Thanks for coming out everybody.

We're so happy that you're here.

I'll tell you what, how many, how many smashing pumpkins fans have we got here.

I thought as much you excited for the smashing pumpkins?

I'm super excited.

I'm more of a swan guy.

But like, yeah, I'm also very stoked for smashing.

I was in Highland Park Illinois, our last hiatus.

Billy Corgan has a tea shop.

I went to the tea shop with my fiance, Billy Corgan was there.

You're choking me.

It was stopped in saying, hang on.

Yeah.

What do you mean?

A teashop?

The man owns a tea shop.

I think it's called Madame Zuzu's or something like that.

It's a great tea shop.

Really wonderful robot.

Yeah, cells T that you can purchase and buy or you have you go, oh, can I get that?

You have a cup of tea?

It's a little bit of column, a little bit of column B whatever.

You're feeling that you can also get any food.

Oh, yeah, there's food.

There's a stop.

They were baked goods and also a more savory option if you haven't had lunch yet.

Stop it.

Great teeth.

But he came in.

He now, why do you call it a tea shop and not a cafe?

Because when you, when you're describing it, it sounds like a it's a it's a cafe.

It's a performance space.

It's a lot of different things.

And it's a performance space?

Performance.

This is my I'm not even joking.

He's not just smashing pumpkins.

He's also smashing original concepts for new cafe spaces.

It's a less good band name.

I'll be honest, it's a less good band name.

Well, we are having this huge news left and right.

Yeah.

T forward and t back.

Right.

Because that's not only the big news you've got for you today.

I can tell you this huge news, huge news.

You heard it here, The late, late show.

We're going back to London earlier today.

We are doing a week of shows in London the last week of june.

We could not be more excited.

Well yeah, I don't know what you're okay.

Yeah, I don't know what you're excited.

You're not going, I'll be there.

You say you're from London.

Yes, you'll be in London.

I will be stop.

Oh, you're in London as well.

Oh, how many, Wait, how many Londoners by show of hands are in the audience tonight.

12345 Londoners.

I knew it was a hot crowd.

I can feel it.

I could feel it.

I could feel it was a crowd who last night drunk their body weight in booze and had a decision to make today, which was give up or keep going and I can tell clearly the guy at the top kept going, look at him.

He's just rolling on, Rolling on everybody on the staff is so excited.

They are.

They say you cannot, you cannot begin to imagine the volume of awful english accents.

I have heard around.

I mean it's disgusting.

It's disgusting.

Every I'm not.

I barely left my office today because every time I walked past the break room, it was people going, hello Governor fancy a cup of tea.

It was like people trying to do coke in the rhyming slang, getting it slightly wrong.

Like saying things like, oh we're gonna go down the apples and chairs.

It's pears, apples and pears.

How excited are you about this trip to London?

I'm well excited.

That's what I'm talking about.

That's that's the issue.

That's the brother.

There's only one person on the entire team who made the Late, Late show who can do a good a good english accent And that's Reggie Watts and I including that Louis Weymouth.

Mm hmm.

Because his accent, Louise accent just sounds made up.

Louie's not here.

I don't know if he's comfortable with us saying that, but he's definitely not watching this.

So it's okay.

I wonder if he is watching them.

No chance.

You won't wonder.

There's no way watching.

Should we find out?

No chance.

There's no way he's in there.

He doesn't watch when he sat there.

Mm hmm.

Alright.

Let's facetime louis.

There he is.

We're just checking.

You're watching the show Louie.

You're watching the show now I am.

Yeah, you're watching it.

All right, Bless you.

He's watching now.

There he is.

But yeah, that's next month.

The band excited about going to London and the band excited.

Yeah, yeah.

Try and keep it together guys.

Governor Going to get some tea.

Governor cup of tea.

Oh boyland any um, steve.

Give me your best London accent gone.

Alright.

James, you're right.

You're right.

James.

Yeah.

Did you hear about liam?

Hear about What about liam?

About Who liam about liam?

Yeah, No, I didn't hear about liam steve.

I didn't.

What happened?

He got nicked with a bag of bumbles.

Mhm Tim Give us yours my mate.

That's Australian.

Why?

Why are all of your people seemingly deeply uneducated?

Oh my God, no goodbye.

You got one in your locker.

That's the best one because at least you used a british word.

But there we go.

But yeah, so we're going to London.

We couldn't be more excited about the whole thing.

We got some big surprises coming for you.

But look, that's next month.

This is right here.

Right now there's things we've got to do right now we have to, we got to give America the news in a speech last night.

President biden attacked donald trump's economic record and actually mocked trump with a new nickname.

Are you ready for this?

Sick burn biden called trump.

The great Maga King.

What?

Congratulations joe.

You selected the one nickname that trump will gladly use.

I mean I, I guarantee trump already has that monogrammed on towels, foolish, foolish move a biden.

Trying to play the nickname game with trump with trump.

You can't do that.

The guys, the guy is a terrible president.

He's in the hall of fame when it comes to nicknames.

Yeah, right, sleepy joe In other news.

Apple is no longer the world's most valuable company.

The company was just surpassed by Saudi oil giant.

Aramco.

Just nice to see a Saudi oil giant catch a break, isn't it?

Aramco has surpassed Apple as the world's most valuable company at least until the iPhone 14 comes out.

I hear the camera is a little bit better.

I see them.

I'm not too worried about apple.

I'm not as long as they keep making airpods for me to lose.

They are always going to be a financial powerhouse.

You know, I've lost three left sided airpods.

So like when I lost, I lost one.

So I got a new set, lost the other one.

I thought, okay, well at least I've got now two of each.

The left side is fantastic.

There's gotta be somebody out there who's lost three right ones.

You just got to find them And that is a new rom com coming soon too.

Yeah.

And we thought this was an interesting poll according to a new poll.

Half of americans.

Think life in France is better than life in the United States and even admit that they fantasize about living in France to which french people were like, what a coincidence.

We think we're better than you guys too.

I can see americans making a smooth transition to living in France.

I can.

Americans are already used to being rude to americans, it's fine.