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  • - It's time to travel back in time, Denny's style.

  • - Let's talk about that.

  • (cheerful music)

  • Good Mythical Morning.

  • - Denny's is known for its 24/7 open doors,

  • senior citizen discounts,

  • and banging breakfast options.

  • And though Denny's lost by one point to IHOP

  • for the Food Feuds title of the Absolute Uncontested

  • Best Breakfast Skewing Diner

  • and OG Pancake House of All Time...

  • - That's right.

  • - They still hold a very special place in our hearts.

  • - And you know what?

  • Maybe they didn't get a fair shake.

  • Maybe we should travel back in time

  • to taste all Denny's has and has had to offer.

  • - I'll grab the time machine,

  • you bring the shuffle stick.

  • - It's time for

  • The Shuffleboard Game, Denny's Edition.

  • - Welcome to the Shuffleboard Game Zone.

  • - In each round,

  • we're gonna sample a classic Denny's menu item

  • and then we're gonna shuffle our egg pucks

  • down to the decade we believe it was first introduced.

  • Whoever's closest to the right answer wins the round.

  • And, since Rhett has defeated me and my dignity

  • four times in a row...

  • - Hey man, I'm sorry.

  • - We have updated my Double Pucking Trouble Puck.

  • This is an entirely new prototype.

  • - Wow, pretty cool.

  • - Still two pucks, but even more technology,

  • to try to help me get a win today.

  • - I'm excited to see that.

  • Also, whoever wins will be crowned senior citizen for a day,

  • and get a taste of that sweet, sweet retirement life

  • in Good Mythical More.

  • - All right, let's do it.

  • (chill music)

  • (indistinct), oh!

  • - I was gonna...

  • - I was gonna let it get height.

  • We should've communicated.

  • Original Grand Slam.

  • Ooh, and look, this is like legitimate...

  • Did we steal this from their menu?

  • - We got Denny's font?

  • - I mean...

  • - You didn't have to do that!

  • - They have really outdone themselves.

  • It's very grand.

  • - It's good, too, I mean,

  • not just because we made an awesome commercial for Denny's

  • back in the day, remember that?

  • - Hm.

  • Bacon makes it better

  • I forgot about that.

  • - But Denny's is pretty good.

  • - All right, so you're gonna shuffle first.

  • Original Glam Slam, Graham Slam, I can't even say it.

  • - Original Grand Slam.

  • - Baseball terminology.

  • - Man, when it comes to the history of Denny's,

  • I just feel, I just look at it in my mind,

  • and it's just blank.

  • I mean, I...

  • There's a Denny's darkness that I can't penetrate.

  • You gotta think this is pretty early on.

  • But not just when they decided to serve these items,

  • but when they decided to serve these items together

  • and call them a Grand Slam.

  • "Grand slam" isn't necessarily a new term.

  • I don't know.

  • I'm gonna lodge myself in the back. 1950.

  • - 1950, back there in the left corner,

  • and he has, what's the baseball term

  • for when you like land on something?

  • - He has landed on the base.

  • - He's safe!

  • - Safe.

  • - I think it's safe, on 1950.

  • I mean, the word "original" is in this.

  • Oh, man, 40s is too early.

  • It could be 60s, that's at the front.

  • - [Rhett] But you're feeling good about my guess.

  • - [Link] I kinda am, yeah, so. - Feeling good

  • about that guess.

  • - So I'm gonna go...

  • - You're gonna try to be in 50 as well?

  • Now hold on, I'm completely in 50.

  • - [Link] I could be even more completely, by being...

  • - So you're saying if you're more in 50,

  • and more in the center, that you win?

  • - [Link] I think so.

  • - Okay, if you can do that, sure, you get the point.

  • - 'Cause otherwise, what are we gonna do with the tie?

  • - [Rhett] Yeah, if you're more in the center, you win.

  • - I think if it's a complete tie,

  • then the points carry over to the next round.

  • - This is getting very,

  • let's just see what you do, and then we'll make the rule,

  • 'cause this is all assuming you're gonna land in 50.

  • - The funnest part of this game

  • is how we keep changing the rules.

  • - Right.

  • (Stevie laughs)

  • It's a living document.

  • - [Link] Come on!

  • - [Rhett] Well, you made me more into 50.

  • - [Link] Aw, crap.

  • - [Stevie] Arguably the most iconic Denny's dish,

  • the Original Grand Slam first appeared on menus in Atlanta,

  • to honor legendary baseball player and local hero,

  • Hank Aaron,

  • three years after he broke Babe Ruth's home run record.

  • That year was

  • 1977.

  • - 77, woo, I got lucky.

  • Ooh, I'm feeling good today.

  • - [Stevie] Check out this commercial from that time period.

  • - Oh yeah, does it have Hank in it?

  • For dinner, lunch, or Sunday brunch

  • Yeah.

  • Welcome to Denny's ♪

  • I like that.

  • - Just come from England,

  • and Denny's was the first place we ate.

  • - The service was really beautiful.

  • - [Link] Well cheer up. - I said

  • "There's the Denny's."

  • So we decided that we'll stop off and have a cup of coffee

  • and piece of pie.

  • - [Link] Oh, with cheese on the pie.

  • - [Woman] And I love their salads.

  • - When we're traveling and we're hungry,

  • we always can find a Denny's on the road.

  • Welcome to Denny's ♪ - [Rhett] wow.

  • - Very nice indeed.

  • We're looking good

  • - Oh, make the Brit smile.

  • - "We just came from England

  • and the first place we decided to go was Denny's.

  • We're not disappointed at all."

  • (crew chuckles) (Rhett laughs)

  • (chill music)

  • Let's communicate.

  • This time, I'm gonna catch the nipple in my hand.

  • - All right.

  • Gonna nipple it.

  • Higher.

  • Higher. - We've never

  • successfully done this. - Lower.

  • One more time.

  • Oh, gosh.

  • Moons Over My Hammy.

  • - This is just a ham and cheese

  • and egg sandwich.

  • - This is nice-looking.

  • Mm.

  • We still got the hash browns over here.

  • Yeah, our fingers are getting greasy, man.

  • - All right, Link.

  • You took the early lead, you go first.

  • - Hm.

  • I like that name. Moons Over My Hammy.

  • 'Course it's a reference to...

  • The popular saying "Moon over Miami"?

  • - Yeah.

  • - It's like, "Well, I'll believe that

  • when there's a moon over Miami."

  • It's like something that never happens.

  • - 'Cause the moon never shows up in Miami,

  • 'cause something about the way the Earth is shaped.

  • - Right, the equator, and how far south it is.

  • - And because it's a peninsula.

  • - Right.

  • I mean, if the classic from the last round was 1970,

  • this can't be pre-1970.

  • 1980? - [Rhett] Do you know that?

  • - I mean, I'm gonna go for 1980.

  • - 'Kay.

  • - [Link] You know,

  • I'm one to stop short on this game, occasionally.

  • - Wow, okay. - Which is frustrating.

  • - Well, I actually think 60s is not a bad guess,

  • which you're pretty close to.

  • But basically what I need to do is just to get past you.

  • - Can't say enough about how frustrating it is

  • to see myself do that.

  • - You know what? No, no, no.

  • How much can you say about it right now?

  • Let's see if you can say enough.

  • - I can't, now I can't watch this episode back.

  • - [Rhett] Oh.

  • You've been watching episodes back?

  • - You're watching this, but now I can't watch it,

  • because I know that I just can't bear to see that again.

  • And I'm sorry you had to see that.

  • I'm embarrassed. - You might get the point.

  • I'm just gonna try to go right past you.

  • - You know what I'm gonna vow?

  • I'm gonna vow to never, ever do that again

  • on a shuffleboard.

  • - Never go short again.

  • - I'm never gonna go short again.

  • It's just like...

  • I'm angry at myself.

  • - Yeah.

  • - You know, I'm beating myself up right now,

  • and I just need to let it go.

  • - You know what, Link?

  • - And say, in the future it'll never happen.

  • - Hey, I think it's official. You've said enough.

  • Just past you.

  • Okay.

  • - And as if I couldn't get even more angry,

  • now I'm more frustrated.

  • - Think I can't lose, Link.

  • - 'Cause you can't lose.

  • - [Stevie] Named with a punny twist

  • after the 1935 song "Moon Over Miami"-

  • - 1932, huh?

  • - [Stevie] 35. Yeah. - 35?

  • (Rhett laughs)

  • (crew chuckles)

  • "32, huh?"

  • (crew chuckles)

  • Two's a five backwards.

  • - Hey, I overshot it, though. See?

  • - You did, he's not going short again.

  • - I'm not going short again.

  • - [Stevie] Moons Over My Hammy

  • originally featured two sunny side up eggs,

  • AKA the moons, over ham, my hammy,

  • and debuted in the early

  • 1990s.

  • - [Rhett] 90s! - [Link] Wow. Hm.

  • - [Rhett] 90s, really?

  • - And it was a song, huh?

  • - There was a song, 1935.

  • - All right, let's get this round, let's end it.

  • (crew and Rhett laugh)

  • (chill music)

  • Lemme nipple it. Come on.

  • - I was gonna say we should just give up on this, but okay.

  • There you go, I'm trying to keep it flat for ya.

  • - Huh, see? Thank you.

  • - Yeah.

  • - Teamwork.

  • - Yep. Yep.

  • - All righty, Rhett,

  • we have a shrimp and steak dinner combo.

  • Look at these shrimp, boy, that really look tasty.

  • I guarantee.

  • Look at that steak, boy.

  • That really look tasty.

  • - Not seeing you taking a bite of it.

  • - I'll take a bite of it.

  • - [Rhett] "I'll take a bite of it." Mm-hm.

  • - Well, the part that I bit

  • seemed to be inedible.

  • (crew laughs)

  • - Is that a prop steak?

  • Link, not to revisit a point

  • that doesn't need to be revisited, but...

  • - That doesn't taste bad at all.

  • - I do wanna say that,

  • you said you were never going to go short again,

  • but 1932 is less years than 1935,

  • so I think you still did go short.

  • Unless you were saying that you overshot it

  • from going from the future to the past-

  • - All that's in the past, Rhett.

  • You know?

  • It's anybody's game, I'm in a positive headspace.

  • - [Stevie] Speaking of things that were in the past,

  • I do wanna let you know,

  • this is a Mythical Crew Recreation Special,

  • this dish is no longer on the menu.

  • But it was-

  • - So me ridiculing the taste of all this

  • is just ridiculing us recreating it.

  • - [Rhett] Yes.

  • - [Stevie] Yeah, fair.

  • - Obviously, shrimp have existed for quite some time.

  • Gotta start somewhere.

  • And people have been eating them for many years.

  • But when did they decide to put them with steak?

  • That feels like a...

  • - Surf and turf, baby.

  • - That feels like a trickle down economics situation,

  • 1980s.

  • - [Link] Really?

  • - Yep.

  • In the 80s, the rich started getting richer,

  • and started putting "Hey, surf and turf time, Barb."

  • - [Link] Hm. - 80s.

  • - [Link] Oh, you've just kissed the 80s.

  • - [Rhett] Yes. - Now,

  • I could see the 80s, 'cause, you know,

  • a time of decadence.

  • You know, everyone's getting the surf and turf,

  • it's like "Let's bring that to Denny's

  • for the senior citizens and the visiting Brits."

  • - Yes.

  • And all the retirees in Florida who never see the moon.

  • - But, if you go back earlier,

  • I think Denny's was more of a destination restaurant.

  • - For people from England, yeah.

  • - For all types of people.

  • It was seen as more of a fine dining establishment.

  • So maybe it's not the 80s.

  • 70s is taken.

  • Then that would take me to the 60s, which you're also on.

  • I mean, I'd love to bump you back to 2010.

  • I could also try to reverse bump you outta here entirely.

  • But you know how I feel about that?

  • - Well last time, I did two reverse bumps,

  • and I offered you, I said "Listen,

  • I'm willing to limit it to one reverse bump per game,"

  • and you said no.

  • To your detriment, by the way.

  • - Yeah.

  • I'd like to say, I think we should outlaw reverse bumps.

  • I just don't think they're fun.

  • I don't think it makes anybody happy.

  • - No reverse bumps at all?

  • - [Link] No reverse bumps at all.

  • - But a reverse bump right here

  • could secure a point for you.

  • - But I'm not, that's not the type of person I wanna be.

  • - Okay.

  • - And I tried to see if you didn't wanna be

  • that type of person,

  • and you didn't take the bait.

  • - I'm the one who proposed the rule!

  • And you said no!

  • - It just seems a little unsportsmanlike,

  • it seems manipulative, you know?

  • It is hard to do, but you did do it twice, to your credit,

  • but now that you've done it twice in one game,

  • it didn't feel good.

  • - Are you saying that you're proposing

  • outlawing reverse bumps

  • because typically when you do them,

  • you miss the puck entirely,

  • and when I do them, I do them successfully?

  • - That's probably part of it.

  • - Okay.

  • You can't go back on this.

  • No backsies on this.

  • Never will a reverse bump ever happen again in this game

  • if we go forward with this.

  • The scroll, once you write something on the scroll,

  • you can't take it off.

  • - Yeah, we can.

  • All right.

  • I'm gonna bump you to 2010,

  • and I'm gonna take 1980,

  • which I do believe is the correct answer.

  • Son of a!

  • You're closer.

  • - I'm closer to all the answers that might be it.

  • Unless it's 2000.

  • - That was a strange bump, the way that worked,

  • it's like, you know?

  • I'm gonna keep it positive.

  • (Rhett guffaws)

  • - Keep the blood flowing.

  • Keeping it positive. - Keeping it positive, though.

  • - [Stevie] Debuting at the same time

  • as five other shrimp-centric dinner combos,

  • we recreated the shrimp and steak dinner combo

  • that originally sold for just 4.99,

  • back in 1986.

  • - [Rhett] Yep.

  • - [Link] All right, so...

  • Do we need to measure?

  • - I mean, we can, but I'm gonna be closer.

  • - [Link] You're... you've got it.

  • (chill music)

  • - Ho!

  • Heh, faked you out.

  • (Link chuckles)

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  • you know what they've been doing?

  • They've been tasting through everything,

  • from vegan hot dogs to frozen egg rolls.

  • They have some very strong opinions

  • on the best Doritos flavors, too.

  • So head over to Sporked.com to find those rankings

  • and many, many more,

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  • if you'd like to watch these tastings in action.

  • - Nipple it.

  • Oh, that's heavy.

  • It's heavy now. - Okay, it's heavy.

  • - Ah!

  • I was ready to catch it, but you got it.

  • Jello and whipped cream. - [Rhett] Oh, I like jello.

  • - [Stevie] This is another recreation round,

  • because, believe it or not,

  • jello is no longer on the US menu at Denny's.

  • - Are you joking?

  • - [Stevie] I know, it's a hard truth.

  • - [Rhett] Some people are scared of jello.

  • Did you know that?

  • - What's the score, two to one?

  • - [Rhett] Two to one.

  • - You're gonna go.

  • - Now, jello, like that,

  • especially the green kind.

  • Boy, you really associate that with old-school diners.

  • I'm just thinking this is old-school,

  • I'm not even gonna think about it much.

  • 50s.

  • Don't overthink it, Rhett.

  • - [Link] Okay.

  • That's a nice shot,

  • that's exactly where you put it last time.

  • See...

  • - I've got the touch today.

  • You know what I'm saying?

  • I feel like I got a connection to the board.

  • - I wonder, should I use my advantage?

  • I'm thinking this is 1940.

  • If there's a way to get you out of 1950...

  • - [Rhett] Oh, I'm lodged pretty hard there.

  • - [Link] See, but I could push you further into the corner,

  • and then any other answer is me.

  • - Is that lime? Is that what green is?

  • - I've gotta try to do that,

  • and I wanna save my advantage, 'cause...

  • Shoot.

  • - I'm looking forward to the jello years.

  • - If you're right about 50,

  • I don't know how to bounce you out,

  • and for me to be closer to 50 and 40.

  • - Well, a reverse bump would come in handy,

  • but you outlawed those last round.

  • - No, I outlawed a reverse bump clear-out.

  • - So you're saying you've outlawed successful reverse bumps.

  • Because by your rule, if you were to miss, you'd be like

  • "Well, that's not outlawed."

  • - The extreme reverse bump clear-out

  • is the thing I was saying should be outlawed.

  • - So what, you mean past this line right here?

  • - No.

  • - Past the top of the pyramid?

  • - Past the top of the pyramid.

  • Think about it. Think about it.

  • - Whatever.

  • I'm looking out for your reputation here.

  • Just a second ago, you outlawed reverse bumps,

  • and now you're about to do one,

  • according to a definition that was only in your head.

  • But it's cool, go for it.

  • - Thank you.

  • - I'll just be over here enjoying the jello.

  • - You know what?

  • I'm gonna go with my gut, 1940.

  • No reverse bump, even though I could do that,

  • because it's still legal.

  • - It is still legal, yeah, yeah.

  • Nice!

  • - [Link] Sticking to my guns.

  • - [Stevie] Though no longer served,

  • our recreation of a glass of jello with whipped cream

  • was on the original, first ever Denny's dessert menu

  • in the restaurant's first decade of existence,

  • which was

  • the 1960s.

  • - Oh, no!

  • - You're still closer, though.

  • - [Link] Oh, good.

  • - [Stevie] And here is the cover

  • of one of the first Denny's menus,

  • and you can see the jello and the whipped cream.

  • - [Rhett] You guys nailed it!

  • - That's beautiful.

  • So are you saying that Denny's started in the 60s, or...?

  • - [Stevie] Yep.

  • (chill music)

  • - Don't worry, Rhett, you're still in this.

  • Grand Slamwich.

  • What is in this?

  • - [Rhett] Oh, that's big.

  • - I bet it's everything that a Grand Slam has in it,

  • so you've got bacon,

  • but you've got sausage inside of the egg,

  • it's like a sausage and bacon omelet,

  • with cheese and ham. - And then there's ham

  • on the bottom.

  • Okay.

  • - I like a Grand, woop!

  • Grand Slamwich.

  • - So, we're tied,

  • but because bumps are illegal in the final round,

  • that gives the person who lost last time the advantage,

  • which means you get to go first,

  • and interestingly, you haven't used your golden puck yet.

  • - Yep.

  • - So you can put two pucks out there,

  • and I can't hit either one of 'em.

  • I mean, really, this is yours to lose at this point, Link.

  • - [Link] That's right.

  • - [Rhett] Not to put any pressure on you, but...

  • - And with this new configuration,

  • instead of side by side, it's front and behind,

  • I'm able to distribute my pucks in a linear fashion,

  • which I like.

  • So it's either 2020 or 2010.

  • All right, so I'ma try to come across here, this way.

  • Get this outta here.

  • (crew chuckles)

  • - I just wanna know what you're intending to do.

  • - I am intending to

  • basically be in 1970.

  • 'Cause if I go to 2020, you can get around me to 2000.

  • I wanna be in 2000 and 2010.

  • But 1970 would be acceptable.

  • But with this puck, it's actually,

  • this puck scooter...

  • It's actually kinda difficult.

  • - [Rhett] It is, huh?

  • - Figure out how to do this...

  • Oh!

  • Well, looks like I doubled down on 2010.

  • - [Rhett] So...

  • - It really didn't distribute how I was hoping.

  • - The only thing that I can do,

  • and I mean this is definitely doable,

  • is land squarely in 2000 without hitting your puck,

  • 'cause if I hit your puck,

  • you can put my puck wherever you want

  • and move your puck back to where it is.

  • 2010 is a great answer,

  • but you've literally got two pucks in it,

  • so I can't beat you there.

  • - It could definitely be 2000,

  • which I've left gaping open for you.

  • - And it might be 2020, if it's super recent,

  • so I'm just gonna,

  • even though I think 2010 is the best guess,

  • I can't do anything with that.

  • I'm gonna try to land on this side of 2000,

  • just to be in a little bit more 2000 than you,

  • and then I'll have 2020 covered, as well.

  • Well, or not.

  • - [Link] It's gonna stop short!

  • - [Rhett] So it's gotta be 2020.

  • - [Link] It can't be 2020.

  • - Well I mean,

  • it needs to be in order for me to win, though.

  • - [Stevie] After a successful marketing campaign

  • months earlier

  • where they gave away two million free Grand Slams,

  • Denny's did it again,

  • this time offering their brand new Grand Slamwich for free

  • to anyone who bought a Grand Slam.

  • - Wow.

  • - That offer only lasted one day,

  • April eighth, 2009.

  • - [Rhett] Ah! Dang it!

  • So if I had done it, I coulda won!

  • - You coulda won, man.

  • - [Stevie] The sandwich still exists,

  • but that offer only existed then.

  • Here is a commercial for that day.

  • - There's meat substitute, and there's cheese substitute.

  • Ever think there might one day be a human substitute?

  • Just making conversation.

  • - [Narrator] Fight the machines

  • with the new handmade Grand Slamwich from Denny's.

  • Just 4.99.

  • - I like that ad.

  • - A pretty effective advertisement.

  • Okay, Link. - Everything's better

  • when you've won.

  • - You've broken the streak,

  • and you get to be a senior citizen for a day

  • in Good Mythical More.

  • - Yes!

  • Thanks for subscribing and clicking that bell,

  • I've broken the losing streak!

  • - You know what time it is.

  • - Hi, I'm Emily.

  • - I'm Xander.

  • - And we're about to play shuffleboard

  • in Inverness, Florida.

  • - And it's time to spin the Wheel of Mythicality.

  • - [Emily] Oh.

  • - Wow. That's what a real shuffleboard looks like?

  • - Yeah, it's so popular these days.

  • - Yeah, everybody's out there.

  • Click the top link to watch us rank weird food hot takes

  • in Good Mythical More.

  • - And to find out

  • where the Wheel of Mythicality's gonna land.

  • - [Rhett] Check out Sporked

  • for a ranking of the only worthwhile Doritos flavors,

  • a ranking of the best frozen egg rolls,

  • and find out if the Cheetos Mac 'n Cheese

  • lives up to the crunchy snack.

- It's time to travel back in time, Denny's style.

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