimed.

Did you drop a box on my head?

Of course, it's how we say hello.

[groaning]

Beware, boy, this is no ordinary bet.

Gary's gonna be so happy.

You must understand.

These creatures can be very unstable,

especially around other pets.

Yeah, yeah, thanks. Bye. [humming]

Why bother? They never listen.

[screaming]

You know, this stuff is hideously inedible,

but your decor is so amazing

I can't resist spending my money here.

[screaming]

Two orders of chum nuggets, please.

[screaming]

Don't look at me.

Mr. Krabs? - Leave me be.

You're alive! And... naked.

[crying] It's true.

Look! Dr. Manowar,

the guy who got stung by Big Lenny and lived.

And now it only hurts when you touch it. Ow!

Touch.

Do I have to follow you all day?

I'd like you to meet my friend, SpongeBob.

And you are?

Rrarrg!

Nice to meet you, Mr. Rrarrg!

Are you smart or dumb?

Apples.

Genius. Let's see your head.

I can't feel your brain.

It's down here today.

Mine too.

Am I in the Jellyspotters now?

No.

Am I in the Jellyspotters now?

No.

- Now? - No.

- Now? - No.

- Now? - No!

Now? Now? Now?

Okay, SquarePants, it is your turn to get zapped.

I mean, are you ready for your final test?

I'm ready!

Oh, it's a world famous surf from Grubby Grouper.

Later groupies, Grubby's gonna go catch some gnarly pounders.

[howling]

Oh, I'll never wash this flipper again.

Hey, Pearl, shake hands with Bubble Buddy.

Wha?

I can't... understand... your accent.

The next bus... to Bikini... Bottom.

Oh... Why didn't you say so?

Next bus leaves in... five seconds.

Ooh, tough luck, kid.

[laughing]

Hey, my face! My face!

Oh, great. Look at what you've done.

Wook, Squidward has it too.

[laughing]

It's not funny! Stop! Stop laughing!

Say it. Say it.

I'm ugly.

You're ugly and what?

Square?

No. Proud.

I'm ugly and I'm proud.

Good. Say it louder.

I'm ugly and I'm proud.

- Louder. - I'm ugly and I'm proud!

- Louder! - I'm ugly and I'm proud!

I'm ugly and I'm proud!! I'm ugly and I'm proud!!

Is that what he calls it?