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  • anyone noticed yet today that my voice sounds a little different?

  • Does it sound a little different to you?

  • A little sexier.

  • A little lower Thanks a lot.

  • Um There's a reason for that.

  • I haven't actually felt well today.

  • Uh Thank you bastards.

  • Yeah we're talking about my physical health.

  • You can want what?

  • Ring spin.

  • But when I say I'm sick, what if this is my lead into?

  • I have a terminal illness.

  • You don't know where I'm going with this, do you?

  • Alright.

  • Well anyway it isn't want want because because basically uh you know I I just have some kind of virus or something and I uh I last night I was up all night really sore throat.

  • I woke up today a key.

  • Just don't feel well come to work because the show must go on.

  • Um or they'll fire my ass.

  • So we got we got through most of the day and then this is true.

  • Just about I don't know like two hours or 2.5 hours before we taped tonight show.

  • Just just a little while ago I decided I'm just gonna go see a doctor.

  • So I went to the NBC medical center here in the building to visit the doctor.

  • And uh I know my fans worry about me.

  • So uh I just pretend.

  • And so so I asked someone to grab a hand held camera and come along with me while I visited the NBC doctor and we just shot this and uh and well here's what happened uh this is Tanya Bennison.

  • She's the Associate medical director here at NBC?

  • Universal Medical Services, General electric subsidiary medical unit of G.

  • E.

  • NBC Universal.

  • Now, if I come distributor um Thanks for seeing me for the last two days.

  • I felt not great.

  • And then last night feverish sore throat, drank a lot of nyquil, a lot of nyquil and woke up with my pants around my ankles and actually I felt better, sort of the guy I was with.

  • You know, I don't feel busy mostly.

  • I just feel sort of uninvolved in the political process.

  • I don't really care about.

  • Do you feel comfortable talking about the stomach stuff that was going on?

  • Was it nausea?

  • Diarrhea?

  • Like what was what was that symptoms?

  • Do you really want me to talk about?

  • Diarrhea on television?

  • I like the word diarrhea.

  • I think you like the word diarrhea to you.

  • Like to talk about diarrhea.

  • You are an amazing woman.

  • Do you ever find yourself talking to patients?

  • And they mentioned that they had diarrhea And you start laughing?

  • That's sad when all the joy goes out of your life?

  • I think I'm in great shape.

  • I think I'm an amazing male specimen.

  • Does anyone ever say that anymore?

  • Like you're an amazing male specimen?

  • I think so, maybe ingest if this somehow could all end with you saying, well, you're an amazing male specimen and I had that on camera.

  • That would be great.

  • But that's you decide to go into the examining room.

  • Okay, let's start with taking your temperature.

  • All right.

  • Mhm.

  • This would be very exciting.

  • Mhm.

  • Right on 75.

  • You're actually cold.

  • A lot of wax in there.

  • How do we get it out?

  • I mean, I tried.

  • How bad is it?

  • You know your canals like this?

  • You're almost 100% included with surprised you can hear anything.

  • Thank you for that.

  • Mm hmm.

  • It always works that.

  • one 123.

  • Stick your tongue out ready.

  • Do you hate this?

  • Oh, what are you feeling there was feeling first of all, a lymph nodes, glands, anything tender?

  • Not yet.

  • Also make sure nothing's growing.

  • Have to lift up the back of your shirt.

  • There's a tattoo there.

  • It says R.

  • E.

  • O.

  • Speedwagon rules 1978.

  • I thought that band was gonna go the distance.

  • Okay.

  • All right, lungs are clear.

  • I want as much medication as I could possibly have.

  • Really?

  • Do you have You know sometimes you hear about like, oh, there's a cool Tylenol that they only sell in Sweden that has codeine in it with a little bit of cocaine and marijuana.

  • Is that something that I know that you guys can help you?

  • Can I have it anyway?

  • I don't want it so badly.

  • Do you need to listen to my heart for any reason?

  • I don't but I'm happy to would you like to listen to my heart?

  • Don't you listen to my heart.

  • What if I don't like what I hear?

  • You're going to like what you hear built like a tank.

  • You're getting a good read on that a little bit.

  • You haven't said anything for a while, so completely unrelated to your sore throat.

  • Do you have much of our prolapse or anything?

  • Anyone told you What's the prolapse?

  • It's one of the valves in the heart.

  • Just a little bit floppy.

  • I just came here to shoot.

  • I came here to shoot like a silly little.

  • I've got a cold and we're gonna just screw around.

  • You're telling me something real, but it's nothing.

  • You don't have a murmur or anything.

  • Okay.

  • I have a floppy heart.

  • I have a lot of tension in my job.

  • I have a lot of inner rage.

  • I'm irish catholic stock and we're we don't do well in the long run.

  • We're not people that live a long time.

  • Would you like to see me do some push ups right now.

  • A little petite?

  • All right.

  • What do you think I'm a pretty good male.

  • Really fantastic.

  • I think maybe male specimen, you think maybe I'm a male specimen now you say.

  • I think you're a male specimen.

  • It means my gender is a little in question.

  • Yes, please thank you.

  • This stuff for you.

  • This is the sort of wimpy Sudafed because we can't really get the real Sudafed anymore because of the crystal meth problem?

  • So I can't make crystal meth out of this.

  • That's okay, then.

  • You think I'm gonna be okay?

  • I think so.

  • Okay.

  • And the floppy heart, I mean that was a bit of a bump in the road but what I thought was gonna be just a quick fun remote, I need a new heart if anyone's watching and I think you'll live at least 2 65 65 wow, that gives me four more years.

  • Conan O'brien is a fantastic male specimen.

  • How do you feel now?

  • I've got a fluffy heart.

  • Alright, everybody take a little break and come back.

  • You gotta see this, the great Houdini, everyone.

anyone noticed yet today that my voice sounds a little different?

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Conan Goes To The Doctor | Late Night with Conan O’Brien

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    林宜悉 posted on 2022/04/22
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