Name: Ben Schwartz' Rejected Jokes Binder | Literally! with Rob Lowe
Uploaded: 2022-03-21T17:02:36.000Z
Duration: 5 min 18 s
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I wanna talk about rejected jokes from it.

We can cut this whole thing out, watch this

and we've cut out and we're about to come back

Nope, nope, we're not gonna, we're gonna be back.

By the way, have I had too much coffee today.

what you were saying, but I'm sure it was amazing.

I have like a ledge with like all fun like

Oh, look at that, that's a big, that's the biggest binder

Now wait, are those jokes that all made it on the air

so I'll say the first third are Letterman,

'cause I couldn't get the staff writer job,

so I was freelance, so I would have to write the jokes

print them out, put them in a fax machine,

and then you only get paid if they get on the air

So I'm inside, so every time he went on stage

I would have no idea if he's gonna use a joke or not

he would go like this ladies and gentlemen

and then, you know, the monologue was over.

There's literally an episode where you can hear me

being like, you can't, you cannot do that, you cannot yell.

And I was like, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry.

But yeah so I have, and I never thought to keep them,

but my dad after I faxed 'em, I would fax 'em to my dad

'cause I was like, nobody's seeing these jokes.

and then the last joke I wrote was November, 2006.

Do you remember your first joke that got used?

but you give me a date, give me a month and an date

I'm sure some of these are not past the Pete.

Okay, so this is, remember this is March, 2000.

Oh my God, what if it's a joke, making fun of you?

what were you doing in 2005? Wait a minute,

Oh my God, if you were in anything that was in the news

that I thought a 75 year old man would make fun of

do you remember what you were doing in that year?

I had, I probably had had a failed TV show called Dr. Vegas,

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