♪ U is for you and me ♪

♪ N is for anywhere And anytime at all ♪

♪ Down here in The deep blue sea ♪

♪ F is for fire that burns Down the whole town ♪

♪ U's for uranium, bombs ♪

♪ N is for no survivors When you're... ♪

Plankton, those things aren't what fun is all about.

Now, do it like this.

F is for friends Who do stuff to... ♪

Never, that's completely idiotic.

Here, let me help you.

♪ F is for friends Who do stuff together ♪

♪ U is for you and me, try it ♪

♪ N is for anywhere And anytime at all ♪

♪ Down here in the Deep blue sea ♪

Wait, I don't understand this.

I feel all tingly inside.

Should we stop?

No, that's how you're supposed to feel.

Well I like it, let's do it again!

Okay!

♪ F is for frolic through All the flowers ♪

♪ U is for ukulele ♪

♪ N is for nose picking, Sharing gum ♪

♪ And sand licking, Here with my best buddy ♪

[laughing]

Arrr. Mutany.

And after that we frolicked through the flowers.

- And and then we - Sounds like fun.

Well, the really fun part was when

What did you do with the Krabby Patty?

- With the what? - The Krabby Patty, remember?

You can't rush these things, you know.

You're forgetting the mission.

What are you talking about?

You're going native, Plankton.

Look at yourself.

What?

what in the seen Plankton for a while.

He must be scheming.

Who knows? Maybe he's changed.

Who knows?

I think you knows!

He's changed. I tell ya!

Sponge Buddy, yoo hoo.

Plankton Buddy, let's go.

I forgot this is a no friend zone.

SpongeBob. May I speak to you in private?

You won't mind if I set this here, will ya?

What's this all about, Mr. Krabs?

He's a thief.

Look at the lust in his eye. He's

Why can't you just accept our friendship?

He's just after me recipe!

I'll prove it to you.

Arrr.

You must be hungry after that long walk over here.

Oh yes.

But I'm saving my appetite for some popcorn at the movies.

Oh.

Suit yourself.

We've had enough of your little tests, Mr. Krabs.

Come on, Plankton. Let's get outta here.

Maybe the lad was right.

Maybe Plankton's gone straight.

And maybe scallops'll fly outta my pants!

Hang on there, laddy!

I'm a coming!

I sure like sequels, Plankton.

Hey, Bubble Bass!

You're sitting on my friend!

Hey, Bubble Bass.

Thanks for that, friend.

Sure thing.

Listen up!

Mr. Krabs?

He's deceiving ya.

Reach into his pocket now and take what he's got!

You, too, Boy!

[gasping]

I can't believe this.

It's not what you think.

What is it then? Tell me what you see here!

I-I don t see anything.

How can you not see it?

Okay! Okay, I see it!

It's a Krabby Patty. Okay?

I couldn't help it.

But we sang the fun song.

I think I'm gonna be sick.

How long?

How long what?

How long were you planning on doing this?

Tell me!

What?

Alright, it's true!

I tricked you to get the Krabby Patty!

But then you showed me friendship!

And now I realize that's all I ever really wanted.

- Really? - No, not really!

Being evil is too much fun.

Oh, darling. I knew nothing would ever tear us apart.

- What's going on? - What is happening?

Mr. Krabs, he's gone.

He got the patty. He won.

Oh, no, he didn't, Boy.

Don't you know what's behind these screens?

Solid concrete!

[laughing]

[groaning]

I'm sorry, Mr. Krabs.

I thought Plankton had changed.

Don't blame him, lad.

No friendship can withstand the allure of a Krabby Patty.

Now, let's go back to the Krusty Krab and have a fresh one on me!

Aye aye, Mr. Krabs!

Well, maybe at a discount.

Huh?

[screaming]