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anyone noticed yet today that my voice sounds a little different?
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Does it sound a little different to you?
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A little sexier.
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A little lower Thanks a lot.
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Um There's a reason for that.
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I haven't actually felt well today.
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Uh Thank you bastards.
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Yeah we're talking about my physical health.
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You can want what?
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Ring spin.
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But when I say I'm sick, what if this is my lead into?
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I have a terminal illness.
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You don't know where I'm going with this, do you?
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Alright.
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Well anyway it isn't want want because because basically uh you know I I just have some kind of virus or something and I uh I last night I was up all night really sore throat.
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I woke up today a key.
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Just don't feel well come to work because the show must go on.
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Um or they'll fire my ass.
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So we got we got through most of the day and then this is true.
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Just about I don't know like two hours or 2.5 hours before we taped tonight show.
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Just just a little while ago I decided I'm just gonna go see a doctor.
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So I went to the NBC medical center here in the building to visit the doctor.
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And uh I know my fans worry about me.
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So uh I just pretend.
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And so so I asked someone to grab a hand held camera and come along with me while I visited the NBC doctor and we just shot this and uh and well here's what happened uh this is Tanya Bennison.
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She's the Associate medical director here at NBC?
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Universal Medical Services, General electric subsidiary medical unit of G.
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E.
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NBC Universal.
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Now, if I come distributor um Thanks for seeing me for the last two days.
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I felt not great.
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And then last night feverish sore throat, drank a lot of nyquil, a lot of nyquil and woke up with my pants around my ankles and actually I felt better, sort of the guy I was with.
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You know, I don't feel busy mostly.
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I just feel sort of uninvolved in the political process.
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I don't really care about.
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Do you feel comfortable talking about the stomach stuff that was going on?
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Was it nausea?
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Diarrhea?
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Like what was what was that symptoms?
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Do you really want me to talk about?
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Diarrhea on television?
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I like the word diarrhea.
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I think you like the word diarrhea to you.
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Like to talk about diarrhea.
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You are an amazing woman.
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Do you ever find yourself talking to patients?
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And they mentioned that they had diarrhea And you start laughing?
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That's sad when all the joy goes out of your life?
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I think I'm in great shape.
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I think I'm an amazing male specimen.
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Does anyone ever say that anymore?
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Like you're an amazing male specimen?
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I think so, maybe ingest if this somehow could all end with you saying, well, you're an amazing male specimen and I had that on camera.
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That would be great.
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But that's you decide to go into the examining room.
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Okay, let's start with taking your temperature.
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All right.
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Mhm.
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This would be very exciting.
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Mhm.
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Right on 75.
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You're actually cold.
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A lot of wax in there.
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How do we get it out?
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I mean, I tried.
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How bad is it?
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You know your canals like this?
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You're almost 100% included with surprised you can hear anything.
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Thank you for that.
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Mm hmm.
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It always works that.
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one 123.
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Stick your tongue out ready.
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Do you hate this?
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Oh, what are you feeling there was feeling first of all, a lymph nodes, glands, anything tender?
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Not yet.
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Also make sure nothing's growing.
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Have to lift up the back of your shirt.
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There's a tattoo there.
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It says R.
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E.
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O.
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Speedwagon rules 1978.
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I thought that band was gonna go the distance.
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Okay.
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All right, lungs are clear.
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I want as much medication as I could possibly have.
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Really?
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Do you have You know sometimes you hear about like, oh, there's a cool Tylenol that they only sell in Sweden that has codeine in it with a little bit of cocaine and marijuana.
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Is that something that I know that you guys can help you?
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Can I have it anyway?
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I don't want it so badly.
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Do you need to listen to my heart for any reason?
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I don't but I'm happy to would you like to listen to my heart?
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Don't you listen to my heart.
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What if I don't like what I hear?
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You're going to like what you hear built like a tank.
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You're getting a good read on that a little bit.
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You haven't said anything for a while, so completely unrelated to your sore throat.
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Do you have much of our prolapse or anything?
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Anyone told you What's the prolapse?
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It's one of the valves in the heart.
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Just a little bit floppy.
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I just came here to shoot.
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I came here to shoot like a silly little.
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I've got a cold and we're gonna just screw around.
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You're telling me something real, but it's nothing.
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You don't have a murmur or anything.
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Okay.
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I have a floppy heart.
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I have a lot of tension in my job.
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I have a lot of inner rage.
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I'm irish catholic stock and we're we don't do well in the long run.
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We're not people that live a long time.
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Would you like to see me do some push ups right now.
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A little petite?
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All right.
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What do you think I'm a pretty good male.
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Really fantastic.
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I think maybe male specimen, you think maybe I'm a male specimen now you say.
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I think you're a male specimen.
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It means my gender is a little in question.
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Yes, please thank you.
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This stuff for you.
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This is the sort of wimpy Sudafed because we can't really get the real Sudafed anymore because of the crystal meth problem?
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So I can't make crystal meth out of this.
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That's okay, then.
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You think I'm gonna be okay?
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I think so.
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Okay.
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And the floppy heart, I mean that was a bit of a bump in the road but what I thought was gonna be just a quick fun remote, I need a new heart if anyone's watching and I think you'll live at least 2 65 65 wow, that gives me four more years.
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Conan O'brien is a fantastic male specimen.
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How do you feel now?
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I've got a fluffy heart.
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Alright, everybody take a little break and come back.
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You gotta see this, the great Houdini, everyone.