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  • This will be a special delivery from the chef

  • for your dining pleasure,

  • two double Krabby Patties cooked to perfection.

  • Complemented by a side of coral bits

  • and a jumbo diet soda.

  • Topped off with a little extra love.

  • [gasping]

  • Enjoy.

  • One Crabby Meal served

  • with extra sanitary foot service.

  • You're hot, steamy, juicy Krabby Patty and a large drink.

  • Enjoy.

  • Hey, is my food here yet?

  • Here, you can have mine.

  • Just put those patties back when you're done!

  • Will do, Mr. Krabs.

  • I'm really glad I don't eat here.

  • Order up.

  • Hey, where's my food?

  • Mmm.

  • I want my Crabby Flabby!

  • Coming right up, sir.

  • Ow!

  • Delicious!

  • [whistle blowing] Yay!

  • Order up, Mini Squid.

  • Okay, SpongeBob.

  • Always happy to help. [chuckles]

  • Here ya go, pal. Go get 'em, tiger.

  • Okay, now, who had the Krabby Patty

  • and who had the Krabby Patty?

  • [laughing]

  • That's my joke.

  • Wow, honey,

  • this new Mini Squidward is such a card.

  • Ah

  • Ah

  • ♪ I like Krabby Patties I think they're swell

  • ♪ I like Krabby Patties Can you not tell? ♪

  • Krabby Patties, Krabby Pattis They are so neat

  • La la la la la Sweet to eat

  • La la la la la Really neat

  • Sweet to eat Treats that neat

  • Sweet treat, sweet treat Sweet treat

  • Sweet to eat

  • [babbling]

  • Da da da da da da da

  • Rit ta do rit ta do Rit ta

  • La la la la la La la la la la la

  • [whistle blowing]

  • Oh, no!

  • [screaming]

  • Ooh. Oh, now, lookie here, Night Patties.

  • Now you're getting the swing of it.

  • Night patties?

  • Order up, people!

  • Alright, Night Patties.

  • Tasty.

  • Smooth.

  • Number 17, your patty is ready.

  • Oh! Watch your step, Squidward. It is pitch black out here.

  • Don't know, don't want to.

  • Order number 17? Order number 17?

  • Order 17?

  • No. Mmm. No.

  • Order 17?

  • Order 17, your Krabby Patty now.

  • [humming]

  • That oughta fix it.

  • I can not believe I let you talk me into this.

  • Oh, come now, Mr. Squidward, catering is a great way

  • for you to make a little extra money.

  • And for me to make a lot.

  • [screaming]

  • Any ideas?

  • [screaming]

  • How's that?

  • I'll take one Krabby Patty and drink, please.

  • I said, "And a drink."

  • These are cold. I paid for a hot meal.

  • Yeah!

  • Maybe if we go up there, we can get 'em fresh.

  • Your Krabby Patty, sir.

  • Hey, Squidward, cool rock.

  • Hold on a second, SpongeBob!

  • Here you are, my good man.

  • Oh, thank you, Patrick.

  • There's plenty more where that came from,

  • my good friend.

  • Ahoy there!

  • Whoa!

  • My name is Eugene Krabs.

  • And I would like to know if I can interest

  • either one of you in a fresh, delicious,

  • Krabby Patty fresh off the grill.

  • Are they free?

  • Yes, today they're only $3 each.

  • Sounds great.

  • Whoa!

  • Now that's what I call fast food.

  • Okay, folks, how do you like this?

  • Yeah!

  • I'm breaking new ground. Time to get edgy.

  • We want onions! Cheese! Yay!

  • Ready for the grande finale?

  • Hooray! Krabby Patties! Yay!

  • Here you are, hungry customers, your delicious Krusty Dogs.

  • They do look delicious.

  • Yes.

  • Eat one and you will develop an unsightly skin condition.

  • Here's your foot long, sir.

  • Thanks. 12 inches of deliciousness.

  • Yeah, you know what gives 'em that added flavor?

  • No, what?

  • Nose hairs and recycled dental floss.

  • Huh?

  • It's the Krusty Krab.

  • Hey, Mr. Krabs,

  • thanks for showing us the way out of Random Land.

  • Excuse me, I'm not Krabs.

  • The name is Roger and I walked all the way

  • from 86 Screwball Street,

  • to complain about never getting my delivery.

  • Oh, your delivery, my good man.

  • Mission accomplished.

  • I can't wait to see the look on our customers face.

  • [doorbell ringing]

  • Yeah?

  • Congratulations, sir, your Krabby Patty Pizza is here.

  • Wow. Thanks. I've been dying for one of these.

  • Where's my drink?

  • What drink?

  • My drink. My diet Dr. Kelp.

  • Don't tell me you forgot my drink!

  • But... you didn't order any...

  • How am I supposed to eat this pizza without my drink?!

  • Didn't you ever once think of the customer?!

  • You call yourself a delivery boy?!

  • Well, I ain't buying! [door slamming]

  • Help me flip these patties.

  • We've got growling stomachs out there.

  • No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

  • Then would it be too much trouble

  • to ask his high and mightiness

  • to take these patties out to the customers?!

  • Oh. If only SpongeBob were here.

  • If SpongeBob were here, we'd be covered in ick.

  • Lunch is served.

  • [groaning]

  • Eat up, kids.

  • SpongeBob, what are you doing sitting around?

  • We need Krabby Patties out there.

  • Yes, sir. I'll do it, normally.

  • Eh?

  • [beeping]

  • Wow, that's all it takes these days, huh?

  • Can you do more?

  • Oh, my! It's like printing money.

  • Okay, Squidward, here I come. I'm coming over.

  • I'm bringing the patty to you.

  • Here comes the patty. No problem.

  • I'm walking the Krabby Patty over to Squidward.

  • Alright, Squidward, I'm giving you the patty

  • for the hungry customer so they can eat it

  • when I give it to you, which is right now.

  • All new free Krabby Patties.

  • Hey, buddy, I'll try one.

  • What have I got to lose?

  • No.

  • Are you done?

  • Dear Neptune's gill sacks,

  • this is the best thing I've ever put in my mouth! Yay!

  • Did he just say it was good?

  • Whoo hoo!

  • [sawing]

  • [music playing]

  • [music playing]

  • Wow.

  • You sir, are a tardy pants. Wait 'til Mr. Krabs finds out.

  • You better think of something to save your job.